HEFNER DIED.
IN HIS BED, OF COURSE
Hugh M.
Hefner, 1926 - 2017
Hugh Hefner
died on Wednesday, September 27. He was 91. Celebrated as the founder of Playboy magazine, which, with fold-out photos of barenekkidwimmin, revved a cultural
revolution that freed the sex lives of Americans from their Puritan bondage,
Hefner was a wannabe cartoonist whose magazine showcased and advanced the art
of the single-panel magazine cartoon, publishing full-page cartoons in
sumptuous color. His departure from this vale of tears was, gratifyingly,
heralded by many cartoonists (albeit of the political ilk), once potential
colleagues.
Although
Hef (as he was known since he adopted the nickname in high school in an effort
to seem cooler than he was) appeared in a dapper suit when hosting his Playboy
tv series, he was most often photographed in later years wearing a silk robe
and pajamas, which everyone supposed meant that he was taking a brief respite
from canoodling with one (or more) of the several voluptuous women he kept on
hand at the ready in the Playboy Mansion. But the real reason he was in his
pj’s was that he was so eager to get to work in the morning when he arose that
he didn’t bother to get dressed. Hef was a workaholic, and he often didn’t go
to bed at all. If he could stay awake for 24 hours to edit his magazine, he
would. Sometimes, fueled by dexedrine and Pepsi Colas, he made it to 40 hours
straight.
In
other words, the nation’s foremost exemplar of a life of “play” actually worked
all the time and seldom “played.”
Before
he thought of publishing a magazine, Hef aimed to be a cartoonist. He drew
cartoons in high school and in college at the University of Illinois, where he
also edited an issue of the off-campus humor magazine, Shaft, espousing
the liberating ideas about sex upon which Playboy was founded. All
through his youth, he drew an autobiographical comic book, and after college,
he published a book of his cartoons about life in Chicago, That Toddlin’
Town.
Hef
wanted cartoons to be a major component in Playboy, saying: “I once
commented that without the centerfold, Playboy would be just another
literary magazine. The same can be said for the cartoons. Playboy’s visual humor has helped to define the magazine.”
He
was a keen student of the cartoon medium and therefore a superlative editor of
them. Cartoonists published in Playboy all spoke of the excellence of
his insightful editorial guidance.
In
2016, Hef, still active in editing the magazine he founded, and his editors,
hoping to compete with a growing number of laddie magazines and realizing that
the Web offered more pictures of naked ladies than Playboy could ever
hope to cram into its pages, eliminated unabashed female nudity from the magazine.
(See Opus 349 for details.) That didn’t last long: within a year, naked wimmin
were back, sashaying through the magazine’s pages in unadorned splendor as of
yore.
The
new regime that published pictures of artfully draped rather than naked ladies
also decided Playboy no longer needed cartoons and stopped publishing
them. Alas, cartoons did not return to Playboy with the nudes.
With
his magazine no longer publishing cartoons, we could say, with a vaguely poetic
flourish, that Hefner’s life had lost its original meaning. And so he stopped
living.
At
the notice of Hef’s death, the supermarket’s most energetic tabloid, the National
Enquirer, leaped forward with a bushel of scandalous factoids about him and
his supposed last days. “In life,” asserted the newspaper, “Hugh Hefner knew a
million lovers and rarely—if ever—slept alone. In death, he was a bankrupt and
wrinkled recluse, withered to a skeletal 90 pounds, and cut off from even those
he most loved.”
The Enquirer claimed inside knowledge about “the tortured final days of
America’s most legendary Lothario.” The end, it was revealed, “was nothing like
the life Hef lived” according to “a Hollywood insider.”
At
the end, “he lived in shocking, urine-soaked squalor. He had to be lifted into
and out of a wheelchair. Hef was desperate to hide his true condition. He
wanted so badly to have his memory preserved as the swashbuckling playboy he
was in youth ... the virile stud with millions of hot girlfriends.
“The
truth is he became a modern-day Howard Hughes—alone, refusing to see guests,
his fingernails overgrown, his breath a putrid stench, the air around him
suffocating and musty.”
The
official cause of death was cardiac arrest. But the Enquirer reported
that he was “cancer ravaged.”
In
short, the Enquirer was having the time of its life making up stuff
about the man the tabloid doubtless secretly salivated over for his satyric
lifestyle, details of which might’ve crammed the paper with juicy copy for
years. But didn’t.
Now,
the Enquirer had the opportunity to make up about Hef’s last days
whatever lurid poetic justice it thought appropriate. So it did.
Reactions
through the so-called news media were mixed. Others in the same vein of fiction
as the Enquirer included Ross Douthat at the New York Times, who
wrote: “Hef was the grinning pimp of the sexual revolution with quaaludes for
the ladies and viagra for himself—a father of smut addictions and eating
disorders, abortions and divorce and syphilis, a pretentious huckster who
published Updike stories no one read while doing flesh procurement for
celebrities, a revolutionary whose revolution chiefly benefitted men like
himself. ...
“Early
Hef had a pipe and suit and a highbrow reference for every occasion; he even
claimed to have a philosophy, that final refuge of the scoundrel. But late Hef
was a lecherous, low-brow Peter Pan, playing at perpetual boyhood—ice cream for
breakfast, pajamas all day—while bodyguards shooed male celebrities away from
his paid harem and the skull grinned beneath his papery skin.”
Not
everyone was quite so vitriolic. But Katha Pollitt at The Nation comes
close, calling Hefner “a creep” and a “toxic bachelor. ... You have to ignore a
lot of human suffering to buy the notion that ‘Hef’ was a fun-guy genius who
brought us sexual liberation.”
Pollitt
quotes Bette Midler: “Why lionize Hugh Hefner, a pig, a pornographer and a
predator too? I once went to the ‘Mansion’ in ’68 and got the clap walking
through the door.”
“What
brought us whatever sexual liberation we now possess,” says Pollitt, “was
reliable contraception, legal abortion, and, yes, feminism. It was feminism
that encouraged women to consider their own pleasure, cut through the Freudian
nonsense about vaginal orgasms and ‘frigidity,’ mainstream female masturbation
as a way to learn about one’s body, and pointed out, insistently, that women
are not objects for male consumption ...
“Why,”
she continues, “is it so hard to ask what kind of world we make when we hail as
heroic a man who saw women as a pair of implanted breasts with a sell-by date
of their 25th birthday? It’s a conversation that Hugh Hefner did a
great deal to suppress. It’s too late for Marilyn [Monroe], but not for us. Now
that he’s dead, let’s talk.”
Peggy
Dexter at CNN leaves out most of the vitriol: “The terms of [Hefner’s]
rebellion undeniably depended on putting women in a second-class role. It was
the women, after all, whose sexuality was on display on the covers and in the
centerfolds of his magazine, not to mention hanging on his shoulder,
practically until the day he died.”
But
the president and CEO of GLAAD (a media-monitoring organization that has grown
out of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) put the vitriol back
in, albeit using a vocabulary somewhat more sophisticated than Douthat’s. Sarah
Kate Ellis criticized the news media’s coverage of Hefner’s passing:
"It's
alarming how media is attempting to paint Hugh Hefner as a pioneer or social
justice activist because nothing could be further from reality," she said.
"Hefner was a not a visionary. He was a misogynist who built an empire on
sexualizing women and mainstreaming stereotypes that caused irreparable damage
to women's rights and our entire culture."
OF THE POSTHUMOUS
EVALUATIONS of Hefner, I prefer those of Camille Paglia, a pro-sex feminist and
cultural critic, who defiantly rejects the notion that Hefner is a misogynist.
“Absolutely
not!” she said in an interview with Hollywood Reporter’s Jeanie Pyun.
“The central theme of my wing of pro-sex feminism is that all celebrations of
the sexual human body are positive. Second-wave feminism went off the rails
when it was totally unable to deal with erotic imagery, which has been a
central feature of the entire history of Western art ever since Greek nudes.”
About Playboy’s cultural impact, Paglia said: “Hefner reimagined the American
male as a connoisseur in the continental manner, a man who enjoyed all the fine
pleasures of life, including sex. Hefner brilliantly put sex into a continuum
of appreciative response to jazz, to art, to ideas, to fine food. This was
something brand new.
“I
have always taken the position that the men's magazines — from the glossiest
and most sophisticated to the rawest and raunchiest — represent the brute
reality of sexuality. Pornography is not a distortion. It is not a sexist
twisting of the facts of life but a kind of peephole into the roiling,
primitive animal energies that are at the heart of sexual attraction and
desire.”
She
adds: “It must be remembered that Hefner was a gifted editor who knew how to
produce a magazine that had great visual style and that was a riveting
combination of pictorial with print design. Everything about Playboy as
a visual object, whether you liked the magazine or not, was lively and often
ravishing. ... I would hope that people could see the positives in the Playboy sexual landscape — the foregrounding of pleasure and fun and humor. Sex is
not a tragedy, it's a comedy! (Laughs.)”
The
rest of our celebration of Hef’s life is based upon Laura Mansnerus’ obit in
the New York Times, augmented by Matt Schudel’s report in the Washington
Post, plus a couple of Hefner biographies (Bunny by Russell Miller
and Mr. Playboy by Steven Watts), various other cullings I’ve collected
over the years, and other sources named as they crop up in the ensuing
paragraphs.
PLAYBOY FOUNDER Hugh Hefner enjoyed the image
of himself that he carefully crafted as the pipe-smoking hedonist whose
magazine stampeded the sexual revolution in the 1950s. He also built a
multimedia empire of clubs, mansions, movies and television, symbolized by
bow-tied women in scanty costumes with cotton tails on their butts.
Cooper
Hefner, his son and Chief Creative Officer of Playboy Enterprises, was thinking
less of the latter than of the empire when he summarized his father’s
achievements just after he’d died: “My father lived an exceptional and
impactful life as a media and cultural pioneer and a leading voice behind some
of the most significant social and cultural movements of our time in advocating
free speech, civil rights and sexual freedom. He defined a lifestyle and ethos
that lie at the heart of the Playboy brand, one of the most recognizable and
enduring in history. He will be greatly missed by many, including his wife
Crystal, my sister Christie and my brothers David and Marston, and all of us at
Playboy Enterprises.”
As
much as anyone, Hefner helped slip sex out of plain brown wrappers and into
mainstream conversation, said Andrew Dalton at the Associated Press. In 1953, a
time when states could legally ban contraceptives, when the word “pregnant” was
not allowed on tv’s “I Love Lucy,” Hefner published the first issue of Playboy, featuring the celebrated calendar photo of Marilyn Monroe (taken years
earlier when she was an unknown aspiring starlet) sprawled naked on red satin
and an editorial promise of “humor, sophistication and spice.” The Great
Depression and World War II were over and America was ready to get undressed.
Playboy soon became forbidden fruit for teenagers and a bible for men with time and
money, primed for the magazine’s prescribed evenings of dimmed lights, hard
drinks, soft jazz, deep thoughts and deeper desires. Within a year, circulation
neared 200,000. Within five years, it had topped 1 million.
By
the 1970s, the magazine had more than 7 million readers and had inspired such
raunchier imitations as Penthouse and Hustler. Competition and
the internet reduced circulation to less than 3 million by the 21st Century,
and the number of issues published annually was cut from 12 to 11. In March
2016, Playboy ceased publishing images of naked women, citing the
futility of competing with the proliferation of nudity on the Internet.
But
Hef and Playboy remained brand names worldwide.
Asked
by the New York Times in 1992 of what he was proudest, Hefner responded:
“That I changed attitudes toward sex. That nice people can live together now.
That I decontaminated the notion of premarital sex. That gives me great
satisfaction.”
For
decades Hef cultivated the image and persona as the silk-pajama-wearing host of
a constant party with celebrities and Playboy models. By his own account,
Hefner had sex with more than a thousand women, including many pictured in his
magazine.
“I
had probably made love to more beautiful women than any other man in history,”
he once said, demurring immediately to add, “—now, I’m very sure this probably
isn’t true.”
He
flew from place to place on a private DC-9 dubbed “The Big Bunny,” which
boasted a giant Playboy bunny emblazoned on the tail. But he didn’t leave his
mansion much: there, he had at least three (and sometime more) live-in
girlfriends with whom he had sex regularly twice a week on rigidly designated
nights.
Censorship
for his magazine was inevitable, starting in the 1950s, when Hefner
successfully sued to prevent the U.S. Postal Service from denying him
second-class mailing status. Playboy has been banned in China, India,
Saudi Arabia and Ireland, and 7-Eleven stores for years did not sell the
magazine.
Women
were warned from the first issue: “If you’re somebody’s sister, wife, or
mother-in-law,” the magazine declared, “and picked us up by mistake, please
pass us along to the man in your life and get back to Ladies Home
Companion.”
HEFNER
PURPORTED TO LIVE THE LIFESTYLE that his magazine promoted: “We enjoy mixing up
cocktails and an hors d’oeuvre or two, putting a little mood music on the
phonograph and inviting in a female acquaintance for a quiet discussion on
Picasso, Nietzsche, jazz, sex.”
“Hef
excels at being his own best casting director,” wrote Bill Zehme in a Playboy article about Hef and his girlfriends, “—because he has long understood and
perfected the epic protagonist character he alone was born to portray,” going
on to quote the Man Himself:
“It
wasn’t difficult to figure out that the most successful sex object I’d created
was me,” Hef once proclaimed. “It was a role I was very comfortable playing. I
have built here [in the Mansion] what could be viewed as a perpetual women machine.”
“By
which,” Zehme explains, “he means—due to the nature of his work—there would be
no paucity of incoming prospective co-stars to audition as meaningful love
interests.”
“I’m
living a grown-up version of a boy’s dream, turning life into a celebration,”
Hefner told Time magazine in 1967. “It’s all over too quickly. Life
should be more than a vale of tears.”
Hefner
the man and Playboy the brand were inseparable. Both advertised themselves as
emblems of the sexual revolution, an escape from American priggishness and
wider social intolerance. Both were derided over the years — as vulgar, as
adolescent, as exploitative, and finally as anachronistic. But Hef was a
stunning success from his emergence in the early 1950s. His timing was perfect.
“Hefner
was, first and foremost, a brilliant businessman,” David Allyn, author of Make
Love, Not War: The Sexual Revolution, an Unfettered History, told the Washington
Post in an interview. “He created Playboy at a time when America was
entering a period of profound economic and social optimism. His brand of sexual
liberalism fit perfectly with postwar aspirations.”
When
the first issue of Playboy appeared in late 1953, Hefner was 27 years
old, a new father married to, by his account, the first woman he had slept
with. He and his wife had only recently moved out of his parents’ house, and he
had left his job at Chicago-headquartered Children’s Activities magazine.
Hefner
was reviled, first by guardians of the 1950s social order — J. Edgar Hoover
among them — and later by feminists. But Playboy’s success was
irrefutable. Long after other publishers made the magazine’s nude Playmate
centerfold look more sugary than daring, Playboy remained the most
successful men’s magazine in the world. Hefner’s company branched into movie,
cable and digital production, sold its own line of clothing and jewelry, and
opened clubs, resorts and casinos.
The
brand faded over the years, and by 2015 the magazine’s circulation had dropped
to about 800,000 — although among men’s magazines it was outsold by only one, Maxim, which was founded in 1995. Hefner remained editor in chief even after agreeing
to the magazine’s startling decision in 2016 to stop publishing nude
photographs. (Well, the models were nude, but they were profusely draped or
turned coyly away from the camera so their nudity teased rather than
tormented.)
Playboy was born more in fun than in anger. Hef’s first publisher’s message, written at
the kitchen table in his parents home in Chicago, announced, “We don’t expect to
solve any world problems or prove any great moral truths.”
The
nude pictures grabbed public attention, but the substance and variety of the
magazine’s other features — interviews, cartoons, serious journalism and
fiction — set Playboy part from other skin magazines. Hefner rejected
tawdry advertising to cultivate a more sophisticated, worldly image.
He
soon engaged a large staff of editors and artists who brought literary
sophistication and visual dash to the pages of Playboy, but there was
never any doubt that the guiding vision behind Playboy was Hef’s, and
his alone.
Hefner
wielded fierce resentment against his era’s sexual strictures, which he said
had choked off his own youth. The notorious 1948 Kinsey Report on Sexual
Behavior in the Human Male opened his eyes, and he was determined to open
everyone else’s eyes.
A
virgin until he was 22, he married his longtime highschool girlfriend, Millie
Williams. Her confession before their marriage to an earlier affair, Hefner
told an interviewer almost 50 years later, was “the single most devastating
experience of my life.” He said that the revelation shattered any illusions he
held about the virtue of women. “I’m sure that in some way, that experience set
me up for the life that followed.”
In
“The Playboy Philosophy,” a mix of libertarian and libertine arguments that Hef
wrote in 25 installments starting in 1962, his message was simple: society was
to blame. His causes — abortion rights, decriminalization of marijuana and,
most important, the repeal of 19th-century sex laws — were daring at the time.
Ten years later, they would be unexceptional.
“Hefner
won,” Todd Gitlin a sociologist at Columbia University and the author of The
Sixties, said in a 2015 interview. “The prevailing values in the country
now, for all the conservative backlash, are essentially libertarian, and that
basically was what the Playboy Philosophy was.
“It’s
laissez-faire. It’s anti-censorship. It’s consumerist: let the buyer rule. It’s
hedonistic. In the longer run, Hugh Hefner’s significance is as a salesman of
the libertarian ideal.”
The
Playboy Philosophy advocated freedom of speech in all its aspects, for which
Hefner won civil liberties awards. He supported progressive social causes and
lost some sponsors by inviting black guests to his televised parties at a time
when much of the nation still had Jim Crow laws.
Writing
in her book, Playboy Laughs, Patty Farmer elaborates: “Hefner opened the
Playboy Clubs in 1960, but he had the ‘Playboy Penthouse’ tv show in 1959. I
really think Hugh Hefner is one of the most colorblind people you’d ever meet.
He, over and over, hired the best talent. As the great comedian Dick Gregory
said, ‘Hef didn’t care if you were black, white, or purple, if you could sing a
song or tell a joke or swing an instrument.’ With the tv show, he integrated.
This was all pre-1964 Civil Rights Act. He had Nat King Cole on, sitting down
talking to a white woman, and the phones just exploded. Networks threatened to
pull the show. Sponsors threatened to pull their advertising because he had
done that. He was shocked that people would be so small-minded.
“When
he opened the Clubs in 1960, he had Dick Gregory, a great, young black
comedian. He went on in front of an all-white audience and even the audience
was shocked. Not only were they white, they were a bunch of meatpackers from
Alabama. But once Dick went into his routine they wouldn’t let him off. The
head of the Club actually went up to the Playboy Mansion to get Hugh Hefner and
said ‘You have to come over to the Club because history is being made.’ By the
time they got back, Gregory had been onstage for three hours. Comedians are a
bunch of hams. You give then a stage and an audience and nobody’s telling them
to get off and they’ll stay on forever. But the audience really loved him.”
In
the magazine, Hef brought nudity out from under the counter, but he was more
than the emperor of a land with no clothes. From the beginning, he had literary
aspirations for Playboy, hiring top writers to give his magazine cultural
credibility. It became a running joke that the cognoscenti read Playboy “for
the articles” and demurely averted their eyes from the pages depicting
bare-breasted women.
He
commissioned articles by some of the world’s most celebrated writers — Norman
Mailer, James Baldwin and Joyce Carol Oates, to name a few. Among the works
that first appeared in Playboy were excerpts from Alex Haley’s “Roots,”
Larry L. King’s “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” Cameron Crowe’s “Fast
Times at Ridgemont High,” John Irving’s “The World According to Garp” and Bob
Woodward and Carl Bernstein’s “All the President’s Men.”
The
magazine was a forum for serious in-depth interviews, the subjects including
Bertrand Russell, Jean-Paul Sartre and Malcolm X. In the early days Hef published
Ray Bradbury (Playboy bought his “Fahrenheit 451” for $400), Herbert
Gold and Budd Schulberg. It later drew, among many others, Vladimir Nabokov,
Kurt Vonnegut, Saul Bellow, Bernard Malamud, and John Updike.
The
interviews with leading figures from politics, sports and entertainment —
including Muhammad Ali, Fidel Castro and Steve Jobs — often made news. One of
the magazines’s most newsworthy revelations came in 1976, when presidential
nominee Jimmy Carter admitted in a Playboy interview, “I’ve looked on a
lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times.”
The
magazine’s formula of glossy nudes, serious writing and cartoons, coupled with
how-to advice on stereos, sex, cars and clothes, changed little through the
years and was meant to appeal to urban, upwardly mobile heterosexual men. But Playboy also had a surprisingly high readership among members of the clergy — who
received a 25 percent subscription discount — and women.
HUGH MARSTON
HEFNER was born on April 9, 1926, the son of Glenn and Grace Hefner,
Nebraska-born Methodists who had moved to Chicago. Decades later, he still told
interviewers that he grew up “with a lot of repression,” and he often noted
that his father was a descendant of William Bradford, the Puritan governor of
the Plymouth Colony. “There was no drinking, no smoking, no swearing, no going
to movies on Sunday,” he recalled in a 1962 interview with the Saturday
Evening Post. “Worst of all was their attitude toward sex, which they
considered a horrid thing never to be mentioned.”
Though
father and son reached an accommodation — the elder Hefner became Playboy’s accountant and treasurer — neither changed moral compass points. Glenn Hefner,
who died in 1976, said he had never looked at the pictures in the magazine.
As
a child, Hefner spent hours writing horror stories and drawing cartoons. At
Steinmetz High School, he said, “I reinvented myself” as the suave, breezy
“Hef,” newspaper cartoonist and party-loving leader of what he called “our
gang.” After serving in the Army 1944-46, he enrolled in the University of
Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. With an IQ of 152, he graduated in two-and-a-half
years with a BA in psychology and a double minor in creative writing and arts.
While there, he edited an issue of an off-campus humor magazine, Shaft, in
which he introduced a photo feature called “Co-ed of the Month,” which set the
wholesome “girl next door” mold he would fill in Playboy. (For more
about Shaft, see “Playboy’s First Cartoonist” in Harv’s
Hindsight for September 2008.)
Upon
marrying Millie Williams in 1949, Hefner began what he described as a deadening
slog into 1950s adulthood. He took a job in the personnel department of a
cardboard-box manufacturer. (He said he quit when asked to discriminate against
black applicants.) He wrote advertising copy for a department store, and then
for Esquire magazine. He became circulation promotion manager of a
children’s magazine.
Meanwhile,
he was plotting his own magazine, which was to be, among other things, a vehicle
for his own slightly randy cartoons. The first issue of Playboy was
financed with $600 of his own money and several thousand more in borrowed
funds, including $1,000 from his mother. But his biggest asset was the famous
nude calendar photograph of Marilyn Monroe.
Hef
had chanced upon the photo by accident. One morning at breakfast, he’d been
scanning the pages of Advertising Age and saw an article about the
calendar that mentioned it had been printed by a Chicago firm, John Baumgarth
Company in Melrose Park. He dropped his toast and set off for Melrose Park.
When
Marilyn Monroe posed nude for the calendar in 1949, she was “just another
hopeful, out-of-work actress hanging around Hollywood,” said Miller in Bunny. “Photographer Tom Kelley persuaded her to do the photo session at a time when
she badly needed the money. He paid her $50.” There were three nude photos and
a number of semi-nude poses.
Kelley
sold the lot to Baumgarth for $500. Baumgarth, which specialized in printing
calendars of all sorts, was well-stocked with pin-up pictures and didn’t use
the Monroe photos until 1951, when the iconic picture was published in a Golden
Dreams calendar, “a giveaway promotion for garages, haulage contractors,
engineering companies and the like.” Monroe was just becoming noticed as a
result of her enticing walk-away from the camera in John Huston’s “The Asphalt
Jungle” in 1950, and when she admitted, upon being questioned by the press,
that the calendar picture was of her, her star rose even more rapidly—particularly
when she confessed that she’d had “nothing on but the radio” during the shoot.
A
nude picture was pretty hot stuff in those days, and the photo of Monroe’s
naked epidermis had not been appreciatively circulated even though it had
appeared as a tiny two-color photograph in Life’s April 1952 article
about the actress.
When
Hefner showed up at Baumgarth’s on June 13, 1953, John Baumgarth showed him all
three of the nude photos. Hef liked the one that had never been used. Baumgarth
agreed to take $500 for the magazine rights and “offered to throw in the color
separations, which would save Hefner considerable processing costs. Hefner was
delighted with the deal,” Miller concluded.
Plenty
of other men’s magazines showed nude women, but most were unabashedly crude and
forever dodging postal censors. Hefner aimed to be the first to claim a
mainstream readership and mainstream distribution.
Hef
had begun promoting his magazine, which he’d named Stag Party, to
newsstand wholesalers, and he was delighted when the journal American
Cartoonist ran an article about his a-borning periodical, alerting its
cartooning readers to a new outlet for their efforts. But the publicity
prompted an unwelcomed development.
He
was putting the finishing touches on the first issue when he got a letter from
a New York attorney representing the publishers of Stag magazine. The
attorney complained that the name of Hefner’s magazine was so close to that of
his client’s that potential readers were sure to confuse the two—and his client’s
magazine was about hunting and fishing. Hef was asked to cease and desist using
the name Stag Party.
Hefner
hadn’t the resources to fight for the name—and he’d become increasingly unhappy
with it anyway—so he held a meeting with his wife and a few friends, including
a salesman he’d met when they were both in high school, Eldon Sellers, to
brainstorm a new name. They rejected Gent, Gentry, Gentleman, Pan, Satyr and
others when Sellers said: “How about Playboy?”
Mille
thought it sounded outdated and would make people think of the 1920s.
“Hefner
liked it immediately,” recorded Miller. “It had a Scott Fitzgerald flavor, he
said, and conjured up just the image he wanted to project.”
Namely,
wrote Steven Watts in Mr. Playboy, “high living, parties, wine, women
and song—the things he wanted the magazine to mean.”
Hefner
contacted a designer he’d been working with, Art Paul, and asked him to create
a new symbol for the magazine—“something like the little ‘Esky’ figure that
cavorted through the pages of Esquire.” Paul had been toying with a stag
design, but for the new title, Hef suggested a rabbit in a tuxedo as being
‘cute, frisky, and sexy’ and thus embodying the personality of the magazine.”
Of
the iconic mascot, Hef said in a 1967 interview: “The rabbit, the bunny, in
America has a sexual meaning; and I chose it because it’s a fresh animal, shy,
vivacious, jumping — sexy.” He liked the “humorous sexual connotations.”
Paul
re-drew the stag cartoon he’d prepared for the first issue, changing the head
from antlered to long-eared. Later, he spent about half-an-hour designing the
famous rabbit-head emblem. “There was,” he said, “simply no time to spend on
it.”
He
was a better designer of emblems than he was a cartoonist, as amply evidenced
by a comparison of the streamlined symbol to the mascot character he’d
re-touched.
By
the 1970s, Playboy’s rabbit head logo was so popular that readers could
simply draw a rabbit head on an envelope and were assured that their message
would reach the desired destination. Hefner has a rabbit subspecies named after
him, "sylvilagus palustris hefneri.”
When Playboy reached newsstands in December 1953, its press run of 51,000
sold out. Marilyn was on the cover—clothed —as well as inside. Also on the
cover was a cavorting cartoon woman by Vip (Virgil Partch), signifying the
other amusements within.
The
publisher, instantly famous, would soon become a millionaire; after five years,
the magazine’s annual profit was $4 million and its rabbit logo was recognized
around the world.
Hef ran the
magazine and then the business empire largely from his bedroom, working on a
round bed that revolved and vibrated. At first he was reclusive and frenetic,
powered past dawn by amphetamines and Pepsi-Cola.
In
the early days when he had a bedroom constructed to adjoin his office at the
magazine’s Chicago headquarters, he was known to work 40 hours straight on the
magazine, choosing just the right pose for the Playmate, tinkering with cartoon
captions, and so on. In later years, even after giving up dexedrine, he was
still frenetic, and still fiercely attentive to his magazine.
His
own public playboy persona emerged when he left his wife and children, Christie
and David, in 1959. That year his new syndicated television series, “Playboy’s
Penthouse” (1959-61), put the wiry, intense Hef, pipe in hand, in the nation’s
living rooms. The set recreated his mansion on North State Parkway, rich in
sybaritic amusements, where he greeted entertainers like Tony Bennett, Ella
Fitzgerald and Nat King Cole, and intellectuals and writers like Max Lerner,
Norman Mailer and Alex Haley, while bunches of glamorous young women milled
around. (A later tv show, “Playboy After Dark,” was syndicated 1969 - 1970.)
Friends
described Hef as both charming and shy, even unassuming, and intensely loyal.
“Hef was always big for the girls who got depressed or got in a jam of some
sort,” the artist LeRoy Neiman, one of the magazine’s main illustrators for
more than 50 years, said in an interview in 1999. “He’s a friend. He’s a good
person. I couldn’t cite anything he ever did that was malicious to anybody.”
(For more about Neiman and his invention of Playboy’s Femlin, consult a
review of his book of that name at Opus 215, December 2007.)
At
the same time, Hefner adored celebrity, his and others’. Neiman, who sometimes
lived at the Playboy mansion, said: “It was nothing to breakfast there with
comedians like Mort Sahl, professors, any kind of person who had something on
his mind that was controversial or new. At the parties in the early days, Alex
Haley used to hang around. Tony Curtis and Hugh O’Brian were always there. Mick
Jagger stayed there.”
The
glamour rubbed off on Hefner’s new enterprise, the Playboy Club, which was
crushingly popular when it opened in Chicago in 1960. Dozens more followed. The
waitresses, called bunnies, were trussed in scanty satin suits with cotton
fluffs fastened to their derrières.
One bunny
briefly employed in the New York club would earn Hefner’s lasting enmity.
She
was an impostor, a 28-year-old named Gloria Steinem who was working undercover
for Show magazine. Her article, published in 1963, described exhausting
hours, painfully tight uniforms (in which half-exposed breasts floated on
wadded-up dry cleaner bags) and vulgar customers.
Despite
the titillation of bosomy young women in skimpy outfits bending over to serve
drinks, Playboy Clubs were models of decorum and propriety. Hefner wanted at
all costs to avoid accusations that he was running hookers in the afterhours.
The bunnies were just to look at: rules prohibited them from dating customers.
I visited the New York Club one summer with a Bible-collecting friend of mine,
who was in New York with his pastor. The pastor declined to join us at the
Club, but he could have without the slightest compunction: the place was as
tame as an afternoon tea at an old ladies book club.
A
feminist critic, Susan Brownmiller, debating Hefner on Dick Cavett’s television
talk show, asserted, “The role that you have selected for women is degrading to
women because you choose to see women as sex objects, not as full human
beings.” She continued: “The day you’re willing to come out here with a
cottontail attached to your rear end, then we’ll have equality.”
Hef
had no comment at the time. But he responded in 1970 by ordering an article on
the activists then called “women’s libbers.” In an internal memo, he wrote:
“These chicks are our natural enemy. What I want is a devastating piece that
takes the militant feminists apart. They are unalterably opposed to the
romantic boy-girl society that Playboy promotes.”
The
commissioned article, by Morton Hunt, ran with the headline “Up Against the
Wall, Male Chauvinist Pig.” (The same issue contained an interview with William
F. Buckley Jr., fiction by Isaac Bashevis Singer and an article by a prominent
critic of the Vietnam War, Senator Vance Hartke of Indiana.)
Over
time, some women came to view Playboy with greater acceptance, if not
respect. When “Sex and the City,” the television series about four sexually
adventurous women in New York, premiered in 1998, the lead character played by
Sarah Jessica Parker wore a necklace with the Playboy bunny pendant.
Camille
Paglia was not as alarmed by the Playboy bunny costume as many feminists were.
“Feminists of that period were irate about it — they felt that it reduced women
to animals. It is true it's animal imagery, but a bunny is a child's toy, for
heaven's sake! I think you could criticize the bunny image that Hefner created
by saying it makes a woman juvenile and infantilizes her. But the type of
animal here is a kind of key to Hefner's sensibility because a bunny is utterly
harmless. Multiplying like bunnies: Hefner was making a strange kind of joke about
the entire procreative process. It seems to me like a defense formation —
Hefner turning his Puritan guilts into humor. It suggests that, despite his
bland smile, he may always have suffered from a deep anxiety about sex.
“Hefner
created his own universe of sexuality,” she added, “—where there was nothing
threatening. It's a kind of childlike vision, sanitizing all the complexities
and potential darkness of the sexual impulse.
She
continued: “Hefner's bunnies were a major departure from female mythology,
where women were often portrayed as animals of prey — tigresses and leopards.
Woman as cozy, cuddly bunny is a perfectly legitimate modality of eroticism.
Hefner was good-natured but rather abashed, diffident, and shy. So he recreated
the image of women in palatable and manageable form. I don't see anything
misogynist in that. What I see is a frank acknowledgment of Hefner's fear of
women's actual power.
Hefner
said later that he was perplexed by feminists’ apparent rejection of the
message he had set forth in the Playboy Philosophy. “We are in the process of
acquiring a new moral maturity and honesty,” he wrote in one installment, “in
which man’s body, mind and soul are in harmony rather than in conflict.”
In
1955, the magazine published author Charles Beaumont's, "The Crooked
Man," a short story about problems a straight man faces in a fictional
homosexual society. This created a public outcry, to which Hef's response was,
"If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society, then
the reverse was wrong, too."
Of
Americans’ fright of anything “unsuitable for children,” he said, “Instead of
raising children in an adult world, with adult tastes, interests and opinions
prevailing, we prefer to live much of our lives in a make-believe children’s
world.”
Many,
of course, questioned whether Playboy’s outlook could be described as
adult.
Harvey
G. Cox Jr., the Harvard theologian, called it “basically antisexual.” In 1961,
in the journal Christianity and Crisis, Cox wrote: “Playboy and
its less successful imitators are not ‘sex magazines’ at all. They dilute and
dissipate authentic sexuality by reducing it to an accessory, by keeping it at
a safe distance.”
In
a 1955 television interview, a frowning Mike Wallace asked Hefner: “Isn’t that
really what you’re selling? A high-class dirty book?”
Such
scolding sounded quaint by the time crasser competitors like Penthouse and Hustler appeared in the 1960s and 1970s. Playboy began showing pubic
hair on its models, while the others doubled the dare with features on kinkier
sexual tastes and close-up gynecological photos. Hef would decide, after
furious debate among the staff, not to compete further.
Playboy
Enterprises still prospered, and in 1971 went public to finance resorts in
Jamaica, Lake Geneva, Wis., and Great Gorge, N.J., and gambling casinos in
London and the Bahamas.
OUR HODGE-PODGE
HISTORY of Hefner and Playboy cries out for a Miscellany Department, so
here it is—:
In
1963, an issue of Playboy featured nude pictures of American actress
Jayne Mansfield. It was deemed too vulgar and obscene, which led to Hefner's
arrest. The problem was one photograph that showed naked Mansfield in bed with
a man. But he was fully clothed and seated on the bed, not so much “in it” with
Mansfield as just “on it.” Charges were dropped against Hef after the jury was
unable to reach a verdict.
In
1970, Playboy unveiled its braille version, becoming the first men's
magazine for the blind. I suppose we could manage a joke here about the braille
version enabling men to feel the Playmates. But it wouldn’t be a good joke.
The November 1972 issue of Playboy was
its best-selling, with 7,161,561 copies sold to date. It featured Pam Rawlings
on the cover, and the centerfold featured Lena Söderberg, whose face in the
photo was used in image processing research in 1973 ff. Commonly referred to in
computer circles as the “Lena,” the face eventually laid the foundation for
the JPEG and MPEG standards. In the ensuing decades, reported th Carnegie
Mellon University’s School of Compter Science, “no image has been more
important in the history of imaging and electronic communications, and today
the mysterious ‘Lena’ is considered the First Lady of the Internet.”
Pam
Anderson, the model and former "Baywatch" star, has graced the cover
of Playboy more than any other model, a record 14 times, starting with
the October 1989 issue.
Hefner's name is mentioned a couple of
times in the Guinness Book of World Records. The first mention is for
having the longest career as an editor in chief of the same magazine, and the
second mention is for possessing the largest collection of personal scrapbooks.
In over 3,000 leather-bound books, Hef kept a detailed account of everything
that happened behind the doors of the Playboy Mansion, including photos of its
very famous visitors as well as copies of every tweet and memo he ever sent,
and he recorded with pictures and prose his personal history since he was in
high school. He spent his Saturdays in a special scrapbooking room, and he had
a full-time scrapbook staff member to assist in creating and maintaining the
scrapbooks.
By 1961, the Chicago Playboy Club had
132,000 members, making it the busiest club in the world.
But
what about mob influence in the clubs? In her book Playboy Laughs, Patty
Farmer explains why the mob stayed away:
“The
two main clubs were in Chicago and New York, but if you owned a nightclub in
almost any city in the U.S. at that time, the mob was there in some form or
another. Hef did have members of a certain family sit down in his office and
say they really thought they should do some business together. Hef, in his laid
back manner, said: ‘I have the eyes of the Catholic Church and federal and
local government constantly on me. Do you really think I’m the right partner to
be in business with?’ Even though they were mobsters, they were smart enough to
realize it wasn’t anything they wanted to push because they were trying to stay
out of trouble themselves.”
In
1961, when independently owned Playboy Clubs in Miami and New Orleans refused
to admit African American members, Hefner bought back the franchises and issued
a sternly worded memorandum: “We are outspoken foes of segregation [and] we are
actively involved in the fight to see the end of all racial inequalities in our
time,” he wrote.
In
1980, Hefner was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. His star is
adorned with the image of a tv set, with rabbit ears.
A dedicated philanthropist, Hefner had
donated generously to charities and organizations over the years through the
Hugh M. Hefner Foundation. On February 12, 2012, he was honored as
"Humanitarian of the Year" by the organization Angelwish, which works
toward improving the lives of children living with chronic illnesses. Hefner is
also a strong advocate of same-sex marriage. And almost any avant garde
attitude about sex, race, you name it: Hef was for it.
At
the Playboy Mansion — first in Chicago and later in Los Angeles — Hef held
glittering parties that attracted Hollywood celebrities and scores of women who
eagerly shed their clothes. Outside the front door, a sign read, “Si non
oscillas, noli tintinnare” — a Latin phrase loosely translated as “If you don’t
swing, don’t ring.”
ANATOMY OF THE
PLAYBOY BUSINESS
Licensing: This is Playboy's
biggest revenue driver. The company says a deal with global fragrance giant
Coty tops $100 million in annual wholesale sales. Through a partnership with
Handong United and Bally's, Playboy distributes clothing, footwear and fashion
accessories globally, with more than a third of global revenue coming from
China. Playboy is mulling a $25 million-$50 million capital raise for a renewed
push into lingerie and swimwear.
Magazine: Founded in 1953, Playboy peaked with a circulation of 5.6 million in the
1970s and now distributes about 450,000 copies of each issue.
Television: After years of third-party management, Playboy Television and other video
assets are being managed in-house. This year, more than 20 series, including
some made by Playboy, were produced for the X-rated network, which is seen in
60-plus countries.
Digital: Playboy.com attracts roughly 4 million monthly unique visitors. (By comparison,
Esquire.com has 7 million.)
Nightclub
and Events: This year, 2017, a Playboy Club will open in New York,
joining properties in London, Hanoi, Bangkok and multiple cities in India. The
Playboy Jazz Festival, held at the Hollywood Bowl since 1979, sells about
35,000 tickets each year.
THE MAGAZINE
REACHED THE HEIGHT OF ITS POPULARITY in the early 1970s, with a circulation of
7 million (somewhat at odds with the number just cited). Hefner’s personal
fortune at the time was estimated at more than $200 million, and he traveled in
a black jetliner with the bunny-head symbol painted on the tail. The Harvard
Business School studied his formula for success.
The
heady mood broke in 1974, when Hefner’s longtime personal assistant, Bobbie
Arnstein, committed suicide. Arnstein had just been convicted of conspiracy to
distribute cocaine, and Hefner said bitterly that investigators had hounded her
to set him up.
The
1980s brought a huge retrenchment for Playboy. The company lost its London
casinos in 1981 for gambling violations and was denied a gambling license in
Atlantic City, partly because of reports that Hefner had been involved in
bribing New York officials for a club license 20 years earlier.
The
company shed its resorts and record division and sold Oui magazine, a
more explicit but less successful version of Playboy, while the
flagship’s circulation plunged. The Playboy Building in Chicago, its
rabbit-head beacon illuminating Michigan Avenue, was also sold, as was the
corporate jet with built-in discothèque. Bunnies were going the way of go-go
dancers, and the Playboy Clubs closed, the last of them, in 1991. They’ve since
experienced a resurgence; see the section above.
Hefner
relied more and more on his daughter, Christie, named company president in 1982
and then chief executive, a position she held until 2009. Hefner suffered a
stroke in 1985, but he recovered and remained editor-in-chief of Playboy, choosing the centerfold models, writing captions and tending to detail with an
intensity that led his staff to call him “the world’s wealthiest copy editor.”
AFTER HIS
DIVORCE FROM HIS FIRST WIFE, Hefner often said he would never marry again. He
had a long relationship in the 1970s and 1980s with onetime Playmate Barbi
Benton, but they did not marry. But then in 1989, Hef married again, saying he
had rethought Woody Allen’s line that “marriage is the death of hope.”
His
second wife was Kimberley Conrad, the 1989 Playmate of the Year, 38 years his
junior. They had two sons: Marston Glenn, born in 1990, and Cooper Bradford,
born in 1991. Cooper would assume control of the magazine and its empire in
2015.
The
couple divorced in 2010, and Hefner plowed into his work, including the editing
of The Century of Sex, a Playboy book. When a New York Times interviewer
later prodded him about the rewards of marriage, he replied, “Unfortunately,
they come from other women.” Meanwhile, to widespread snickering, he became a
cheerleader for viagra, telling a British journalist, “It is as close as anyone
can imagine to the fountain of youth.”
The
re-emerged Hef reveled in the new century. In 2005 he began appearing on
television on the E! channel reality show “The Girls Next Door,” which featured
his girlfriends who lived in the Mansion at Hef’s beck and call. It was fairly
tame stuff: Hef’s onscreen role consisted mostly of peering in while his three
young, blonde girlfriends planned adventures at the Mansion. When the three
original “Girls Next Door” went their separate ways after five seasons, Hef
replaced them with three others, also young and blonde — and shortly afterward
asked one of them, Crystal Harris, to marry him.
Five
days before 85-year old Hef was to marry the 25-year-old Harris in June 2011 —
the wedding was to have been filmed by the Lifetime cable channel as a reality
special — the bride called it off. Hefner, by this time a man of the
21st-century media, announced on Twitter, “Crystal has had a change of heart.”
Reportedly,
her change of heart had been prompted by her husband-to-be, who told her he
intended to continue to date and have sex with other women—just as he had when
she had been one of his in-house trio of love-birds.
Hef
the magazine publisher was able to make this heart-breaking event a
circulation-builder. He turned it into a kind of self-deprecating joke.
Crystal
was scheduled to be featured inside and outside of Playboy’s July issue,
which would hit the stands just about the time of their scheduled June wedding.
Next to a picture of a nearly naked Crystal, the cover copy read: “American’s
Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.”
Hef
arranged to have a sticker slapped on the cover over much of Crystal’s body.
The bright red sticker read: “Runaway Bride In This Issue!”
But
presumably Crystal had another change of heart—or Hef did— and the two married
on New Year’s Eve 2012. On their first anniversary, Hefner tweeted to his 1.4
million followers, “It’s good to be in love.”
Another
of the “Girls Next Door,” Holly Madison, offered a depressing version of the
girls’ life in the Playboy Mansion in a 2015 tell-all book. In the years when
Hef was calling her his “No.1 Girlfriend,” she wrote in Down the Rabbit
Hole, she endured a dysfunctional household of petty rules, allowances,
quarrels and backstabbing, all directed by an emotionally manipulative old man.
Her narrative is catty and snippy: no one ever “speaks” in the book: they
“sneer” or “spit” or “jeer” or “bark.”
Through
those years, however, the Playboy brand marched forward. In 2011, Hefner took
Playboy Enterprises private again. Scott Flanders, after taking over as chief
executive of Playboy Enterprises in 2009, focused on the licensing business,
shrinking the company and raising its profits. The website, cleansed of any
whiff of pornography, enjoyed huge growth, while Hefner, who retained his title
and about 30 percent of the company’s stock, cheerfully tweeted news and
pictures of the many festivities at the Mansion, along with hundreds of
photographs from his past, in the glory decades of the ’60s and ’70s. He also
worked steadily on his scrapbooks.
IN 1971, HEFNER
MOVED FROM CHICAGO to Los Angeles, where he’d bought a Tudor-style mansion for
over $1 million from world-renowned chess player and engineer Louis D. Statham.
Soon outfitted with many of the features of the Windy City manse—plus a grotto
and grounds for a small zoo—the new mansion in Holmby Hills quickly acquired a
notorious reputation as a partying place where celebrities mingled with the
drinking and dancing throng and nubile young women, nearly naked and naked,
threaded their way through the crowd, smiling convivially all the way.
Throughout
his the five decades of life in the LA Playboy Mansion, Hef housed numerous
young blonde women in the building at the same time, including the first stars
of the E! reality tv series “Girls Next Door,” Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt
and Kendra Wilkinson. The Girlfriends, as this bevy was called, usually
numbered three but at times was as populous as five or six. The membership
constantly changed as Girlfriends left and were replaced by fresh faces. (“Who
could forget,” Bill Zehme asks, “that name-rhyming trio made up of the
exquisite Brande Roderick and the wily twins Mandy and Sandy Bentley
[1998-90]?”)
Said
Hef: “I went to the multiple-girlfriend arrangement because a large number of
them can’t hurt you as much as one can.”
There
were six Girlfriends in December 2003 when Time asked Hefner if he
“really” slept with all six of them. Said Hef: “It’s just like an ordinary
relationship times six. A lot of single guys or women date more than one
person. The only thing that’s different here is we do whatever we’re going to
do together. It’s very nice, makes it like a little family.”
Group
sex, in other words—as we’ll see anon.
Holly
Madison lived in the Mansion for about seven years, most of the time as the
“No.1 Girlfriend.” As the first among equals, she didn’t have a bedroom of her
own as the others did: she stayed in Hef’s bedroom.
The
six-season E! reality series supposedly documented the lives of these playmates
and their relationship with Hefner inside the Mansion. The documentation was,
however, discretely incomplete. It left out the sex part.
It
also left out the regimentation. Hef’s leisure life rigidly followed the same
pattern, week after week, without deviation except when it was interrupted by
the convening of a large party on the premises—at Hollowe’en, for instance. The
rest of the time, the week broke down as follows:
◆ Monday, according to Holly Madison, was Manly Night. Hef
had guy friends over for a buffet dinner and a movie in the Mansion’s screening
room.
◆ Tuesday was Family Night. Hef’s second wife, Kimberly
Conrad, and his two sons by her (who for years until Cooper was 18 lived next
door in a house Hefner had purchased for them) would spend the evening
together.
◆ Wednesday and Friday were Club Nights, when the
Girlfriends went off with Hef for an evening of drinking and dancing at local
exclusive clubs, ending in Hef’s bedroom for ritual fucking.
◆ Thursday was Off Night for the Girlfriends (like Monday
and Tuesday).
◆ Saturday was a buffet dinner and a movie with Hef.
◆ Sunday was Fun in the Sun—a pool party during the day and
dinner and a movie at night.
Sex
nights, Wednesdays and Fridays, began about 10 o’clock when the Girlfriends—and
other female visitors, like Playmates who might be there for a shoot—would
climb into a limousine with Hef and go to one of his two favorite nightclubs,
where they all sat in a roped-off reserved section. They drank and danced until
about midnight, when Hef would take his little blue viagra pill. From then on,
the clock managed events: they had to leave the club in time to get back to the
Mansion just when the viagra took effect (about an hour after it is taken). If
they arrived too early—or too late—Hef would not be able to perform.
Upon
arrival at the Mansion, the Girlfriends went to their rooms and changed into
something more comfortable. Then they went to Hef’s bedroom where he awaited
them. If one of them didn’t want to have sex with Hef that night, she wore her
panties—a signal that it was the time of her period (“We had periods that went
on for months,” said one of the girls, “and when that excuse got old, we would
suddenly get yeast infections”) or that she otherwise didn’t feel up to
screwing. According to Isabella St. James, who wrote Bunny Tales about
Girlfriend life in the Playboy Mansion, Girlfriends were not “required” to have
sex with Hef: he always presented the recreational opportunity as optional. But
he encouraged it. And since the other Girlfriends all piled in, group
psychology took over and participation was almost always universal.
The
bedroom and the bed were large. The walls were adorned with photographs of
Playmates and Girlfriends, and there were two large tv projection screens
side-by-side. During sex night, pornographic movies were shown throughout the
festivities.
Hef
lay naked on his back on the bed and lathered himself with baby oil while the
Girlfriends joked and danced and drank and smoked weed. In her memoir, Sliding
Into Home, Kendra Wilkinson admitted that “I had to be very drunk or smoke
lots of weed to survive those nights—there was no way around it.” St. James
detailed what happened next.
“Holly
would start off the festivities by orally pleasuring Hef until he became erect.
... As soon as she got him hard, some new girl would be ready to screw him. ...
Hef was always on his back, so whoever screwed him would have to get on top.”
I’m
using the term “screw” here rather than St. James’ more delicate “have sex
with” because the evening was so rigidly structured and the act with Hef was so
mechanical that “sex” scarcely entered into the proceedings. Screwing was what
they were doing.
St.
James continues: “Even though Hef might screw three or four, or sometimes even
more, girls, it is important to realize that each of these experiences was
brief.”
Madison,
who recorded only her first experience in the bedroom, said, “Much to my
surprise, my turn was over just as quickly as it started.”
Each
girl straddled Hef’s cock, bounced a couple of times, and got off to let the
next girl have her turn. A few seconds with each girl—maybe a minute at most.
Wham, bam—and then it was on to the next girl.
“Brief
and uneventful,” said St. James, “—it’s almost as if he is doing it for show
and for his ego. It is all an illusion; an illusion that he is still a
swinger, a man with many women in his bed, a crazy orgiastic experience. It is
just not so in reality. ... Hef is trying to live out this fantasy he has been
selling to people since 1954. He wants to live up to the Playboy image he
created and the expectations people have of him; it wouldn’t be as cool if he
slept with only one girl once every few months, like all the other eighty-year-olds.”
Most
disappointing of all, there was no sense of intimacy. “There was no alone time
with Hef,” St. James said, “—therefore, nothing felt personal. And the sex,
more than anything, was impersonal. ... We never really kissed Hef either. ...”
So
why did the girls do it? At least two of them—the two whose memoirs I’ve
read—explained that while they were not necessarily passionately in love with
Hefner, they did love him, in the fond way that a young person might love an
older but kind and thoughtful person. (Although he was not always kind and
thoughtful: Madison detailed instances in which Hef’s desire to control
everything turned him into a tyrant.)
And
there were perks. Visits to the hair-dresser were paid for by Hef. So was
whatever plastic surgery the girls wanted—nose jobs, breast implants. Each of
the Girlfriends got a $1,000 weekly allowance. And some of the girls had gone
on into show business after their initiation with Hefner.
After
being straddled by three to six women, Hef treated them all to the grand
finale: “Hef masturbated while watching the porn on the screens in front of
him,” said St. James. “I never saw him come while screwing anyone; he always masturbated. And it was always the same: too much baby oil, his hand, and the
visual support of porn or the better alternative of a couple of the girls
making out. It was all over with the loud, dramatic ‘God damn it ... wow!’”
that he blurted out as he ejaculated.
“Lines
we knew so well,” said St. James, “that we would laughingly mimic them exactly
when they were being voiced.”
Supremely
fitting, somehow, that the man who produced the material that abetted
adolescent masturbatory exercises worldwide for at least three generations
would find sexual satisfaction in exactly the practice his magazine had so
successfully encouraged.
FOR DECADES,
THE AGELESS HEFNER embodied the “Playboy lifestyle” as the pajama-clad sybarite
who worked from his bed, threw lavish parties and inhabited the Playboy Mansion
with an ever-changing harem of well-turned young beauties. In January 2016, the
Mansion was sold for $100 million (or maybe it was $200 million; sources
differ) on the condition that Hefner could continue to stay there until he
died. The purchaser was Daren Metropoulos, co-owner of Twinkies maker Hostess.
Hefner
was buried in Westwood Memorial Park in Los Angeles, where he had bought the
mausoleum drawer next to Marilyn Monroe, who held a special place in Hef’s
heart because she was the first model to appear in his magazine. Hef clearly
intended to continue his relationship with the actress even after his death.
Asked
if there is anything of lasting value in Hefner's legacy, Camille Paglia took a
long view: “We can see that what has completely vanished is what Hefner
espoused and represented — the art of seduction, where a man, behaving in a
courtly, polite and respectful manner, pursues a woman and gives her the time
and the grace and the space to make a decision of consent or not. Hefner's
passing makes one remember an era when a man would ask a woman on a real date —
inviting her to his apartment for some great music on a cutting-edge stereo
system (Playboy was always talking about the best new electronics!) —
and treating her to fine cocktails and a wonderful, relaxing time. Sex would
emerge out of conversation and flirtation as a pleasurable mutual experience.
So now when we look back at Hefner, we see a moment when there was a fleeting
vision of a sophisticated sexuality that was integrated with all of our other
aesthetic and sensory responses.
“Instead,”
she went on, “what we have today, after Playboy declined and finally
disappeared off the cultural map, is the coarse, juvenile anarchy of college
binge drinking, fraternity keg parties where undeveloped adolescent boys
clumsily lunge toward naive girls who are barely dressed in tiny miniskirts and
don't know what the hell they want from life. What possible romance or intrigue
or sexual mystique could survive such a vulgar and debased environment as
today's residential campus social life?
“Today's
hook-up culture,” she went on, “— which is the ultimate product of my
generation's sexual revolution—seems markedly disillusioning in how it has
reduced sex to male needs, to the general male desire for
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am efficiency, with no commitment afterwards. We're in a
period of great sexual confusion and rancorright now. The sexes are very wary
of each other. There's no pressure on men to marry because they can get sex
very easily in other ways.
“The
sizzle of sex seems gone,” Paglia concluded. “What Hefner's death forces us to
recognize is that there is very little glamour and certainly no mystery or
intrigue left to sex for most young people. Which means young women do not know
how to become women. And sex has become just another physical urge that can be
satisfied like putting coins into a Coke machine.”
HEF’S SON
COOPER EVENTUALLY BROUGHT BACK full-page color cartoons in Playboy; they
were missing for only about a year. But the art of the “new” Playboy’s cartoons,
compared to the graphic tradition Hef had so carefully established and
maintained for over sixty years, was pitifully lame. In place of the
exuberantly water-colored imagery of yore we had only outline drawings,
unimaginatively colored. Jack Cole, whose water-colors had established the
magazine’s cartoon tradition, is doubtless turning over in his grave. Ditto
Hef.
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