The
Countryboy Cartoonist of National Fame
Abe Martin
and Kin Hubbard Explained
Back in
May 2005, Opus 162, we did a short piece on Abe Martin and Kin Hubbard that
contained a few inadvertent inaccuracies (“Kin,” for example, was not named for
a relative), errors we discovered whilst revising and vastly expanding the
article for a chapter in my forthcoming book, Insider Histories of Cartooning (due
out in the spring of 2014). Eager to correct mistakes wherever they are found,
we rush into the digital ether with this, the latest version of the Kin Hubbard
Story. More pictures, more words. More satisfying. More accurate. Read on,
MacDuff.
A FAVORITE
USED BOOK STORE of mine in Evanston, Illinois, Bookman's Alley, was always
worth a visit, not just for the printed treasures you might find in its
cavernous embrace but because it was virtually a museum of oddifacts—Navajo
blankets, hats of all sorts, vintage military uniforms and weapons—arranged to
augment kindred subjects in the books on the shelves. Wandering the displays
one time, I chanced upon a small volume of pithy comments, decorated, here and
there, with cartoonish drawings of a funny-looking rural personage. The book
had two names on the cover—Abe Martin and Kin Hubbard—and for a while, I didn't
know which was the author. But I eventually, given the generous passage of
time, supposed that Hubbard had invented Martin. And, as it turned out, I was
right.
I
also learned something of the extent of my ignorance: Abe Martin and Kin
Hubbard were such celebrated humorists in the first quarter of the twentieth
century that they attracted the attention and admiration of another humorist,
Will Rogers, who wrote, when Hubbard died in 1930: “Kin Hubbard is dead. To us
folks that attempt to write a little humor, his death is just like Edison’s
would be to the world of invention. No man in our generation was within a mile
of him, and I am so glad that I didn’t wait for him to go to send flowers. I
have said it from the stage and in print for twenty years. Just think—only two
lines a day, yet he expressed more original philosophy in ’em than all the rest
of the paper combined. What a kick Twain and all that gang will get out of Kin” (New York Times, December 27).
And
so I kicked myself mentally that I’d never heard of Kin Hubbard.
The
most thoroughly convivial biography of Kin Hubbard that I know of is The
Life and Times of Kin Hubbard Creator of Abe Martin by Fred C. Kelly. The
official biographer of the Wright Brothers and a newspaperman of some
pioneering distinction (he is reputed to be the first to get syndicated with a
Washington personalities column, “Statesman Real and Near,” 1910-1918), Kelly
knew Kin for many years and was the one who urged the Hoosier to get Abe
Martin syndicated. Kelly was also a fellow newspaper humorist, as you might
suppose from his dedication to doing a Washington column, and so his book about
Kin is laced with gleanings from its subject’s own utterances, carefully mined
from the Hubbard canon by an empathetic observer.
"Kin"
is not, as you might suppose, hillbilly dialect for "Ken"; no, it's
short for McKinney, which is Frank Hubbard's middle name, taken hostage from a
friend of his father’s.
On September
1, 1868, in Bellefontaine in Logan County, Ohio, Kin was born, the youngest of
six, into the newspaper business, his father being the publisher and editor of
one.
Kin’s
father was a Democrat in a Republican stronghold, and he wasn’t quiet about it,
writing editorials both witty and vigorous. Kelly describes the consequences:
during the Civil War when he was publishing a paper in Dayton, “he received a
call one day from an irate committee of professional patriots who threw him out
of a second-story window. The fall was broken by an awning and he wasn’t
seriously injured.” He moved to Bellefontaine, where he was given a printing
plant on the condition that he publish a newspaper that opposed the Republican
sheet, run by a church-going man named Quincy Campbell that Hubbard always
referred to as Elder Campbell. The printing plant consisted of a few fonts of
type and a hand press. Kin’s father did his own typesetting, standing at the
typecase; he never wrote out his editorials but composed them directly in type.
One
of Kin’s sisters worked at the newspaper and took great pride in her family.
When asked, once, if Elbert Hubbard, the celebrated lecturer and writer, was
any relation, she said, simply, “He thinks he is.”
Kin
hung around the newspaper office a little as he grew up, but his passion was
circuses. Any time he heard of the proximity of a circus, he dropped everything
and went. He quit school before the seventh grade at about the age of twelve
and went to work in a paint shop. Asked by the proprietor what he aspired to
be, and he replied: “I want to be the sole proprietor of a good, well-painted,
comprehensive, one-ring circus.” The “well-painted” component showed that he
knew which side his bread was buttered on.
Apart
from his addiction to circuses, Kin had theatrical aspirations as a youth, but
most of his talent in that realm was devoted to wearing a flamboyant wardrobe
of the sort he’d heard actors affected—“a loud plaid cape overcoat, a close
reefed brown derby, long narrow shoes, a massive buckhorn cane, and long matty
hair.”
But
he was afflicted with an ability to draw that exceeded his talent for acting.
His artistic bent started when he was about five years old, as soon as he was
able to hold a pair of scissors, which he would use to cut from paper “any kind
of an animal, wild or domestic, with a correctness and deftness that was almost
creepy.” He was equally deft at profiles of the neighbors, who would drop in,
Kelly says, “to witness his extraordinary gifts as a silhouette artist.”
In The Best of Kin Hubbard, David S. Hawes belabors the obvious when he
speculates that Kin’s ability with scissors displayed “a fundamental skill
essential to the work of a portrait artist or caricaturist” and later, when the
boy learned to draw, “he substituted a pencil or pen and ink for scissors and
found that his hand-eye coordination worked as well for him in doing drawings
as in making silhouettes.”
But
Kin had other ideas about his touted ability. “I was always handicapped by not
knowing how to draw. I could execute rude, sketchy caricatures that were
readily recognized, but I knew nothing of composition, light and shade, and
perspective.”
Despite
this disclaimer from the mouth of the horse, while still in school, Kin made
pictures as easily with pen or pencil. His first publication in the family
newspaper took place when he was sixteen and produced woodcuts of the
Republican candidates for the highest office in the land, James G. Blaine and
John A. Logan. “From that time on, I was regarded as a natural born artist and
everybody said that something ought to be done with me,” Kin said, quoted by
Kelly.
When
Grover Cleveland was elected President over Blaine in 1884, Kin’s father, the
town’s fiercest and most vocal Cleveland supporter, was appointed postmaster,
where he gave Kin a job at the general delivery window at which Kin worked, off
and on, for four years after quitting the paint shop. The occupation, however,
was too tame for a young man. Craving adventure, Kin “took up” with a traveling
snake oil salesman as a silhouette artist, his pictures and the man’s banjo
attracting and holding crowds throughout the South until the snake oil pitch
began.
When
not traveling or clerking in the post office, Kin hung around the local
theater, the Bellefontaine Grand Opera House, and performed odd jobs (dusting
the seats) in exchange for free tickets to all the shows. Suffering from
thespian temptations, he occasionally drummed up talent shows among the
natives. In 1891, he wrote about one of the shows in a letter to a friend in
Indianapolis, decorating the margins of the epistle with thumbnail sketches,
some tinctured with water colors. His correspondent showed the pictures to John
H. Holliday, owner and editor of the Indianapolis News, who wondered
aloud about whether his newspaper should install an artist. Kin’s friend wrote
Kin, urging him to come to the Hoosier capital and apply for the job. Kin did,
telling Holliday that salary was no object: all he wanted was a start. Holliday
hired him at $12, saying, “I reckon you’ve gotta live.”
Kin
said he illustrated “pretty much everything that happened in town.” But the
good times didn’t last.
After
Kin had been at the News for about three years, a new managing editor
showed up and assigned the artist a task he was unequal to—architectural
renderings. Kin left and returned to Bellefontaine, where he soon received a
letter from the new managing editor, who confirmed the young man’s instincts by
saying that he was hoping to hire “a real artist who could draw anything.” Kin
went South again and “when I failed to get a job, I signed up with the manager
of a mummified Aztec Mother and Child, who were exhibited in a covered wagon. I
sold tickets with one hand and took them with the other while the manager
lectured.”
Drifting
north, Kin held numerous and sundry jobs, including driving a bread wagon with
two mules “hitched in tandem” before landing at Cincinnati where he drew
pictures until spring at the Cincinnati Tribune. When he was “turned
adrift,” he found employment at an amusement park for the ensuing summer. “I
was nearly in show business,” he commented with pleasure.
He
went back to Bellefontaine briefly, then to Mansfield for a stint at Mansfield News, then, after visiting Cleveland, he returned to Bellefontaine to
stage more amateur shows. While back at the post office, Kin got an invitation
to draw at the Indianapolis Star, where he spent the next two years,
getting better at drawing, he said. Finally, in 1901, the Indianapolis News invited
him back, and he went. And stayed for the rest of his life.
Kin
was often assigned to cover political conventions, where he drew caricatures of
the aspiring statesmen. He was good enough at caricature to inspire publication
of a collection of his political drawings in 1903, Caricatures of Lawmakers,
Clerks, and Doorkeepers of the Sixty-fourth General Assembly of Indiana.
In
the fall of 1904, Hubbard was assigned to report on the campaign swing being
made through the southern part of the state by John W. Kern, the Democratic
candidate for governor. In addition to portraying the gubernatorial candidate
in various unguarded moments, Kin observed the indigenous population and made
sketches and notes as he did.
“In
drawing the odds and ends of humanity,” Kin said, “I had to write a few lines
under each sketch to identify it. Sometimes I tried to make these breezy or
humorous. Frequently, I would stick in a country character in a hotel lobby and
have him making comments on some of the bigwigs.” One of these drawings
depicted "a satisfied agriculturist,” who, puffing a pipe, says:
"Durned ef I see any excuse fer a change ez long ez we are all doin' so
well." The drawing was published on or about October 1, 1904, and, in the
interest of the historical record, we’ve posted a terribly bad copy of it in
our forthcoming visual aid.
When
Hubbard returned to Indy and the newspaper office, he had a good deal more
material in his sketchbook than the coverage of the campaign itself required.
He showed his sketches to his editor and said he hoped he could re-tool some of
them to use in some way, and his editor encourage him. As Hubbard doodled with
his material, he grew increasingly fond of his whiskery
"agriculturist" who he depicted wearing huge boots and plaid pants.
Kelly
says the name Abe Martin surfaced on November 11 without the country bumpkin in
person: the drawing showed two other people, one of them saying: “—I’m ’clined
to think like Abe Martin—.” Hubbard had considered other names— Seth Martin,
Steve Martin, and Abe Hulsizer—before settling, at last, on Abe Martin. On
Saturday, December 17, on the back page of the News, a single
column-wide drawing depicted the visually refined “agriculturist” in Kin’s best
galoot-style of rendering. Headed “Abe Martin,” it was signed “Hub” and would
run henceforth always on the back page of the paper, where it achieved the
highest visibility after the front page. The neighboring visual aid shows Abe
Martin’s visual progression through the years.
The
feature, as Hubbard put it years later, "caused some favorable comment and
it was decided to continue it." And so he did—nearly every day for the
next 26 years. Almost immediately, he gave Abe a habitat: on February 3, 1905,
the crusty rube announces that he's going to move to Brown County; and on the
next day, Kin shows Abe atop a towering wagon-load of household goods, making
his way into the rural setting where he will spend the rest of his career,
uttering faux wisdom and country gossip of a warped albeit amusing kind.
Hubbard
picked Brown County because it was remote and rugged “without telegraphic or
railroad connections—a county whose natives for the most part subsist by
blackberrying, sassafras-mining and basket-making.” More likely, as Kelly said,
Brown County as a good choice because it was “an area free from urban hubbub,
where people could observe human caprice and quiddities.” Or maybe because it
was far enough from Indianapolis that no one could check to verify the accuracy
of whatever Abe Martin said
Abe
Martin was a philosopher of the bumpkin cracker-barrel sort, Kelly said. “It
would be quite in character for Abe to come into a country store and tell,
deadpan, of a man up the road who fell off a load of hay and died before his
teeth could be X-rayed. It seemed to him worth mentioning that there was a time
when people did not mow their lawns with a machine but borrowed a cow.”
“Abe
Martin caught on from the first,” said Kelly, “because Kin could show us our
most secret weaknesses in a way to set us laughing at ourselves.”
The
earliest renditions of Abe Martin were more carefully drawn than later, when
Kin hit his stride in comedy, achieving it with a looser, more relaxed
composition/line. Abe's whiskers became more and more stylized, eventually
appearing to be more of a muff around the character's neck than a beard on his
chin. Abe looked a little more impish as he grew older, but otherwise, he
didn't change much over the years. And he still pretty much just stood around a
lot and mused aloud for us to overhear.
Hubbard
earns praise from his biographers for a curious innovation: he usually
accompanied his Abe Martin drawing with two rustic witticisms, not just one;
and the two were usually completely unrelated. I suspect a good number of
readers spent no little time trying to figure out how the two sayings were
connected, contorting mentally in an existential exercise that no doubt
divulged the music of the spheres if pursued avidly enough. It has led me
nowhere, however, so I was delighted to discover that the essential
unrelatedness of the utterances was deliberate and that they were never
intended to be connected at all.
Apart
from appreciating Abe's insights, the other pleasure the feature affords is in
the drawings. In defiance of the cartooning custom I've been extolling all
these years as a measure of excellence (that words and pictures blend, neither
making comedic sense alone without the other), these drawings are as unrelated
to the sayings, usually, as the two sayings are to each other. And at first
blush, the pictures of Abe Martin seem distinguished by a monotony of pose that
is breathtaking.
Upon
inspection, however, you'll discover, as I did, that the comedy transpires in
the distance, in the tiny background details in front of which ol' Abe stands
so sturdily, both booted feet firmly on the ground at almost all times (except
when impossibly balancing himself on a barbed-wire fence). We see frolicking
barnyard critters, cows and horses kicking up their heels in sheer animal
exuberance, and all sorts of comically rendered farm machinery and rickety
buildings. Hence, our pleasure at perusing Abe Martin is three-fold:
each of the two unrelated sayings affords its own delight, and the drawing
offers yet another source of amusement. As I say, in defiance of cartooning
custom. So much for the universality of that theory.
Given
the construction of the feature, Hubbard could have used his drawings over and
over after a sufficient interval had passed since the initial publication. But
he insisted on producing a new drawing every day—altogether, it is estimated,
over 8,000 drawings.
Kelly
felt there was never a decline in the quality of Abe Martin humor. Kin’s
humor was observational: “He looked at life from his own point of view, and to
discover absurdities was effortless. Wherever he looked, he saw something
ridiculous. ... He quietly observed all the nonsense caused by national
prohibition and summed up that whole crazy period when he wrote: ‘Mr. an’ Mrs.
Tipton Bud wuz awakened at an early hour this mornin’ by burglars singin’ in
the cellar.’”
One
of Abe Martin’s most familiar utterances is this antique axiom: “What this
country needs is a good five cent cigar,” a remark that became famous and
attributed to numerous other wits, among them Vice President Tom Marshall, who
was, Kelly assures us, “an ardent Kin Hubbard fan.”
Other
evidences of the wit and Arcadian wisdom of Abe Martin include:
Th’
safest way to double yer money is t’ fold it over onct and put it in yer
pocket.
When
a woman says, ‘I don’t wish t’ mention any names,’ it hain’t necessary.
Th’
feller that says, ‘I may be wrong, but—’ does not believe ther kin be any such
possibility.
A
never failin’ way t’ git rid of a feller is t’ tell him somethin’ fer his own
good.
“So
you hain’t spoken t’ your wife fer three years? Why?” asked Judge Pusey of a
husband this mornin’, an’ th’ husband replied, “I didn’t want ti’ interrupt
her.”
It’s
almost got so you can’t speak th’ truth without commitin’ an indiscretion.
A
diplomat is a feller that lets you do all the talkin’ while he gits what he
wants.
Th’
louder a feller laughs at nothin’ th’ more pop’lar he is.
When
a feller says, ‘It hain’t th’ money, but th’ principle o’ the’ thing,’ it’s the
money.
Others
of Abe’s insightful utterances are found in our next exhibit.
Hubbard
once wrote down in the form of a poem his recipe for making such epigrammatic
sayings:
The
qualities rare in a bee that we meet
In
an epigram never should fail;
The
body should always be little and sweet
And
a sting should be left in the tail.
Kin
visited Brown County only twice. Once on April 23, 1906, when the first train
ventured into the vicinity, Kin was aboard for the ride. And then again in
about 1914 soon after Kin bought his first automobile, a Buick. It was not a
successful visit because Kin had heard the natives thought he was making fun of
them and didn’t like some of the characters he’d created so he was afraid of
being recognized.
He
need not have worried: few people knew who Kin Hubbard was. In 1923, he went to
New York, and during his sojourn there, he attended a performance of the
Ziegfeld Follies. Will Rogers was among the follies, and he often introduced
prominent persons he saw in the audience. Spying Kin, he asked him to stand up,
saying, “Meet Kin Hubbard.” Polite applause ensued. Then Rogers completed his
introduction—“the man who created Abe Martin.” The audience went wild, standing
up and cheering. “Never in the days when he wanted to be an actor had he
dreamed of having an audience so complete at his feet,” said Kelly.
At
noon on Columbus Day, October 12, 1905, Hubbard married Josephine Jackson, who
admired him so extravagantly that she broke off her engagement to another.
Despite the excess of her admiration, she didn’t know that he was Abe Martin.
About
a year after the nuptials, Kin was looking for ways to increase his income now
that he had marital responsibilities. His solution was to publish a book, a
collection of Abe Martin’s sayings and some of the drawings entitled Abe
Martin of Brown County, Indiana. It included a poem by James Whitcomb
Riley, with whom Kin had become friends after caricaturing him. The first lines
went like this:
Abe
Martin!—Dad-burn his old picture!
P’tends
he’s a Brown County Fixture—
A
kind of comical mixture
Of
hoss-sense and no sense at all!
His
mouth, like his pipe, ’s allus goin’,
And
his thoughts, like his whiskers, is flowin’—
And
what he don’t know ain’t worth knowin’—
From
Genesis clean to baseball!
The
artist, Kin Hubbard, ’s so keerless
He
draws Abe ’most eyeless and earless;
But
he’s never yit pictured him cheerless.
The
first book sold so well that Kin brought one out every year—some years, more
than one, usually under the running title Abe Martin's Almanack; and the
profits, Kelly reported, “exceeded by a good margin Kin’s annual salary.”
Orders for the books came from all over the world.
Hubbard
worked in a section of the paper’s newsroom known as the “Idle Ward” because he
and two of the other residents (one of whom was another cartoonist, Gaar
Willams) always had time to talk. They all did a lot of work, but they seemed
to idle away most of the hours of the day with talk, usually started by Kin,
who, reading the newspaper, would be inspired by what he saw there to
comment—“I can remember when corn plaster advertisements just showed a foot and
didn’t feature legs,” f’instance. When his comments produced laughs, he knew he
had something for Abe Martin.
If
doubtful about the comedy, he often called Josephine and tried the line on her.
If she laughed, good; if she said it wasn’t funny, Kin might respond: “I know
it isn’t funny. Who ever said it was? But it’s nearly nine o’clock,” his daily
deadline..
Kin
continued to produce caricatures of politicians for the News during
conventions and legislative sessions, but as a rule, he had little to do every
day after conjuring up two sentences and a drawing for Abe Martin. He could
have worked at home, but he preferred the eddying atmosphere of the newsroom,
and he thought the management appreciated his staying around and putting in
regular hours. But he always left the office before three o’clock in the
afternoon.
Hubbard
was a shy man and avoided the spotlight. If some enterprising journalist called
for an appointment for an interview, Kin would agree but set the time after
three o’clock.
His
salary eventually equaled that of the paper’s general manager, and in
recognition of the prestige he brought the paper, he was moved out of the Idle
Ward into a private office with his name on the frosted glass door.
When
not in the newspaper office, Kin tended to want to enjoy marital bliss without
any company other than his wife. The Hubbards seldom entertained because, Kelly
says, Kin was afraid of being a bore. Josephine occasionally persuaded her
husband to invite friends over, saying that people need human contact.
“Yes,
I suppose it’s good for a home to have company occasionally,” Kin conceded,
“even if the dishes do pile up.”
He
took up golf briefly, but he didn’t enjoy it and gave up soon after making a
hole in one. Everyone marveled at his modesty in not proclaiming his feat. “I
thought,” he said, “it was what a player was supposed to do.”
Hubbard
tried to get Abe Martin distributed to other newspapers, but no syndicate
seemed interested until George Ade, then at the pinnacle of his fame as a
humorist and playwright, wrote a few complimentary words about Abe in American magazine: “His comments on men and affairs prove him to be a grim iconoclast,
an analytical philosopher and a good deal of a cutup. ... Abe Martin is as
quaint and droll as Josh Billings and Artemus Ward ever dared to be” (quoted in
Kelly).
Suddenly,
Kin was awash in letters of inquiry from syndicates. He signed with George
Matthew Adams, but, six years later went with John Dille, who was just starting
his syndicate and offered Kin a guaranteed annual income. Abe Martin soon
appeared in nearly two hundred newspapers nationwide. Said Kelly: “Kin’s two
brief unrelated sentences a day with a column-wide drawing brought as high as
$50 a week from some of the larger papers. No other writer ever took in so much
money week after week, year after year, for so few words.”
Kelly
reports that Kin was “a little embarrassed, in a way almost annoyed, by the
success of Abe Martin. ‘Perhaps,’ he once said, ‘if I had been born with
less sense for the ridiculous and with more application, I might be a good
printer or a good photographer or a good sign writer today. I might be a
cartoonist with some knowledge of drawing.’”
Urged
often to go to New York where all famous creative personalities convened, Kin
declined, citing a remark of a friend who’d been invited to relocate to Denver:
“I’d rather stay here where I’m known and can play in the band.”
In
1910, the feature was being distributed nationally, and Hubbard, who thought of
himself as a writer, not a cartoonist—technically, in the jargon of the trade,
a "paragrapher" (that is, a writer who produced short human interest
and/or humorous feature material in paragraph doses)—became a national figure,
praised by Will Rogers and Franklin P. Adams (the famed FPA who produced
"The Conning Tower" for the fabled New York Herald Tribune).
After
a time, Kin’s syndicate manager proposed a way to fill the cartoonist’s
otherwise idle hours in the office. How about doing something longer than two
sentences that subscribing newspapers could use on Sundays? And so Kin began
plowing Short Furrows, essays intended to fill one-half to two-thirds of a
column. The essays were supposedly written by Abe Martin or by one of the
numerous picturesque personages that resided in his neighborhood.
Over
the years, the Hubbard dramatis personae multiplied, a recitation of their
names and preoccupations providing an ample portrait of Abe Martin’s Brown
County: Lafe Bud, traveling representative Red Seal Beer makings; Mrs. Lafe
Bud, late o’ the optometrist counter of the Monarch 5 and 10; Newt Plum, town
constable and federal rum sleuth; Gabe Craw, proprietor New Palace Hotel and
manager of Melodeon Hall; Uncle Miles Turner, first white child born west of
St. Paris, Ohio; Miss Mame Moon, ex-proprietor of the O.K. livery barn and
pioneer in the movement for the emancipation of women; Miss Tawney Apple,
ticket seller at the Fairy Grotto Picture Palace; Miss Myrt Purviance, fifteen;
Miss Fawn Lippicut, elocutionist, writer and authority on affairs of th’ heart;
Doctor Mopps, ear, eye, nose, throat and president of Hazel Nut Country Club (office
hours, Monday afternoons); Pinky Keer, a slip-horn player of wonderful aptness.
And more.
Niles
Turner “delights to while away the evening of his life telling the most
outrageous and preposterous Indian stories and scaring little children. He also
makes axe handles.” Uncle Ez Pash, who “has a marvellous memory and little or
no regard for the truth,” and Barton Crosby, who “after a long and tortuous
siege in the public schools finally graduated with a well-defined mustache.”
Hubbard
decorated his Short Furrows with drawings attuned to the subjects being
discussed. Abe Martin didn’t appear in them (except, maybe, in the accompanying
visual aid where the portrait at the upper left looks suspiciously like Abe to
me).
Kin’s
characters became popular because they could be found in every neighborhood;
everyone recognized them as accurate even if they’d never known anyone quite
like them, Kelly said.
Hubbard
himself was just such a character. At a circus one day, Kin noticed a pretty
girl wearing pink silk stockings and mused: “What chance has virtue got against
stockings like that?”
Kin
pursued the subject in a 1920s Short Furrow, written by Miss Mame Moon with the
title: “Women’s Legs an’ Advertisin.’”
Th’
present day exploitation o’ women’s legs fer ever’ conceivable sort o’
advertisin’ shows th’ trend o’ th’ American mind. Seventy-seven out o’
eighty-one advertisements in a current magazine were illustrated by women’s
legs in some shape or other, crossed, or kickin’ up, or in repose. No magazine
story is complete without a flapper curled up on a davenport showin’ a pair o’
legs. ... It’s amazin’ how darin’ women become jest th’ minute they hit a
bathin’ resort. I hain’t heard o’ one endurin’ romance that begun below th’
thighs. ... What I started in t’ remonstrate agin is th’ shameless way our legs
are bein’ used t’ advertise citrus farms in the Rio Grande valley, vacations in
Honolulu, hog cholera cures, auto bodies, humidors, roup remedies, tuna
fishing, fertilizes, glaciers, tooth brushes, roach paste, Airedale pups an’
trips t’ th’ Holy Land. ... I guess exposed legs an’ knees belong t’ th’ times
th’ same as wife tradin’, gin, big alimony, Seminole pajamas, an’ th’ corn
borer (quoted by Hawes).
Abe Martin
and Fawn Lippicut and Lafe Bud and the rest put Brown County on the national
map, establishing it as a destination for all sorts of the writing and drawing
classes, a reputation it continues to enjoy to this day. Indiana expressed its
appreciation by naming a Brown County mountain ridge after Hubbard; and a lodge
was named after Abe Martin when it was built in the Brown County State Park,
which was established in 1932, two years after the cartoonist died at the age
of 62.
At
the end of Christmas Day 1930, Kin went to bed saying it had been his happiest
Christmas. The next morning, he awakened, complaining of not feeling well. “Too
much holiday, I guess,” he said. “Didn’t we have a good Christmas? I think it
was the happiest day of my life.”
He
got up to walk over to a chair where he’d left his shoes and sank to the floor.
He was suffering a heart attack. He died a few minutes later.
The
flags at City Hall and the State House were flown at half mast.
“I
doubt if Kin ever quite understood himself,” said Kelly. “I think he was always
puzzled by his own success. All he did was go along being himself, expressing
the kind of thoughts he would have expressed no matter what he was doing, and
yet great rewards poured in. ... His friends simply accepted him as a genius,
not to be governed or estimated by ordinary standards, and all agreed on one
thing: what an amusing, companionable fellow he was.”
As
a companionable finale, here are a few more pictures and pronouncements by Abe.
In our first display, we see the older Abe; in the second, another sheet of Abe
Martin as the feature was distributed by its syndicate (six dailies on a single
sheet), with a couple extra vignettes tossed in; and, finally, a smattering of
Abes and some Short Furrows illustrations.
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