Opus 344 (September 22, 2015). Another hare-raising adventure which started out as an annual “picture” posting with coverage (so to speak) of the pin-up covers of superheroine comics but finished with a report on the heavily guarded editoonists annual convention and an examination of New Yorker cartoonists, beginning with the inert work of BEK, plus reviews Graphic Canon Vol.3, Loisel’s Peter Pan, and an assortment of funnybooks (Welcome Back No.1, We Are Robin, Romita’s Superman, 1872, IDW’s Sherlock Holmes), and news about Charlie Hebdo’s latest, Farghadani’s indecency, Warren Ellis’ forthcoming James Bond, “The O’Reilly Factoid,” and Lawrence Ferlinghetti, the Bible and its reputed prohibitions, a look at the month’s editoons and an obit for Brad “Marmaduke” Anderson, and more—all fastidiously illustrated and illuminated. Here’s what’s here, in order, by department—:

 

 

 

NOUS R US

Charlie Hebdo Again

(Cartoonists’ Reactions)

Farghadani Faces Indeceny Charge

Ohman’s Farewell to AAEC

Comic Book People 2 Out Now

(A Review of Comic-Con and the Industry’s History)

 

ODDS & ADDENDA

Staples Only through Archie No.3

James Bond 007 in November

Zunar Gets Award

Dr. Seuss Racist

Brodner on Trump

Walt Disney Biog on PBS

Missing Dennis Statue Found. Or not?

Archie on Radio Caricatured

 

THE O’REILLY FACTOID

(I Love This Guy: He’s Such a Fiction)

 

EDITOONISTS GUARDED CONVENTION

Some Excellent Cartoons On Charlie Hebdo

 

FUNNYBOOK FAN FARE

Welcome Back No.1

We Are Robin

Romita’s Superman

Marvel’s 1872

IDW’s Sherlock Holmes

Mignola’s Decorative Page in Hellboy

 

EDITOONERY

The Month’s Events in Editorial Cartoons

David Fitzsimmons Extolled

 

NEW YORKER CARTOONS: PART ONE

The Inert Cartoons of BEK

BEK Graphic Novel: Edmund and Rosemary Go to Hell

 

RANCID RAVES GALLERY

A Plethora of Cover Pictures of Pin-Uppy Heroines

 

NEWSPAPER COMICS PAGE VIGIL

CIVILIZATION’S LAST OUTPOST

Lawrence Ferlinghetti Is 96: Some Poetic Excerpts

Kenneth Rexroth

                                               

BOOK MARQUE

Short Reviews of—:

The Graphic Canon: Volume 3

Regis Loisel’s Peter Pan

Kremos, Volumes 1 and 2 Previewed

Scholarly Titles at McFarland

 

ABOUT THE BIBLE AND ITS REPUTED PROHIBITIONS

 

PASSIN’ THROUGH

Brad Anderson

 

QUOTE OF THE MONTH

If Not of A Lifetime

“Goddamn it, you’ve got to be kind.”—Kurt Vonnegut

                                                                       

Our Motto: It takes all kinds. Live and let live.

Wear glasses if you need ’em.

But it’s hard to live by this axiom in the Age of Tea Baggers,

so we’ve added another motto:.

 

Seven days without comics makes one weak.

(You can’t have too many mottos.)

 

And our customary reminder: don’t forget to activate the “Bathroom Button” by clicking on the “print friendly version” so you can print off a copy of just this installment for reading later, at your leisure while enthroned. Without further adieu, then, here we go—:

 

 

 

NOUS R US

Some of All the News That Gives Us Fits

 

CHARLIE HEBDO is back in hot water—for the usual reasons: the French satirical magazine published a couple scathingly sarcastic cartoons on a sensitive subject which made the magazine look uncaring and unsympathetic about the current migration crisis engulfing Europe.

            One cartoon, echoing the image of a 3-year-old drowned Syrian refugee, Aylan Kurdi, locates near the body of the child a billboard advertising two kid’s menu meals for the price of one with the caption “So close to making it.” In a second cartoon, captioned, according to time.com, “Proof that Europe is Christian,” a Jesus-like character is walking on water while another is sinking head first with the former saying “Christians walk on water” and the latter saying “Muslim children sink.”

            “Many commentators, both in the press and on social media, expressed outrage at the magazine, with some even threatening legal action. Others have defended Charlie Hebdo, saying the cartoons were clearly intended to indict European governments for failing to address the migrant crisis.”

            I go with the latter. The cartoons revolve around insufficiently responsive European governments faced with a humanitarian crisis. In both cartoons, an “outside world” appears uncaring, even oblivious, to the ongoing tragedy.

 

 

AT THE WASHINGTON POST’S ComicRiffs, Michael Cavna spoke to several American editoonists about their reactions to the use of the dead boy in a cartoon.

            Jen Sorensen, winner of the Herblock Prize who had just returned from Turkey, said: “Strangely enough, I was just on the beach where Aylan drowned. I spent time there when I visited Turkey in June as a juror for the Aydin Doğan International Cartoon Competition, so I find that photo, and other images of refugees in Bodrum, particularly chilling. While I did find other Charlie Hebdo cartoons to contain elements of bigotry, these seem to be mocking the callousness of Europe rather than the boy himself. I believe the intention is to show sympathy for the plight of the refugees.”

            While reading the work as sympathetic, Sorensen notes that she would not invoke Aylan the way Charlie did. “I can see how some people might view the legs poking up out of the water [in the Jesus cartoon] as slightly too goofy a comedic trope for a tragic situation. While I have not drawn Aylan myself, if I did, I would want to do it thoughtfully, as part of a poignant cartoon. It’s not an image that lends itself to jauntiness.”

            Liza Donnelly, too, has spent recent days overseas. Said Cavna: “The political cartoonist/editor and New Yorker gag cartoonist has been at the fifth International Meeting of Press Cartoonists in Caen, France, where security was heightened considerably compared with previous meetings, in the wake of the Charlie Hebdo attack. And while Donnelly believes strongly in press freedoms, she also believes in drawing a personal line when sitting to draw editorial lines.”

            “The photo of Aylan Kurdi is extremely powerful,” Donnelly told Cavna. “I believe there is no reason for a cartoonist to ‘use’ it — we can find other ways to express concern and outrage at the Syrian crisis. And to use the imagery of Aylan in that photo to create a joke — to be honest, I find that very disturbing. But, that said,” she continued, “if people want to draw cartoons that make fun of a tragically dead child, they should of course have the freedom to do so.”

            Mike Luckovich, the Pulitzer-winning political cartoonist for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, thought about whether to use the refugee boy’s body as a symbol — and reasoned that it is a fitting image to invoke, even if he ultimately chose not to.

            “I didn’t use the image. I had a rough sketch that used Aylan Kurdi to show the world’s indifference, but I ended up not drawing it,” Luckovich said. “It wasn’t because of the image of the drowned toddler, though. I just didn’t think it was a great cartoon. I think as an editorial cartoonist, using an image that’s become a worldwide symbol, even if sensitive, is completely appropriate.”

            Still, he believes the French weekly is wide open for another angle of criticism.

            “I would not have done either of those Charlie Hebdo cartoons,” he said. “First, they’re both lousy ideas. And secondly, by using the powerful image of that dead little kid, they overwhelm whatever point they were trying to make in both cartoons.”

            He continued: “I know Charlie Hebdo is satirical, but there is good satire and bad satire. I think both of these cartoons fall into the latter category, especially the one with the billboard of the Ronald McDonald-like character.”

            Jack Ohman, the editorial cartoonist at the Sacramento Bee, underscores the necessary context when drawing deceased people, especially children.

            “I have not employed that particular image” of Aylan, says Ohman. “I couldn’t rule it out, because there are ways to do this and make a legitimate point. That’s what we do. I have done cartoons that have used a dead person. For example, I drew a cartoon about Robert McNamara a long time ago using the Kent State shooting victim. I think, in context, I could see where some of these cartoons are effective. … Use of children is a sensitive point. It’s important to take each cartoon in context. I think some of the criticism of these cartoons were clearly, deliberately misconstrued.”

            Nikahang Kowsar, a Washington-based political cartoonist and refugee from persecution in his native Iran, has not employed Aylan’s image, but he appreciates why some of his colleagues have.

            “I have not yet used Aylan in a cartoon — it was really heartbreaking and I couldn’t do it,” said Kowsar, who was once jailed in Iran for his cartoons critical of the nation’s religious leaders. “But I certainly love many cartoons that demonstrated the depth of the Syrian refugee crisis and the human catastrophe by showing Aylan as a victim of the devastating war, and a victim of a choice that others have made.”

            Then Kowsar illustrates what he might have rendered.

            “I would have drawn president Obama preaching to Aylan’s dead body, telling him why the U.S. chose to intervene in Libya but do nothing in Syria. And Aylan’s spirit would have responded, ‘I know, you needed the Iran deal…that’s why.’ ”

            “Those words are powerful,” Cavna finished. “But would their context have been misinterpreted, or roundly criticized, had Kowsar actually drawn Aylan’s small, lifeless body?”

 

 

PROLONGING THE AFFRONT TO HUMAN DIGNITY

By Matilda Battersby, independent.co.uk; September 9, 2015

RCH in Italics

In a time fraught with religious zealotry, we cannot be too surprised that Atena Farghadani, 29, currently in an Iranian jail appealing her sentence of 12 years for criticizing the government with a cartoon, now faces further charges of “indecency” for allegedly shaking hands with her male lawyer.

            Amnesty International reports that charges of an “illegitimate sexual relationship short of adultery” have been brought against Farghadani and her lawyer Mohammad Moghimi amid allegations he visited her in jail and shook her hand— which is illegal in Iran.

            Farghadani was sentenced to 12 years and nine months in prison earlier this year when, after the publication of her cartoon protesting plans by the Iranian government to outlaw voluntary sterilization and to restrict access to contraception, she was found guilty by a Tehran court of “colluding against national security,” “spreading propaganda against the system” and “insulting members of the parliament” through her cartoon, which depicted Iranian government officials as monkeys and goats.

            After getting no satisfaction with a letter of complaint to the government, Farghadani recorded a video in which she explained what happened to her in Evin prison, with details including being strip-searched over a minor offence, beaten and verbally abused by guards. Too much protest.

            She was re-arrested in January 2015 and sentenced in June by judge Abolghassem Salavati who is notorious for leading numerous controversial trials, many of which resulted in executions.

            The artist now faces a fresh trial on indecency charges and Amnesty International predicts that her sentence will be extended.

            Farghadani is believed to be serving her sentence in Gharchak jail and is reported to have gone on hunger strike.

 

 

 

JACK OHMAN’S FAREWELL TO AAEC

Few retiring AAEC presidents have published farewell remarks. Although many might have felt the impulse, they resisted it. Jack Ohman did not. His term, however—December last year until December this year—embraced some unusual circumstances, which he wrote about in his farewell “speech” at his newspaper’s website, sacbee.com; excerpts—:

After being elected president of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists last year, I faced the usual task: organize the convention and don’t screw up. [See report on the AAEC Convention on the other side of the $ubscribers Wall.] After all, my predecessors had managed to keep the group afloat, and I had no reason to think it wouldn’t be a typical year.

            Then in January, cartoonists at the offices of the Charlie Hebdo magazine in Paris were slaughtered.

            Suddenly, I was faced with a completely new world. Instead of a nice, quiet convention in nice, quiet Columbus, Ohio, I had lots of concerns – like would any of us be murdered en masse. After the shootings at the ridiculous Pam Geller-instigated Muhammad cartoon show in Garland, Texas, I was even more concerned.

            So instead of a hotel lobby and convention site filled with happy editorial cartoonists (not an oxymoron), there were lobbies filled with bomb squads, bomb-sniffing dogs, a SWAT team on a nearby roof, sheriff’s deputies, and uniformed and plain-clothed Columbus police officers.

I was the only president of a cartoonist group who required Secret Service protection, although the Secret Service was probably the only agency not represented.

            The Department of Homeland Security, formerly a cartoon subject, became my wingman as I asked for occasional updates. They hadn’t picked up any terrorist chatter, so that was a relief. ...

            Ohman went on to record the slow decline in the number of full-time staff editoonists, continuing—:

            At one time, California had at least 10 full-time staff cartoonists: three in San Francisco, three in Los Angeles, one in Long Beach, one in Sacramento, one in San Diego, and several more scattered around at smaller papers. Now it’s me, Steve Breen in San Diego and David Horsey in Los Angeles. ... In Texas, there is one: Nick Anderson at the Houston Chronicle.

            One. In all of Texas.

            Political cartooning is a precious thing in our society. It stretches the tensile strength of the First Amendment, affects public policy and gives us all a break from depressing stuff, like Donald Trump’s pink fiberglass coiffure or Hillary Clinton’s need to plan her spontaneity.

As for me, I leave the presidency in November, and I am happy to go back to planning my presidential library. You’re invited to the grand opening.

            Just step through the metal detector and show a photo I.D.

 

Reflecting on his own career, Ohman said during an interview with Michael Cavna:

            It’s an excellent time to be me, except for the blood-pressure medication and the constant chore of keeping my hair at bay. I really feel like I am doing the best work of my career, and I enjoy each day. I started winning awards when I stopped thinking about winning awards. I started liking my work when I listened to my own voice, and not feeling so constrained by the old model. When you like your work, others will probably like it too.

 

 

ESTRADA’S SECOND BOOK OF COMIC BOOK PEOPLE IS NOW

Comic Book People 2, the second of Jackie Estrada’s photographic memoir of the Sandy Eggo Comic-Con, is now out in comic book shops, Amazon, and at exhibitapress.com  (156 9x12-inch pages, b/w with color section; 2015 Exhibit A Press hardcover, $34.95). The first volume (which I reviewed in Opus 341) is filled with annotated photos taken at the Comic-Con in the 1970s and 1980s; this volume concentrates on the 1990s. I reviewed the second volume in Opus 342 if you want to revisit that. In the meantime, though, Estrada was interviewed about the book by Chris Arrant, newsarama.com editor, and I’m culling from it a few of Estarda’s remarks; to wit—:

            “The first volume was very well received, which meant that I had to do the second one! The 1990s volume still runs the spectrum of folks in the industry (including editors, publishers, retailers along with creators), but there are a lot more photos of indy/alt cartoonists and self-publishers. I also cover such trends as the foundings of Image, Milestone, the CBLDF, and Friends of Lulu. Most of the people in this book are still around and working today.”

            Asked to summarize her impression of the “tone” of the Comic-Con in the 1990s and any changes apparent, Estrada said:

            “I think we saw more different types of conventions, more diversity of comics being produced, and a higher level of professionalism. You had the big shows like San Diego and Chicago, then lots of regional shows (like WonderCon and Heroes Con) that each developed their own character, and the alt/indy shows like APE and SPX. On top of that you had trade shows: Capital City, Diamond, ProCon. Many more companies were coming on the scene, and some of them were making big splashes with elaborate booths (Tundra and Tekno come to mind). In 1990 San Diego’s attendance was about 13,000; by 1999 it was something like 45,000. So the tent was definitely getting bigger. [For the last few years, Sandy Eggo has tallied over 130,000.—RCH]

            “The early and mid-1990s were boom years because of the founding of Image, the expanded direct market, the speculator market, and the burgeoning self-publishing movement. So you saw lots of new faces come into the business and on the con floor, not only creative people who otherwise wouldn’t have ventured into the medium but lots of businesspeople who thought they could cash in on all the big bucks to be made in comics. ...

            “No longer was press coverage devoted to ‘look how much that comic book of yours would be worth today if you’re mom hadn’t thrown it out!’ Now tv reporters would set up in front of that cool-looking display and do interviews. Other companies had to follow suit if they were to compete. And some of them competed by bringing in celebrities to do appearances at their booths, from William Shatner and Mark Hamill to Mickey Spillane and Mr. T. Meanwhile, Comic-Con created a Small Press Area and the Independent Publisher’s Pavilion (where Batton and I have exhibited for the last 20 years) in the mid-1990s to reflect that growing aspect of the industry. Also by the mid-1990s, Comic-Con had expanded from using just one end of the Convention Center to using the whole facility.

            “And by the end of the 1990s we were seeing the rise in the popularity of manga and anime, which correlated with higher female attendance at shows, especially San Diego. I think that’s when I first heard the word ‘cosplay,’ in relation to the Sailor Moon gangs. And as many people are fond of pointing out, we started to see more Hollywood involvement, whether it was a Ghostbusters display or Francis Ford Coppola talking about his version of Dracula. I really think we started seeing the cross-pollination between comics and the tv/film/animation industries take off in that decade. Perhaps one of the big hints of things to come was a panel and signing that Joss Whedon did in 1998 with most of the cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer—fans went into a Beatles-like frenzy!”

            Asked about her favorite photos in the books, Estrada said: “The most heart-warming photos to me are the ones of my very dear friends who are no longer with us—Dave Stevens, Al Williamson, B. Kliban, Barb Rausch, to name a few. In the 1990s book, there is a 1991 photo of Sharon Sakai carrying then-baby Hannah on her back that gets me every time I look at it. I’m also fond of a photo of Chris Ware with the late Kim Thompson from 1998; Kim has a protective hand on Chris’s shoulder.”

            Estrada’s two books of photographs with explanatory captions are much better than I’d hoped when I first heard of them. They’re not just photo albums. They are that, and the photos are very good; but they’re much more than that. They’re history on the hoof. Don’t pass ’em by.

           

 

ODDS & ADDENDA

Fiona Staples signed up for only the first three issues of the new Archie, producing absolutely exquisite work (especially the 2-page sequence in No.2 with Betty getting ready for her birthday party); Annie Wu is being billed as “guest artist” in No.4, and my bet is that she’s the new permanent artist (if they can’t convince Staples to continue).

            ■ Dynamite Entertainment’s first issue of James Bond 007 by Warren Ellis with Jason Masters drawing will hit the newsstands November 4, a day ahead of the new Bond movie. Entitled “VARGR,” the story has Bond returning to London after a mission of vengeance in Helsinki to assume the workload of a fallen 00 Section agent, but something evil is moving through the back streets of the city and sinister plans are being laid for Bond in Berlin. Ellis says his Bond is a much darker character, and the story is devoid of the kind of gadgets and gimmicks that the movies trade in. For Ellis, the definitive Bond is found in the mid- to late-period of Ian Fleming’s novels. “Those novels,” explains Cliff Biggers in Comic Shop News No.1474, “portray a more broken, disturbed character who seemed conflicted by the world in which he operated.” And “that,” said Ellis, “is pretty much where I’m going. That is by far the most interesting Bond, for me —the man whose job is killing him.”

            ■ The Malaysian cartoonist Zulkiflee Anwar Ulhaque, known as Zunar, will receive one of this year’s International Press Freedom Awards from the Committee to Protect Journalists, which recognizes the cartoonist for raising a moral and unsilenced voice through his cartoons, reported Michael Cavna at ComicRiffs. Zunar has been charged with sedition and, if convicted, could face 43 years in prison. (See Opus 343.) Zunar told Cavna that when a cartoonist faces a moral crisis, “you need to stand and fight. You need to carry the people’s voice through your cartoon.” Here are a couple of Zunar’s cartoons.

            ■ A California auction house tried to sell an early drawing by Dr. Seuss. But the cartoon, a 1929 contribution to the humor magazine Judge, failed to attract bidders because the last of the scenarios depicted was blatantly racist. The racist content should come as no surprise (except, perhaps, to doting parents who treasure the hours they spent reading Seuss books to their small children; they had to be grossly disillusioned by this news). In 1929, such racist visual slurs were common, and Seuss, like most Americans, participated in them. And during World War II, his editorial cartoons gave Japanese stereotypical features and behaviors. But Seuss’s cartoon behavior in those benighted times can’t escape contemporary censorship: the National Education Association’s Asian Pacific Islander caucus objected to the use of Dr. Seuss as a figurehead for the “Read Across America” campaign in 2003.

            ■ Steve Brodner, an award-winning satirical illustrator and commentator, is currently at work on a book about U.S. presidents, which inspired him, perhaps, to say (at washingonpost.com) this about this year’s Leading GOP Contender: “He may or may not seize the Republican presidential nomination next year, but Donald Trump is already making metaphors great again. Commentators can’t seem to help describing the billionaire with imagery almost as colorful as he is. While one candidate might be called divisive, Trump is a rattlesnake. And where another contender is aggressive, The Donald is Godzilla. Will Trump’s campaign keep soaring, like a personalized Boeing? Or will it eventually fall flat, like a pompadour on a humid day?”

            ■ PBS’s 4-hour American Experience “Walt Disney” was reasonably successful in portraying Disney as a driven, highly motivated innovating personality with few people skills and little compassion. He scored more game-changing successes than just about anyone. But the writers/producers of the show neglected certain aspects of history. Ub Iwerks, a Disney animator since the two worked together in Kansas City, invented the famous multi-plane camera, which the show brags about without mentioning Irwerks’ role. And a long segment on the astonishing success of Disney’s tv series “Davy Crockett” neglects to mention the name of the personable actor who created the role, Fess Parker.

            ■ The Missing Dennis has been found and is now on its way back to Monterey. That’s the headline. The story is that a statue of Dennis the Menace was commissioned by Dennis’ creator, Hank Ketcham, in 1988 and went on display in Monterey, California at the Dennis the Menace Playground, designed by Ketcham. Then during the night of October 25, 2003, the bronze statue (3½ feet high, 200 pounds) went missing. It remained missing until August 22 this year when it was found in a scrap metal yard in Orlando, Florida. Dennis was going to be melted with the rest of the scrap but the owner’s daughter noticed it and recognized Dennis. Then she searched the Web and found stories about the missing Monterey Dennis. Or was the one in the scrap heap the missing one? Three more bronze Dennises were cast from the same mold made by Wah Ming Chang, who directed in his will that the mold be destroyed after his death in 2003. The other three are at the Community Hospital of the Monterey Peninsula, the Pebble Beach backyard of Ketcham, and the Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children in Orlando. But the latter is also missing: it disappeared in the late 1990s during a Disney renovation of the playground where it stood. So the one found in the scrap metal yard could be the Arnold Palmer Dennis, not the Monterey Dennis. The Monterey Playground at present has another Dennis statue, cast from a mold made from one of the other sculptures. So there are five Dennis statues altogether, and one of them is still missing.

            ■ While we were still glowing with missing embers, a bunch of Denver comics fans discovered an antique rendering of Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead in which the characters look only vaguely like the famed Riverside personnel. The artwork, appearing below the photo of the Dennis statue above, is by Sam Berman, a noted caricaturist in the 1940s and 1950s, who prepared 56 caricatures of radio actors and notable personalities for the 1947 NBC Parade of Stars. The Archie portraits were promoting “The Adventures of Archie Andrews,” and the pictures look like the actors in the program not the characters in the comic book.

 

 

THE O’REILLY FACTOID

Masochist that I am, I’ve taken lately to watching Bill O’Reilly’s sitcom for conservatives on Faux News, “The O’Reilly Factoid.” The show is self-proclaimed as the “highest rated cable news show in the country.” The operative word is “cable.” Broadcast news programs are seen by many more people: NBC, 8,254,000; ABC, 7,706,000; CBS, 6,529,000 (week ending August 31). Fox News gets a little over a million, and while O’Reilly’s 3,159,000 (week ending August 30) is the highest rated cable news program, he’s still a lightyear or so behind broadcast news, even the lagging CBS News.

            O’Reilly always introduces his “show” by warning viewers that they’re about to enter the “no spin zone.” Sure. His “news” show does more spinning than a kid’s top.

            One night recently, he was interviewing (talking with) a like-minded prophet, and he posed a question: What if Obama is lying about the Iran deal? Maybe it was another topic, not the Iran deal; but the point is that he prefaced the interview with “what if Obama is lying?” This is a particularly insidious device: O’Reilly can claim that he didn’t accuse Obama of lying (therefore he’s not guilty of spinning), but the ensuing conversation proceeded as if he had accused Obama of lying—and, in fact, that Obama had, indeed, lied. Spin? No, no—not O’Reilly.

            After the Republicon Debacle on September 16, O’Reilly called upon a fact-checker from the Washington Post to help him check facts for Carly Fiorina and The Trumpet, both of whom had been tagged as lying or misrepresenting the truth during the verbal fisticuffs.

            Attacking Planned Parenthood, Fiorina told a gut-churning story about seeing a taped report showing an infant— heart still beating, legs kicking— having its brain extracted while still alive. Turns out the pictures of this infant were supplied to the undercover video crew who spliced them into the tape of their field interview. The sequence was not of anything at Planned Parenthood. It was a put-up job. So was Fiorina lying?

            No, she wasn’t, saith O’Reilly. She couldn’t have known that the videotape she was looking at was a cobbled-up affair. So she wasn’t lying. (She apparently doesn’t have campaign advisors who might’ve warned her off this particular anecdote.)

            When it came to The Trumpet, though, O’Reilly had to work harder to get him off. On stage during the debate, in front of God and everyone, Jeb Bush said only one person had ever attempted to buy him off while he was governor of Florida—and that was The Donald, he said, pointing to him. Trump wanted Bush to help legalize casinos in Florida and he hosted a fundraiser for Bush and made a donation of $50,000 to the Florida Republicon Party. The Trump immediately called that accusation false. Never happened.

            The fact-checker I checked said that it was true that Trump wanted to establish casinos in Florida and had dispatched lobbying experts to represent his interests. Trump’s interest in Florida casinos was “well known at the time.” But O’Reilly, the “no spin” guy, managed to manipulate the apparent facts to prove that The Trump wasn’t lying.

            His defense of Trump hinged on the likelihood that Trump did not, himself—in person—approach Bush. Therefore, saith O’Reilly the unspun, he wasn’t lying when he asserted that Jeb’s accusation was false. In O’Reilly’s interpretation of the exchange between Trump and Bush, Trump said he didn’t do it. He, Donalt Rump, did not, himself, make any such overture. So when he said he never did it, he was telling the truth.

            And then O’Reilly browbeat the Washington Post fact-checker into agreeing with him.

            The no-spin maestro at work.

            Oh—the fact checker I checked? Fox News.

            O’Reilly has at last named the perfect vehicle for his so-called “thoughts”: it’s a book entitled Billy O’Reilly’s Legends and Lies. See? Perfect for O’Reilly. To abandon snark for a moment, the book is an anthology of biographies of outlaws and other sensational characters in the Old West. The book’s ostensible task is to separate the legends and lies from the facts about Billy the Kid, Jesse James, Wild Bill Hickok and others of the ilk. But the maneuver used by the person who actually wrote the book, David Fisher (whose name barely appears on the cover) is simply to label legends and lies as legends and lies, but he tells them anyhow.

            O’Reilly was the cover subject in a recent issue of Parade, the Sunday newspaper supplement. The article extolled O’Reilly as a one-time teacher and discussed his various “killing” books as accurate history. Reporter Mark K. Updegrove identified Martin Dugard as the books’ “co-author” (and, we may assume, the chief researcher). And one of the books, The Killing of Jesus —which I reviewed in Opus 324—required no more ambitious research than reading a study guide to the New Testament, and it slighted the killing of Jesus by omitting a couple of the things he said while dying on the cross. Maybe those were deemed “religious dogma” rather than historic fact, and since O’Reilly claims the book is actual history, he left out the religion parts. Who can say? But no matter how you explain it, it looks like spin to me.

 

 

Fascinating Footnit. Much of the news retailed in the foregoing segment is culled from articles eventually indexed at rpi.edu/~bulloj/comxbib.html, the Comics Research Bibliography, maintained by Michael Rhode and John Bullough, which covers comic books, comic strips, animation, caricature, cartoons, bandes dessinees and related topics. It also provides links to numerous other sites that delve deeply into cartooning topics. For even more comics news, consult these four other sites: Mark Evanier’s povonline.com, Alan Gardner’s DailyCartoonist.com, Tom Spurgeon’s comicsreporter.com, and Michael Cavna at voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs . For delving into the history of our beloved medium, you can’t go wrong by visiting Allan Holtz’s strippersguide.blogspot.com, where Allan regularly posts rare findings from his forays into the vast reaches of newspaper microfilm files hither and yon.

 

 

 

READ AND RELISH

            “The enjoyment of a work of art, the acceptance of an irresistible illusion, constituting, to my sense, our highest experience of ‘luxury,’ the luxury is not greatest, by my consequent measure, when the work asks for as little attention as possible. It is greatest, it is delightfully, divinely great, when we feel the surface, like the thick ice of the skater’s pond, bear without  cracking the strongest pressure we throw on it.”—Henry James in his introduction to his novel,  The Wings of a Dove, quoted by Len David Gold in his introduction to Jack Kirby’s Fourth World Omnibus, Volume Three.

 

 

 

EDITOONISTS MEET UNDER GUARD

Columbus, Ohio is arguably the center of the cartoon universe. On the campus of Ohio State University in Columbus is the Billy Ireland Cartoon Library & Museum, where the world’s largest collection of original cartoon art is housed and the papers and art of some of the profession’s most distinguished practitioners are archived, supplemented by hundreds of books reprinting cartoons or discussing them. The BICL&M is housed in Sullivant Hall (not named for the great T.S. Sullivant but redolent with the association nevertheless), and the rooms of the Library are festooned with names that echo through the history of the medium—Will Eisner Seminar Room, Milton Caniff Room, Jean and Charles M. Schulz Lecture Hall, and the Lucy Shelton Caswell Reading Room, named after the founding curator of the Library.

            Felicitously, the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists (AAEC) held its 59th annual convention in Columbus, September 3-6, 2015, meeting at the Ireland Library and at the downtown campus of the Columbus College of Art and Design (CCAD), a five-block walk from the Renaissance Hotel where we slept, banqueted and imbibed and confabulated after hours in the hotel bistro.

            Somewhat less felicitously, the convention was accompanied by a small platoon of security guards and even the occasional bomb-sniffing member of the K-9 corps. There were even plainclothes cops and rumors about a SWAT team, armed and at the ready somewhere on the premises.

            “They were all very concerned,” Lucy Caswell, one of the host committee, told me, “—the police, the state patrol, homeland security.”

            They were not alarmed because they believed that the pen is mightier than the sword and could therefore rout the local population. The cause of their alarm was an exhibit of cartoons about the Charlie Hebdo massacre on the second floor gallery of the CCAD’s Canzani Center, where our meetings were held. The exhibit consisted of about three dozen cartoons, mostly by American editoonists (a few of which we’ll look at below). An additional cause was the contingent of cartoonists from other countries—including a couple of the Mideastern countries where all the outrage about cartooning Muhammad originates.

            With 100 registrants (including 19 from other countries), AAEC managed to get through the weekend without incident other than intellectual stimulation. One of the program sessions, however, was devoted discussing the implications of the slaughter at Charlie Hebdo.

            Entitled “Free Speech or Hate Speech? Drawing the Line after Charlie Hebdo,” the session was moderated by Jenny Robb, the curator of the BICL&M, and began with a presentation from Mark McKinney, a professor of French and Italian at Miami University, who successfully demonstrated that all the nasty things we’d heard about Charlie Hebdo were wrong. The satiric magazine and its staff are not obsessed with Islam (most of its covers are devoted to French politics, not religion), not racist (the magazine was tried in court in 2007 on charges of anti-Muslim racism and acquited), does not hate Muslims, and not suffering from rampant lack of support among Muslims. Among evidence of the latter, McKinney cited the staff of the magazine, which includes Muslims and other racial and ethnic minorities.

            Rob Rogers (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) showed the cartoon reactions of some U.S. editorial cartoonists, and Matt Wuerker (Politico) took the microphone to speak on behalf of Garry Trudeau, whose remarks about Charlie Hebdo suggested that he thought the magazine was ganging up on the helpless and persecuted Muslim minority in France. Trudeau, rather, was urging responsibility: just because we have freedom of expression doesn’t mean we must publish cartoons offensive to Muslims.

            Another panelist, Michael Alexander Kahn, senior counsel at Crowell Moring and author of books on historic cartooning, reminded us that during the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln was ferociously caricatured and ridiculed. He pointed out that fear of consequences inhibited many American newspapers that refused to publish any of the cartoons associated with the Charlie Hebdo tragedy.

            Kahn urged newspapers to “at least” be honest about their reluctance instead of claiming “sensitivity” to religious or cultural values that newspapers don’t believe or practice, citing the publication of Holocaust photos as evidence of the usual insensitivity indulged by American journalists.

            The presentation sparked an energetic debate on the floor, with most advocating for exercise of a sense of responsibility: don’t irritate religious sensibilities. Some, myself included, urged an “absolute” standard of free speech. Freedom of expression cannot survive if it must steer clear of irritating the feelings of this group or that.

            I’m an absolutist: I accept no formal or informal limits to freedom of expression. Only absolutists are free to exercise individual choice. Whether to cartoon Muhammad (or any other “sacred” figure or image) is therefore a personal decision, which is what it ought to be.

            Matt Wuerker observed that none of us knew of any anti-West hostility among Muslims until after the Danish caricatures of Muhammad appeared in the fall of 2005. And even then, it wasn’t until 4-5 months after their publication that Islamic outrage surfaced in any notable way. It took that long for the agencies of agitation to muster support.

            Wuerker’s speculation was that once those cartoons had been published, extremist elements of the Muslim community determined they could “use that”: they could use the Danish cartoons to show that the West hated Islam, thereby fostering Islamic terrorism on an international scale. The agents of Islamic propaganda, Wuerker said, are more sophisticated in advancing their cause than we are in combating it—or in advancing our cause.

            Steve Benson arose to pose the question he was asked by one of his editors. If he were to do a Muhammad cartoon, he would be putting himself at risk—but also every other staff member of his newspaper (Arizona Republic). By what right was he entitled to endanger everyone around him?

            This is a legitimate concern of newspaper editors—particularly at those papers with staff working in the Mideast where they are more than usually vulnerable to acts of protest and/or vengeance.

            I commented that while I am an absolutist, my wife isn’t. And when she learned that I’d posted a caricature of Muhammad to this site several years ago, she reacted like one of those concerned newspaper editors who have staff in vulnerable places. What if some wild-eyed Islamic extremist attacked members of our family—our grandson, in particular? Was I crazy?

            I took down the caricature of Muhammad. (But it was a personal decision: I’d rather keep my wife happy than cause her consternation.)

           

 

THE CONVENTION COMMENCED on Thursday evening with a presentation by the inimitable Mike Peters (Dayton Daily News and the syndicated comic strip Mother Goose and Grimm), who launched into a series of comedic anecdotes about some of his misadventures. Peters’ manner is feverishly breathless, veering off, as he continues, into hilarious hysteria. To say that he told a story about how, when attending a social event at a church, he stood in line next to the priest without noticing he was standing next to the priest, and, thinking erroneously that the priest was a Marine friend of us, reached around and grabbed the man’s “package” and then, discovering his mistake, apologized and explained his behavior by saying, “I thought you were a Marine”—to say this much scarcely does justice to Peters’ presentation or his manner.

            He was having such a good time telling stories like this that he kept asking his wife if he could tell just one more. And he did. A couple of times.

            Each day of the convention began with a 5-block stroll up Gay Street (yeah, that’s its name) to the CCAD, where we collected a continental breakfast and then ate and conversed at round tables in the facility’s lobby. At noon on both Friday and Saturday, we were back at conversation at those round tables after picking up a tray of lunch at the buffet table. All very convivial.

            The topics of the presentations on Friday ranged across the interests of editorial cartoonists. In the first panel of the day, several editoonists (Chip Bok, Creators Syndicate; Gary Varvel, Indianapolis Star; Dwayne “Mr. Fish” Booth, freelance; and Adam Zyglis, Buffalo News) discussed their targets in the looming presidential primary season, sounding much like the pundits we all encounter on cable tv, hour after hour. Good fun for political junkies like us.

            In the next panel, Steve Hamaker (Plox and Jeff Smith’s Bone) and Kevin “KAL” Kallaugher (Baltlimore Sun and The Economist) talked about coloring cartoons and what impact color had on the message. They were followed by two cartoonists (Steve Sack, Minneapolis Star Tribune; and Silgne Wilkinson, Philadelphia Daily News) who displayed the “fine art” they practiced in their off hours.

            The celebrated satirical illustrator and caricaturist Steve Brodner showed samples of his work, saying: “My idea of caricature is ... story.” His likenesses are inevitably garbed and/or accoutered in ways that tell the subjects’ stories, linking the faces to the news they’re making.

            Then graphic novelist Peter Kuper (Mad’s “Spy vs. Spy” and co-founder of the political graphics magazine, World War 3 Illustrated) offered examples of his endeavors, observing along the way that the notion of red and blue states is “wrong—we’re all on the same path.”

            The last presentation of the day took place at the BICL&M. The authors of What Fools These Mortals Be: The Story of Puck—Michael Alexander Kahn and Richard Samuel West—conversed about the genesis of the book and its impact upon American publishing and about the artistry of the cartoonists that the magazine’s founder, Joseph Keppler, mustered to its weekly task. After which, we strolled through the Ireland galleries and viewed two exhibits—tearsheets from Puck and cartoons about World War I—as well as other treasures in the Ireland collections from Thomas Nast to Bill Watterson.

 

 

SATURDAY BEGAN with “Animating Satire,” a presentation of animated editoons by Mike Thompson (Detroit Free Press), Ann Telnaes (Washington Post), and Mark Fiore (freelance). I detected a little defensiveness in the presentations, and when I asked Telnaes about it, she said: “Animation is still not accepted as professional”—which seems odd, now that two or three editoonists have earned Pulitzers with their animations.

            Several cartoonists from other countries took to the stage to discuss how they fared in variously oppressive regimes. The executive director of the Cartoonists Rights Network International, Robert “Bro” Russell, ended the presentation with this admonition addressed to Islamic extremists: “You want us to stop cartooning Muhammad? Stop cutting off heads. You want respect? Stop abusing women. You must earn respect: it is not given freely.”

            New Yorker cartoonist Liza Donnelly showed samples of her cartoons under the heading “Politics Unusual at The New Yorker: Past and Present.”

            And after the “Free Speech” panel, the legendary Village Voice cartoonist—playwright, graphic novelist, children’s book author, and grand old man of comics, full of history and eccentric albeit accurate interpretations thereof—Jules Feiffer joined us via Skype. Responding to questions posed by Jeff Danziger (New York Times Syndicate), Jack Ohman (Sacramento Bee) and occasional others (Liza Donnelly: “You look great.” Feiffer: “I’ve been told that before.”), Feiffer talked about the evolution of cartooning through the funnybooks of the 1930s to the graphic novels of today, pausing en route to extol the fascination of motion pictures and their impact upon American culture.

            The Skype projection was huge: Feiffer’s face towered over the auditorium from just above the stage. Nate Beeler (Columbus Dispatch) thought Feiffer was like the Wizard of Oz, looming up on the screen while we asked him questions.

            Technically, Skype worked well. And as a result, aesthetically, Feiffer’s warmly skeptical personality came through, evaluating history through his own experiences, embroidering with humorous asides and observations as he went. “Fortunately,” he said, “at 87, you don’t remember what you did wrong.”

            At the concluding banquet on Saturday evening, out-going president Jack Ohman thanked everyone for being terrific.

            “I took the job because I love the people in the group—period,” he said. “I started as a cartoonist in Columbus at age 20, taking over Jeff MacNelly’s client list, so it was very poignant to return to Columbus after 34 years and be president of the AAEC—something in 1981 I would never have guessed I’d do.”

            Past presidents Mark Fiore and Matt Wuerker were presented with the Ink Bottle Award for their dedicated service to the profession, and Bro Russell presented the 2015 CRNI Courage in Editorial Cartooning Award to Atena Farghadani, the jailed Iranian artist who last spring was sentenced to more than 12 years in prison for her editorial art and community activity critical of the government.

            “Atena is among the most courageous humanitarians we know of,” Russell said (in an interview with Washington Post’s ComicRiffs. “When they tried to intimidate her with physical torture, she just punched right back — she refused to be brought down. Her imprisonment under this regime is one of the most unjust acts in Iran’s modern history.

            “This year,” Russell continued, “the decision about the award recipient was easy. It was a unanimous decision by the CRNI board of directors.”

            Jeff Danziger finished the evening with a short speech that included two jokes from Arnie Roth and observations about the impossibility of satirizing clownish political behavior.

 

 

ON SUNDAY, after the morning membership meeting (see minutes reported elsewhere), we were conducted on tours of the Ireland archives where we saw samples of rare cartooning items in the archival vaults. Among those, the Hale Scrapbook—a British treasure containing cartoons, engravings, letters, newspaper clippings, wood cuts, broadsides, sketches, paintings and other miscellaneous materials from 1746-1830, assembled, it is supposed, by some avid fan of cartooning and politics. The Scrapbook, originally acquired by editoonist Draper Hill and a part of the Draper Hill Collection in the Library, has been painstakingly reconstructed and has been digitized and can be viewed online.

            Other collections in the Library’s vaults include the extensive newspaper comic strip clippings of Bill Blackbeard’s San Francisco Academy of Comic Art; Will Eisner’s papers, original art and published work; Milton Caniff’s correspondence, original art, comic strip proof sheets of all his comic strips; and the Biographical Registry of Cartoonists, clippings and biographical information on more than 5,000 cartoonists (searchable online).

            Late that afternoon, survivors re-convened for a picnic at Huntington Park where the Columbus Clippers were playing the Toledo Mud Hens. The Convention ended officially with a “dead dog” gathering at a secret location in Suite 2128 of the Renaissance Hotel.

 

 

 

CHARLIE ON DISPLAY.  I photographed a few of the couple dozen editoons reacting to the Charlie Hebdo massacre last January, and I’ve posted them just at the corner of your eye.

            Going counterclockwise, we begin at the upper left with Matt Wuerker’s image depicting the plight of an editorial cartoonist in the age of the Cutthroat CalipHATE and oozing a little with sarcasm about the efforts of the Department of Homeland Security. Below Wuerker is a cartoon by Jason Chatfield, who inherited Australia’s iconic kid comic strip, Ginger Meggs. Here, another kid picks up the pencil of a fallen cartoonist.

            W. Cullum Rogers’ cartoon is one of the three or four most powerful statements in response to Islamic hooligan rampages of terror against cartoonists. God, understandably, does not comprehend the reasons for the slaughter presumably committed in his name. Next around the counterwise clock is Jack Ohman, whose images constitute a chorus of mockery for the terrorist.

            But at the last stop on our tour, Kevin “KAL” Kallaugher’s cartoon is the most astute deployment of the medium. With great ironic effect, it deploys against terrorists the editoonists most powerful weapon, laughter, using a device unique to cartooning—the speech balloon—and sequential panels. While cartoonists worldwide used the pencil as a symbol of defiance and resilience, KAL gives the power to the speech balloon, which gives mocking laughter an irrepressible force. You can kill us, it seems to say, but you cannot stop us from laughing at your misbegotten crusade.

 

 

 

MOTS & QUOTES

            “I never learned anything while I was talking.”—Larry King

            “Never buy anything that you can’t illustrate on the back of a napkin.”—Investigator Peter Lynch

            “Human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.”—George Washington

 

 

 

FUNNYBOOK FAN FARE

Four-color Frolics

An admirable first issue must, above all else, contain such matter as will compel a reader to buy the second issue. At the same time, while provoking curiosity through mysteriousness, a good first issue must avoid being so mysterious as to be cryptic or incomprehensible. And, thirdly, it should introduce the title’s principals, preferably in a way that makes us care about them. Fourth, a first issue should include a complete “episode”—that is, something should happen, a crisis of some kind, which is resolved by the end of the issue, without, at the same time, detracting from the cliffhanger aspect of the effort that will compel us to buy the next issue.

 

 

LET US BEGIN with a comic book poster child for what not to do in a first issue. Christopher Sebela’s inaugural issue of Welcome Back begins with a three-page introduction that takes place (it sez here) in 1281 C.E.: there’s a killing and then a two-page spread of chaos. Next, we’re in Kansas City in 2015, walking the street with a girl who is muttering about being 26 years old, jobless, homeless, and friendless (although we soon meet her roommate, who seems friendly enough). She also tells us her preferred name is Mali, not Maizie Lirah, the name by which her smart phone addresses her. She mutters something about moving to Kansas City to make a fresh start because she’s the daughter of the devil. Next, we meet her roommate and her pet dog, Showtime, and her boyfriend shows up and we’re treated to a copulation sequence, but then Mali has what I assume is a bad dream during which she breaks her boyfriend’s nose, and he, understandably, stalks out, leaving her naked in their bed.

            “It was easy,” she says to Showtime, “—crossing the boyfriend off the list.”

            And that concludes what is the only episode in the book that makes any internal sense. It shows our heroine to be a somewhat unfeeling but disturbed bimbo.

            On the next page, we meet a costumed ninja-like woman who is apparently stalking someone with the intention of killing him/her. After that, we alternate between Mali and the stalker, each muttering to herself in different colored caption boxes. But I’m not entirely certain of that.

            The stalker finally kills her victim, alluding to some sort of “war” and to her need to find someone—probably Mali, but we’re not sure. At the end, Mali returns home from a party and, entering her apartment with gun drawn (we don’t know where she got the gun), she finds sitting on the couch what seems to be an eight-year-old boy who claims to be her father (the devil alluded to early on).

            There’s entirely too much unexplained mystery here. Hints and allusions are much too cryptic and mysterious. Mali may be a somewhat sympathetic person, but the drawn pistol at the end suggests she has something in common with the stalker. What? Hint, hint—but no overt explanation.

            However, it’s all explained in a short paragraph of text on the Boom Studios promotion page; to wit: “Mali and Tessa have lived hundreds of different lives throughout time, caught up in an eternal cycle as they take part in a war so old that neither side remembers what they’re fighting for anymore. As Mali wakes up in her newest life, she suddenly becomes self-aware and starts to question everything, especially why she continues to fight. But elsewhere, Tessa is already on the hunt.”

            “On the hunt”—for Mali? I assume from this wholly external textual exposition that Tessa is the stalker and that she’s “on the hunt” for Mali. The paragraph also clears up some of the incomprehensible mystery that surrounds the two characters. Now a lot of the action we’ve witnessed makes some sort of sense. But this kind of explication should occur in the context of the story—not as an external promotional paragraph which a reader making his/her way through the first issue of Welcome Back might very well overlook.

            The story is very well drawn by Jonathan Brandon Sawyer, but his passion for detail very nearly overwhelms the narrative purpose of the pictures. He crams too much detail into panels too small to carry all that visual information. Many of the pictures are so tiny that they can’t reveal what they’re intended to reveal. Mali has a tattoo on her left shoulder, but we can’t make out what it is and therefore we don’t know its significance, if any. For the sheer sake of clarity, Sawyer ought to include some close-ups or mid-range visuals.

            There’s a lot of good stuff in this book, but it’s badly arranged and presented for a first issue, which ought to tempt us into buying the second. This one doesn’t.

 

 

AFTER DC’S CONVERGENCE, all their books were supposed to make sense. But they don’t. At least the two I dipped into don’t make much sense to me. I was also persuaded by something I obviously misread that the DC titles would abandon a lifetime of issue-to-issue continuity in order to be single-issue stories, done in one. I was wrong about that. Continuity still prevails. But to no avail for me.

            I picked up No.3 of We Are Robin. I had the notion that it would be about Batman’s sidekick. Mebbe so, but I didn’t catch a glimpse of him in this issue. Instead, it appears to be about a band of young trouble-shooters all wearing Robin-like shirts. It is very attractively drawn by Jorge Corona, but I had to look up his first name in Previews; his last name is listed on the cover, but I could find no byline inside. Written by Lee Bermejo, the story is awash in information that I could understand only if I’d read No.1 and/or No.2. Continuity lives, with a vengeance.

            The best thing in the book is a full-page ad for the September 12-13 Cincy ComiCon, which took place not in Cincinnati but across the river in Covington, Kentucky. The ad is in the form of one of those Golden Age funnybook ads for all sorts of gimmicks, gizmos and gewgaws—ventriloquist mouth pieces, BB guns, pet rats by mail, etc. Cute. And very satisfying for an old coot like moi.

           

 

WHEN I SAW THAT John Romita, Jr was going to draw Superman, starting with No.42, I quickly mustered the money to buy a copy. Then I made the mistake of reading No.43 before No.42. It opened with Clark Kent in bed with Lois Lane, but Clark is merely recovering from the effects of a “solar flare,” a new Superman maneuver in which he blows himself up and destroys the immediate surroundings. There’s no canoodling: Clark is naked (his clothes burned off him in the flare) but Lois is fully attired.

            Superman, it seems, has lost some of his power in his current confrontation with an interstellar gang of baddies led by Hordr, who promises to reveal to the world Superman’s civilian identity if the Man of Steel won’t play ball with Hordr. But Lois foils the plan by broadcasting Superman’s secret identity world-wide. Now Hordr has no power over Superman. But Superman wishes Lois hadn’t done that.

            Then I went back to read No.42, in which Lois finally puts two and two together (after how many decades?) and decides that Clark Kent, without his glasses, is really Superman. It’s a touching scene in which she rips Clark’s shirt off to reveal his Superman costume beneath. In No.43, she cutely refers to our steely hero as “the cape you” as distinct from “the glasses you” (i.e., Clark Kent).

            In another Superman title, Superman is hanging out romantically with Wonder Woman. But in the title at hand, Lois is looking longing at Clark, and he, at her. This promises to end badly no matter how it works out. Unless—

            My guess is that the love triangle will be resolved by becoming a quadrangle. Clark and Lois will get it on, and meanwhile, Superman and Wonder Woman will continue their romance. Ordinary people will couple; superhero people will couple. The plain geometry is hard to avoid.

            Romita didn’t disappoint. Inked faithfully by Klaus Janson, Romita’s excellent, and he’s very good at drawing faces these days, as we can see in the appended display.I love his feathering technique, all those widely-spaced little lines. Colorists, a small platoon of them, led, I suspect, by Dean White, were also superlative, modeling Romita/Janson’s drawings sensitively.

            I’ll probably buy the next issues, but only because of Romita/Janson. Well, also to see if my prediction is accurate.

 

 

SHIFTING OVER THE MARVEL, in the Secret Wars title 1872, with Steve Rogers/Captain America as the sheriff in the town of Timely (hoo-ha), Rogers is shot and killed in No.2. That leaves Tony Stark as the hero in residence, and he’s a drunk. So Fisk, ostensibly the mayor of the little town, is free to prevail in every nook and cranny. Except—

            Except that the gutless newspaper reporter, Ben Urich, finally resolves to do something. What, we’ll know, I assume, in the next issue.

            And maybe Rogers will come back to life, too.

 

 

IDW IS MAKING another of the many attempts by assorted publishers to bring Sherlock Holmes into funnybooks. Although Holmes—with Tarzan and Mickey Mouse—numbers among the world’s most recognizable fictional heroes, he doesn’t translate well into a visual medium. Conan Doyle’s consulting detective lives through words on the page, not pictures. Hence, alas, his highly verbal gyrations in every one of the cases he solves (with the possible exception of The Hound of the Baskervilles) do not translate well into a visual medium. The work at hand, based upon Nicholas Meyer’s 1974 novel and subsequent 1976 movie, The Seven-Per-Cent Solution, is no exception.

            Holmes, it seems, has become addicted to cocaine in a “seven-percent-solution” and Watson sets out to cure him of his addiction by taking him to Vienna where he is treated by Sigmund Freud and cured.

            Meyer’s story is intended to bridge the three-year gape in the Sherlockian canon between “The Final Problem” in which Holmes is presumably killed by falling off a cliff in Europe while struggling with the evil Professor James Moriarty and “The Empty House” in which Holmes, not dead at all, returns to London and resumes his detective practice. Both of these stories, Watson assures us, are fiction not, as all the other Watson-written stories are, real accounts of actual events. The two faux adventures are supposed to mask what really happened during the interval between them: Holmes, cured of his cocaine habit, wanders Europe as therapy.

            Holmes’ delusion about the alleged criminality of Moriarty is a defense mechanism masking a traumatic event of the detective’s childhood: his father killed his mother for committing adultery and then killed himself. Holmes’ tutor informed the youth of this tragedy; the tutor was James Moriarty. And in constructing a subconscious defense against acknowledging the tragedy, Holmes made Moriarty a colossal bad guy.

            Meyers wrote two other Holmes pastiches, The West End Horror (1976) and The Canary Trainer (1993), the latter an account of what Holmes did in Europe before returning to London.

            The IDW comic book, written by David and Scott Tipton and drawn by Ron Joseph, begins in 1939 with Watson telling of Holmes’ cocaine addiction many years before and his delusion about Moriarty. Watson and Holmes’ brother Mycroft resolve to take Holmes to see Freud, who, at the time of this narration, is a virtually unknown doctor of some sort.

            Despite the promise of this kind of narrative complication, the first chapter in the story (this issue) consists mostly of speech balloons in which the characters ponder the issues and narrative scraps depicting Holmes at his lowest ebb. Joseph manages to vary spectacularly the perspective on the unending series of talking heads, thus imparting to the tale some measure of visual variety, but it’s still a talking heads story. And to the extent that it will remain true to the original story, it’ll be talking heads most of the time.

            A central episode in which Holmes’flagging addictive mind is revived is a mystery involving a kidnaping and a plot to launch a multi-national war in Europe, which Holmes momentarily thwarts. But all the rest of the story will be highly verbal.

            Joseph’s heroic efforts to inject visual interest into the story are marred, in my view (admittedly an eccentric one) by the painterly approach that he and his colorist, Jordi Escuin, take to the finished art. There’s a lot of modeling and highlighting that gives the visuals a glossy aspect. Not to my taste although many will find it absorbing and delightful. Herewith, a couple pages by way of example.

 

 

ANYTIME Mike Mignola is drawing as well as writing Hellboy, I pick up a copy. And No.7 of Hellboy in Hell, “The Hounds of Pluto, Part One” offers a more than usually delightful display of Mignola’s artistic skill. Here are a couple pages from this issue—one drawn in Mignola’s usual style; the other in dreamy, gauzy color. Stunning.

 

 

 

 

QUOTES AND MOTS

            “In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.”—Yogi Berra

            Today, when a Republicon governor in Texas calls out the National Guard to ensure that Bronco Bama doesn’t stage a military coup, “we just shrug because it’s just another Tuesday in the lunatic asylum of American politics.”—Leonard Pitts, Jr

            A total of 51 U.S. law enforcement officers were killed in the line of duty in 2014, saith The Week, quoting the FBI—nearly double the number, 27, killed the year before. Forty-six were killed with guns, 10 of them during routine traffic stops.

 

 

 

EDITOONERY

The Mock in Democracy

WHILE IMMIGRANTS from North Africa and the Middle East are drowning in the Mediterranean in their desperation to escape the miserable conditions of life in refugee camps in Jordan and Lebanon and Turkey and the savage, brutal oppression of the Cutthroat CalipHATE in Syria and, in this country, the number of homeless children in public schools has doubled since 2006-07 (from 679,724 to 1,360,747), our so-called “news” media focus on the petty preoccupations of a religious zealot in Kentucky.

            Yes, the Big News this month so far is not, surprisingly, Donalt Rump. Nope: it’s a county clerk who went to jail rather than issue marriage licenses to gay couples. And our first visual aid starts with a couple images pertinent to that monumentally important issue.

            At the upper left, Kevin Siers starts us off with a memorable image of Kim Davis on the day of her release after five days in the pokey. Arms raised in the traditional gesture of victory, she is bookeneded by two other religious zealots—Mike Huckabee on her right, and a theocratic mullah on her left. It’s the mullah that tells Siers’ tale, reminding us that in Iran, the Islamic state that works in the Mideast, all civic and governmental power is in the hands of the state religion. The implication is that with Davis’ victory, the United States has become a theocracy with Christianity as the state religion.

            But Davis was not, actually, victorious: only the misguided Religious Right claim that her release is a victory for religious freedom.

            The constitution guarantees freedom OF religion, meaning that one is free to practice one’s religion; it does not guarantee religion a freedom FROM the laws of the society in which it is practiced. Davis’ religion does not presumably include as a basic tenet that she should recruit anyone she meets into her religious fold. So she is free to practice her religion: nothing in legalizing gay marriage prevents her from practicing her religion unless her religion mandates proselytizing. The whole issue is ridiculous on its face.

            A pertinent tweet: No one’s being jailed for practicing her religion; someone’s being jailed for using her position in government to force others to practice her religion.

            This sainted woman took a while to arrive at her sainthood. Turns out she’s been married four times, twice to the same man, but between the marriages, she managed to have twins out of wedlock. So much for the sacrament of marriage. Bill Maher had the last word on Kim Davis’ marriage license policies: all those marriages, he said—“that’s why she won’t issue marriage licenses to gay couples: she wants them all for herself.”

            To dredge up Davis’ sad marital history is patently unfair: those were presumably the sins of her youth; older now, she’s found religion and has given up sinning.

            Davis’ choice was to obey the law of the land (as recently established by a Supreme Court decision acknowledging the right of gays to marriage) or resign. Not willing to do either, she is in contempt of court for refusing to obey the law. So she’d rather go to jail than give up her paycheck ($80,000/year). How saintly is that?

            As an elected official, Davis could have maintained that resigning would insult those citizens who voted her into office. But she has never referred to her status as an elected official: she says only that she recognizes no authority but God’s. (See About the Bible and Its Reputed Prohibitions at the end of this posting.)

            That is undoubtedly her conviction. What, then, of her having sworn as an elected official to uphold the laws of the state and of the United States? God evidently supersedes such oath-taking. But if she can’t do the job as she’d sworn to do, she ought to resign. (And give up that $80,000 a year?)

            Kareem Abdul-Jabbbar at Time.com says that letting religion determine the civic responsibility of government officials leads to chaos. Can Christian  court clerks now refuse to marry divorced people too “because Jesus spoke against divorce?” Should an Orthodox Jewish motor vehicle clerk be allowed to deny driver’s licenses to people who eat ham or drive on Saturday? No. Clearly.

            Government officials simply cannot cite their religious faith as justification for defying the law. “Rule of law is one of the most important things between us and barbarianism,” said Megan McArdle at Bloomberg View. “Conservatives who applaud ... Davis should take a long, hard think about how they’d feel if President Obama took a bold stand for freedom of conscience by slapping Hobby Lobby with fines in open defiance of the Supreme Court.”

            The very thought proves the ludicrous impossibility of Davis’ stance.

            And to prove the point, next in our clockwise rotation through the editoons at hand, Mike Luckovich supplies vivid images of Davis at work in other licensing venues.

            Upon her release, Davis returned to work, saying she would not interfere with any of her employees’ issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. That’s what she should have done in the first place rather than make a spectacle of herself. She says she doesn’t want to be in the spotlight; and yet she chose a course of action that did exactly that. She is proving adept at the American politicians stock in trade—hypocrisy.

            We should waste no more time in pondering this dubious confrontation in the culture war. But, with Benjamin L.Corey, “I wonder how much support I’d get if I were elected a town clerk but refused to issue gun licenses because guns are against my religion.”

            A happy segue, I submit, to the other two cartoons on our first exhibit (and, not at all incidentally, to an issue we ought to be addressing instead of the Religious Right’s misguided crusade—namely, the gun control issue, which, alas, is still alive and well). Rob Rogers at the lower right performs for the National Rambo Association’s edification the same sort of rhetorical nonsense exercise that Luckovich just above offered to the Religious Right. Words rather than pictures are at the heart of both admonitions although the fish symbol in Luckovich’s second panel adds a weighty dimension to his commentary.

            With the last word (for this posting), David Fitzsimmons propounds a devastatingly sarcastic view of many—too many—of our elected representatives in government. “I like your courage, boy,” is the grace note, asserting just the opposite.

 

 

THE USUAL POLITICAL SHENANIGANS are blatant in our next exhibit. At the upper left, Bill Schorr takes a shot at The Trumpet, whose campaign indelicacies have alarmed the Republicon Establishment. We could contrive other explanations for what The Trumpet is doing with his belt in this picture, but the punch bowl gives it all away: he looks very much like a man who’s pulled up his pants just after depositing a turd in the punch bowl, ruining everyone’s party. Schorr has no homebase paper anymore, producing freelance cartoons for syndication by Cagle Cartoons, so he can get away with outrageous comic commentary like this easier than many of his colleagues—for which we should be eternally grateful. A truly memorable visual metaphor for a vintage axiom applied where it most belongs.

            Next around the clock, Joe Heller plays with Hillary’s campaign symbol, turning an array of Hillary arrows into a gigantic arrow pointing at another candidate. Below Heller, Clay Bennett provides a visual demonstration that reveals what Republicons advocate for with their continuous plea for more walls. Every wall here guards a specific demographic from any interference from any other demographic: behind Republicon walls, the country will become a pyramid of partitions isolating us from each other.

            Steve Sack’s cartoon at the lower left was produced some months ago, but it is as startlingly acute today as it was then, depicting a timorous line-up of Grandstanding Obstructionist Pachyderms, all herded together by the power of Grover Norquist. Norquist, you’ll remember, is the guy who holds the “no more taxes” hatchet over the heads of all elected officials: any one of them who votes for a new tax or increasing an older tax will risk Norquist doing a hatchet job on him in the next election—telling everyone that the candidate is in favor of taxes. The kiss of death in GOP politics these days.

            And in our next visual aid, we summarize some other issues of the day, starting with a couple of anniversaries. Signe Wilkinson’s terribly bitter celebration of the end of WWII is so true it hurts. But Jimmy Margulies’s big metaphor for celebrating the anniversary of 9/11 is just as powerful—and it’s almost all picture, a haunting hole in our September calendars forever.

            Below them, Jeff Danziger presents an image reversing the lion-killing episode earlier this month and showing thereby the pointlessness of the would-be hunter-warrior dentists of the world. (Walter Palmer, the culpable dentist, says he didn’t know the lion was a national shrine and if he had, he wouldn’t have “taken” it. “Taken” tells all: like many big game hunters, he doesn’t “kill” his prey—he “takes” a souvenir of his manly skill at murdering animals who are virtually defenseless against the killing contrivances of modern man.)

            Next, Kevin “KAL” Kalaugher addresses the same issue and uses a series of pictures to heap up evidence and then, like Danziger, condemns the ludicrous world-wide consternation over the death of Cecil the Lion by comparing the death of one lion to that of thousands of Americans killed every year by guns.

            In our next exhibit, reproductive rights are among those that must be protected if we are to survive the ministrations of big game hunters and the National Rambo Association. You’ll have to enlarge the image of the first cartoon to see that Darren Bell is comparing the purposes of Planned Parenthood to the interpretation the Republicons give that statement of purpose—thereby vividly revealing the perversity of the GOP in deliberately ignoring facts in order to spread the lies of their political convictions.

            Next on the clock, Signe Wilkinson takes up a related issue in a startling image that asserts that the male population is as much to blame for abortions as the female population. How about them apples, Mrs. Goldfarb? Let’s try a little equal treatment under the law.

            Speaking of which—laws—we have Mike Lester’s disapproving view of Mitch McConnell’s sheepish surrender to the inevitability of Bronco Bama’s triumph in the Iran agreement fiasco.  The assumption is that Congress, by law, has a voice in such matters. Treaties, yes; but not “agreements,” the carefully chosen lingo describing the Iranian deal (which involves not just the GOP-despised Obama but five other nations).

            Scott Stantis has a more realistic assessment of the outcome of Congressional action on the Iran deal—voting approval but with crossed fingers, a sign of hope rather than conviction.

            Our last image is Pat Bagley’s interpretation of the photo of 3-year old Aylan Kurdi, washed up dead, like so much flotsam on a Turkish beach, a casualty of the desperate flight of Syrians and others from the miserable straits of their existence in refugee camps and oppressive regimes in the Mideast. Bagley’s use of the term “flotsam” is an ironically bitter condemnation of a world to which drowned Aylan is only so much debris.

            Since the second Republicon Debacle finished only a few days ago on September 16 just before I close this installment of Rancid Raves, I must—as usual in the grip of an eerie compulsion—take a quick look at the results. The only Big News to emerge from the three-hour marathon (apart from The Trumpet’s falling asleep on stage during the last hour) was Carly Fiorina’s response to Trump’s insulting her by saying she was not attractive. And Mark Streeter at the upper left captures the essence of that moment admirably. That may be the only thing worth saying about the debate (although the tv pundits, in a giddy frenzy of having something to comment on, will make much more of it and the ensuing poll numbers). This is the only cartoon in this display that depends as much on the visual as upon the words. In the next, Rob Rogers makes the point verbally that Timothy Egan made with words at the New York Times, but Rogers with Reagan’s classic comment, “There you go again,” lifts the comedy to a layered level. As for Egan, here he is—:

            Realizing, first, that the candidates assembled pay gushy homage to “the patron saint of all true conservatives” because they’re meeting at the revered Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, Egan goes on to observe that the GOP has moved so far to the right in recent years that “Reagan would never be allowed on stage.”

            The real Reagan—not the mythic imaginary one—granted amnesty to nearly 3 million illegal immigrants, vastly increased the size of the federal government, raised taxes at least four times, and nearly tripled the national debt. On abortion, Reagan gave lip-service to the “pro-life line” while President but as governor of California, he signed a legalization bill that enabled abortions to rise from 500 a year to nearly a million. On gun control, he supported the Brady bill and an assault weapons ban. He supplied money and arms to the Afghan rebels that would evolve into the Taliban. He was commander-in-chief when 248 Marines were killed by terrorists in Lebanon—a debacle that “makes Benghazi look like a game of pinochle.” By today’s standards, Reagan was a conservative “heretic.”

            At the lower right, Gary Varvel emphasizes The Trumpet’s debating skills; good caricatures but apart from establishing the scene of a debate, the pictures don’t add anything to the message. At the lower left, Stuart Carlson changes the subject to alert us to the Next Crisis that will be brought to us courtesy the GOP Tea Baggers. The picture puts the action in a movie theater, without which the joke wouldn’t make sense, and the metaphor of a motion picture permits Carlson to make his point: we’ve all seen this before, there’s nothing new here, just keep moving along. It promises to be a boring movie, another display of politicians’ complete disregard of the public welfare in favor of Hollywoodian posturing. Meaningless but annoying.

            ’Nuff said, kimo sabe.

 

 

FINALLY, HERE IS A QUARTET OF CARTOONS by Dave Fitzsimmons, whose way with a pen makes him unique among the editooning coterie. His characters, both face and figure, are designs not portraits. He is able to make even his caricatures into designs—an achievement without equal in editooning. With this sample, I’m merely celebrating his artistry rather than his opinions (but I agree with those too). Fitz is fond of the comic strip format because it enables him to muster various elements that he can then shoot down at the end. (Actually, the percentage of Americans professing no religious affiliation is somewhat more sensational than Fitz cites here. The percentage has grown by 25% in the last five years—and it’s growing faster among younger Americans. A demographic that ought to give the GOP pause as it courts what it erroneously supposes is a vast majority of believer voters out there.)

            The newspaper reporter’s mangling of facts and then declaring, “I love my job,” is as enthusiastic a condemnation of the failure of America’s Froth Estate as any I’ve seen. Below that, the icons of Mount Rushmore (wonderfully designed and accurate caricatures) echo the Founding Fathers’ concern about “faction”—the emergence of political parties demanding a steadfast loyalty that assures the party’s continuing in power but ignores the welfare of the nation. What they feared has arrived.

            And Fitz’s exposure of the folly of McCain’s tirade about Benghazi is an older cartoon but still an accurate image for the Republicon frenzy over Hillary’s e-mails: the GOP desperately wants to make her a criminal so we’ll all forget the thousands of people killed in Iraq and Afghanistan because of the GeeDubya administration’s deluded notions about why we should invade countries in that part of the world.

 

 

 

NEW YORKER CARTOONS: PART ONE

I can’t say how many parts this examination of The New Yorker’s cartoons will ensue. I’ve been toying with doing a long essay on the magazine and its cartoons, but I keep putting it off because it seems a little ambitious for my moods at present. My mood at present favors doing short bits not long essays, so I’ve decided to tackle the erstwhile essay piece by piece—beginning, this time, with the accompanying full-page cartoon by BEK (Bruce Eric Kaplan).

            The New Yorker doesn’t publish many full-page cartoons these days although it used to, back in the good old days when its founding editor, Harold Ross, was still at the helm. (He died in DATE after xxx years of helming.) In fact, Ross, recognizing in his vague way that the size of a cartoon had something to do with its worth (because, perhaps, a cartoonist had to spend more creative energy—not to mention time—in the execution of such a large image)—Ross established a complicated pay scale for cartoons in which part of the formula was the size, in square inches, of the cartoon.

            Thomas Kunkel in his biography of Ross, Genius in Disguise, tells the story of an idea- generating session between the celebrated cartoonist Peter Arno and one-time art editor Albert Hubbell. Hubbell went to Arno’s Park Avenue apartment one afternoon where he found Arno,  “a creature of the night,” still in a silk dressing gown. Arno fixed himself a hamburger and sat down to hear Hubbell’s ideas.

             “One that Hubbell liked and pitched hard involved a billiard table,” Kunkel writes.  “But in no time, Arno was frowning. It turned out that Ross paid him a substantial bonus for full-page cartoons, which presupposed vertical concepts, so a billiard table was altogether too lateral to even consider. ‘Wait a minute, Hubb, wait a minute,’ Arno said, ‘—let’s go for those pages.’”

            Looking at BEK’s full-pager, it’s clear that the gag doesn’t require a vertical dimension: as a street scene, it’s more horizontal than vertical in concept. The soaring white wall behind the characters has been insinuated into a horizontal cartoon to give it the aura of verticality.

            Nor is the artwork of such intricacy that Kaplan needs all the space that a full page allows him. The most complicated aspect of the drawing is the tangled hair of the two people and their dog. In fact, the drawing screams stark simplicity not intricate complexity. So how is it entitled to a full page? It isn’t.

            Particularly in these days when the magazine allows so few full-page cartoons.

            However, this cartoon is fairly typical of what, for the sake of this essay, I am calling the “old style” of New Yorker cartoons. They are commandingly inert. They sit quietly on the page—well behaved, hands folded in their laps— motionless, inactive. Static, still. Torpid.

            In the typical inert New Yorker cartoon, the pictures have almost nothing to do with the words. And vice-versa. The pictures tell us who is talking, but the cartoon exists for the talk: the so-called comedy of the cartoon is not at all illuminated by the picture. As I’ve been saying for several centuries now, in the best cartoons, the verbal and the visual blend, neither the words nor the pictures making the same comedic sense alone without the other as they do together. The typical New Yorker cartoon of the “old style” is therefore not a good cartoon. In fact, the “old style” inert New Yorker cartoon is a bad cartoon.

            And Kaplan’s cartoons are, more often than not, a virtual textbook in the “old style” inertness. Here, at the corner of your eye, are four Kaplan cartoons. In all four, the pictures add nothing to the comedy. The words are typical of a world-weary New Yorker, who is pictured walking one of Manhattan’s numerous streets. BEK’s people all look the same: they have their feet planted sturdily apart as if bracing themselves against the gale force of a hurricane, and their facial expressions are identical, vacant and bored.

            The words and pictures are so completely independent of each other that we could switch the captions around and the alleged humor is wholly unaffected. In fact, I’ve switched the captions on two of these cartoons. Can you tell which two?

            I thought not.

 

 

BEK’S CARTOONS DO NOT ALWAYS FAIL as cartoons, as blends of words and pictures. In our next visual aid, the verbal and the visual work together to achieve the cartoon’s humor. In the first at the upper left, the picture gives us the setting—some sort of lecture hall where the caption is appropriate. But the cartoon is a champion of the inert: the heads of the speaker and the others on the platform are cut off, so their facial expressions (if any) are masked as if inappropriate; ditto the faces of the people in the audience. In effect, there are no people in this cartoon: inertness has achieved its epitome, the blandness of a blank space.

            The picture in the next cartoon around the clock offers an explanation for the speaker getting all of her news from Nickelodeon: the household watches television appropriate to the interests of the child. Below that, the empty rooms add whatever poignance we can find in the emotionless utterance of the man. An empty room with two people bracing their feet—inert.

            And the last cartoon’s picture sets us up to understand that the caption is prompted by whatever food the man at the table contemplates before him.

            In the next exhibit of BEK, the words and pictures are more interdependent. Without the picture at the upper left, we don’t know just how amazing the woman’s new bra is. And the picture in the cartoon to the right reveals that the speaker is a bird and the presentation he is complaining of is of crumbs or nuts or some other scraps of food that the woman on the bench has scattered on the ground before the birds. Without the picture, the caption is comedically meaningless.

            The cartoon at the lower right isn’t quite as good a blend of words and picture: the picture identifies the speaker as a rabbit—in all probability, Flopsy—without which the caption and the speech balloon don’t make as much comedic sense. But the comedy is mostly verbal and could be achieved without the picture, as here: “Flopsy wakes up one day and suddenly realizes why she never succeeded at anything: ‘It’s my name,’ she thinks.”

            We don’t have to know the speaker is a rabbit, although that enhances the gag a little.

            Although I’ve said BEK typifies the inert New Yorker cartoon, for the last two or three years, that quality in New Yorker cartoons is on the wane. In the last cartoon in this display—at the lower left— by Robert Leighton, not BEK— we have an example of the newly emerging style. Here, the picture, while interesting, doesn’t make the same comedic sense that it does when coupled to the caption; and the caption isn’t funny at all without the picture. The cartoon is a perfect blend of the verbal and the visual.

            But it is not, really, a “newly emerging style” of cartoon: it is, rather, the traditional cartoon in which words and pictures blend for comedy. It’s newly emerging only at The New Yorker, where this sort of interaction did not often occur—where inertness prevailed for so long.

            The Flopsy cartoon, in which the picture is almost incidental to the comedy, might be the sort of humor we should expect from Kaplan. He’s a writer for tv shows (HBO’s “Six Feet Under” and “Girls”—of which he is co-executive producer—and three episodes of “Seinfeld,” including the famous episode in which Elaine can’t understand a New Yorker cartoon), which is largely a verbal comedy venue.

            To hear him tell it, Kaplan’s approach to writing humor is deceptively simple: “I think of something that would interest me, and then I think of the worst that might happen,” he told a Reuters reporter in 2005.

            In common with most New Yorker cartoonists, it took Kaplan forever to make it into famously picky magazine. In his twenties (he’s now 51), he sent in 10-20 cartoons every week. “I never missed a week,” he remembered, recounting the experience to Ari Karpel at fastcocreate.com.

            At first, his cover letters were polite, but after a few years, they degenerated. “I would write crazy, crazy cover letters. I started out like, ‘Here are 10 cartoons.’ then at the end, I was just like ‘Here are 10 cartoons any other fucking magazine in the fucking world will buy except for you assholes.”

            Kaplan felt no one was reading them and was famously frustrated. Then one day during the month after he got his first television writing job, he got a FedEx from The New Yorker cartoon editor, saying, “I know you’re thinking I haven’t been looking at your stuff. But we have, and we want to buy a few.”

            He was off and running. But frustration still worked for him: he concocts cartoons out of his frustrations. His cartoons are reflections of his life. Now that he and his wife (also a tv writer) have two kids, Kaplan’s cartoons about children reflect the children’s perspective.

            Despite the real life origins of the cartoon comedy, Kaplan doesn’t get ideas while strolling down the street. “The only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking,” he  told Karpel. Sometimes he comes up with ideas during idle moments on the set of “Girls.”

            “Invariably though,” he said, “—the stuff I come up with on the set tends to be bad. I don’t know why that is. It’s like my psyche won’t let me somehow because it’s pulling too much focus and it’s sort of dropping it to one world and out of another.”

            Frustration speaking.

            His cartoons, he says, are like journals: whatever he’s thinking about or anxious about or angry about finds expression in his cartoons.

            Another frustration is that he feels he can’t draw. “I can’t draw a car,” he told the Reuters reporter. “I can’t draw sheep. I can’t see the shape of a car.”

            Thanks to our burgeoning permissiveness, however, his inability to draw doesn’t mean he can’t be a cartoonist. And he has published three collections of his cartoons to prove it. And a few louche graphic novels, the most recent being a memoir of his childhood.  We’ll look at one of them next, to wit—:

 

 

THE BOOK JACKET FLAP for Kaplan’s Edmund and Rosemary Go to Hell (1226x7-inch pages, b/w; 2007 Simon & Shuster hardcover, $11.95) proclaims the tale within as “wickedly funny and oddly touching ... a provocative and ultimately hopeful picture book for adults that will appeal to anyone who has ever been stuck in traffic or, more to the point, stuck inside themselves.” And that statement is the funniest and most oddly touching part of the book.

            Edmund and Rosemary, who starred in a previous BEK graphic novel, Every Person on the Planet: An Only Somewhat Anxiety-Filled Tale for the Holidays, live in Brooklyn, and while walking in their neighborhood one day, they notice that everyone has a cell phone to their ear. They decide they don’t like cell phones. This prompts our heroically grumpy pair to start grousing about everything: they don’t like movies, art, music, theater, houses, big box stores, voice mail, teenagers, and television.

            “Of course, television was dreadful, the worst part being the people on the news shows screaming at each other. ‘Why do these tv people have to yell at us with their big bright teeth?’ Edmund wants to know.

            And traffic. They don’t like traffic. “Not that you want to go anyplace but, if you did, you wouldn’t get there because of the traffic,” Rosemary says, now infuriated.

            Well, okay—that’s funny.

            Edmund and Rosemary decide since everything is so unpleasant, they must be in Hell. They go to Washington in the expectation that the government will confirm their opinion. An official, after denying it, confirms their opinion.

            The now despondent couple tries everything to improve their state of mind. Hypnosis, therapy. Nothing helps. Then in a moment of inspiration, they realize that there must be a way out—an exit. They go to Arizona looking for the exit, but they discover that the entrance to Heaven has been moved to a jungle halfway around the world. They go there, but when they find the entrance to Heaven, Rosemary decides she isn’t cut out for Heaven and refuses to go.

            Rosemary doesn’t explain her decision to Edmund, but Kaplan explains it to us: she was afraid that if they went to Heaven their relationship might be altered in some way. “Maybe couples weren’t really couples anymore. Or perhaps you got reincarnated. What if Edmund became a coyote and Rosemary became a chicken? No, she couldn’t risk losing exactly what she had now with Edmund.”

            Edmund won’t go without her, so they return to Brooklyn where they become mildly engaged in the trivia of daily living and forget about complaining about being in Hell.

            The story is a fable about modern life. And while we can all recognize the tiresome and annoying things about life that bother us (cell phones, voice mail, etc.), Kaplan doesn’t show us in equivalent terms what there is about life that is engaging. He mostly just asserts that it is. Probably, given that Edmund won’t go to Heaven without Rosemary, it’s love that engages us and makes life worth enduring.

            It is, as the book jacket says, oddly touching and ultimately hopeful. But why is it a graphic novel? Kaplan’s pictures, apart from conveying the same impressions that his cartoons do—that of a bleached and drained austerity in a bleak and colorless world—add nothing to the narrative except picturing the protagonists. 

            Well, that’s an exaggeration. The pictures do add to the narrative—the whole sense of a bleached and drained austerity in a bleak and colorless world, that comes from the pictures.

 

            And that’s another exaggeration. Sometimes page layout, which is a visual quality, adds an element of emphasis or comedy to the proceedings as we see in the last of the examples at hand. And occasionally, the pictures are ironic comments on the narrative action: the picture accompanying “One horrible day....” shows that Edmund and Rosemary didn’t just go to New Jersey: Rosemary had to drag an apparently resistant Edmund there.

            So the book is not a complete failure as a graphic novel. But it is bleached and drained. And only a step away from the inertness of the cartoons BEK foists off on The New Yorker.

 

 

 

RANCID RAVES GALLERY

Pictures Without Too Many Words

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, it seems a good idea to celebrate pictures. That is, after all else is said and done, why we convene here periodically. Gary Groth asked me over dinner one evening a couple months ago why I still bought comic books—as if the antics of superheroes were somehow beneath the dignity of a comics chronicler like me. (And, of course, they are qua antics of superheroes.) “For the pictures,” I said, “—I buy ’em to look at the pictures.”

            Herewith, then, a few pictures. Mostly the covers of comic books that feature heroines rather than heroes. I am smitten by how little superheroines wear to work and how rampantly sexist the pictures are. All the more reason, I confess, for buying comic books to look at the pictures. The reasons for my selections appear as captions on the ensuing exhibits.

 

            And while we’re at it, we conclude with a couple pictures, one of which is not of a nearly naked, well-endowed woman.

But the other one is.

 

 

 

PERSIFLAGE AND FURBELOWS

            New Yorker cartoonist Ben Schwartz is, in his spare time, a medical doctor and a lecturer at a medical school. He is also a devoted Spider-Man fan. Sez he: “I think it’s neat that I have a kind of secret identity at the med school. Sometimes I wonder what the students would think if they saw my New Yorker cartoons. Even though I am not a superhero in any way, I do enjoy having a secret identity.”

            “Nobody gets out of life alive.”—Hud

 

 

 

NEWSPAPER COMICS PAGE VIGIL

The Bump and Grind of Daily Stripping

 

Mike Peters’ Mother Goose and Grimm stopped me cold for a few minutes. What’s the joke? At first, I thought all the dog behinds were Grimm’s. But then I noticed different ears, so that couldn’t be the case. And then I remembered that dogs get acquainted by sniffing each other’s butts, and suddenly the “portrait” line made comedic sense.

            Next down the scroll, in J.P. Toomey’s strip about a shark, the shark, Sherman, and his wife and son Herman go on a vacation from sharking by visiting the Great Kahuna, who dutifully turns them into big-nosed humans. While a cynic might say this means Toomey has at last run out of fish jokes, a regular reader of Sherman’s Lagoon knows there is, apparently, no end to jokes about sharks and other underwater denizens—that is, if Toomey has anything to do with it.

            Scott Adams comes up with a beautiful piece of nonsense in Dilbert, and Brian Crane does the same in Pickles. Okay: comics are a visual medium, and verbal jokes don’t exploit the medium’s capacity enough. But I love these flights of verbal fancy nonetheless.

            And finally, in Patrick McDonnell’s Mutts, we end the day on a supremely beatific note. Every day should end with a smile.

 

           

 

BEEFS & BOFFOS

I ORDER A GOODLY quantity of books over the months, and my latest pet peeve is about the condition of the packages when they arrive at my front door. Many of the cardboard boxes are wrapped with heavy-duty tape—completely wrapped, all over, every side and every corner. Getting into the box requires a safecracker’s tool kit. Encasing a cardboard box with industrial strength strapping tape seems to be booksellers’ response to a criticism about the condition of the books inside when they are unwrapped. Used to be, books were often damaged in transit—corners crushed, covers scuffed. But that circumstance is not addressed or eliminated by mummifying the box. It’s not the outside of the box that produces damaged books; it’s what’s inside. Or, rather, what’s not inside. If the book inside is not properly protected with bubblewrap or wads of some sort of padding, it is likely to get dinged and damaged as it bounces through the postal system. So how about it? Protect the book inside the boxes and stop encasing the boxes with impenetrable strapping tape.

 

 

 

CIVILIZATION’S LAST OUTPOST

One of a kind beats everything. —Dennis Miller adv.

LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI is 96 years old this year. A co-founder of San Francisco’s alleged Beatnik bookstore, City Lights, and its companion publishing house, Ferlinghetti wrote some of the poems that became the chansons of the Beat Generation and, hence, favorites of mine. The title of one of the most a propos of his works of this ilk is also the title of the slim 1955 collection in which it appears—A Coney Island of the Mind, just 92 pages in all.

            The title, Ferlinghetti tells us, “is taken from Henry Miller’s Into the Night Life. It is used out of context but expresses the way I felt about these poems when I wrote them—as if they were, taken together, a kind of Coney Island of the mind, a kind of circus of the soul.”

            That’s the way Beats talked and wrote in those days of 1958, the summer I read Jack Kerouac’s On the Road.

            The titles of some of Ferlinghetti’s poems ring changes across the memory. “I Am Waiting” (“I am waiting for the Second Coming ... I am waiting for my number to be called ... I am waiting for the day that maketh all things clear ... I am waiting for Tom Swift to grow up ... I am waiting to get some intimations of immortality by recollecting my early childhood”), “Junkman’s Obbligato” and the erie “Autobiography,” which begins—“I am leading a quiet life in Mike’s Place every day. ...”

            In that poem, Ferlinghetti remembers his travels and things he’s seen—like “Columbus in Barcelona / pointing Westward up the Ramblas / toward the American Express ...” Made no particular impact on me when I first read those lines. But then when I was in Barcelona (during my nautical incarceration), one of the first things I happened upon just after getting off the personnel boat was the square in which, on a column in the middle, Columbus stood, pointing westward—and the American Express building, with its giant blue lettered name, was exactly what he was pointing to.

            Somehow, those lines and that circumstance showed how precisely Ferlinghetti understood. And I was smitten by the notion that somehow Ferlinghetti was a prophet. He was/is not, of course. But he ended the poem perhaps prophetically: “And I may write my own / eponymous epitaph / instructing the horsemen / to pass.”

            Thumbing through this ancient tome, I came across this next poem, which I can copy the words of but cannot array them on the digital page as the poet did on the printed page, indenting wildly from the left margin and from the middle:

           

It was a face which darkness could kill

in an instant

a face as easily hurt

by laughter or light

“We think differently at night,”

she told me once,

lying back languidly

And she would quote Cocteau

“I feel there is an angel in me” she’d say

“whom I am constantly shocking”

 

Then she would smile and look away

light a cigarette for me

sigh and rise

and stretch

her sweet anatomy

let fall a stocking

           

Reading this poem and thinking about leading a quiet life, I’m glad to learn that Ferlinghetti is still among us, even at 96.

 

 

GREGORY CORSO, Allen Ginsberg’s poet friend, sometimes worked in the City Lights bookstore, Colin Robinson tells us in The Guardian (UK), and once, in 1979, he was caught taking money from the store’s cash register. “But after a witness called police, Ferlinghetti tipped Corso off, advising him to leave town. ‘We never called the police on any thief,’ he said. ‘Sometimes we humiliated thieves by pulling their pants down in the store.’”

            “Corso didn’t get off scot-free either,” Robinson goes on, quoting Ferlinghetti: “We took the amount of money he stole from us out of his royalties. I think that was very Buddhist of us.”

 

Yes, it’s nice to know that Ferlinghetti is still among us, even at 96. I sometimes believe we think alike, even at night.

 

****

 

KENNETH REXROTH, however, is dead. Died in 1982 at the young age of 77. Although not a Beat, he was one of those we read, we who pondered the Beat Way. (I never had the patience to read Ginsberg’s Howl.) Rexroth’s “memorial to Dylan Thomas,” who drank himself to death at the Blue Mill in the West Village, was entitled “Thou Shalt Not Kill,” and it begins—:

 

They are murdering all the young men,

For half a century now, every day,

They have hunted them down and killed them.

They are killing them now.

At this minute, all over the world,

They are killing the young men.

They know a thousand way to kill them.

Every year they invent new ones. ....

 

And then it goes on for quite a time, including the following lines, choked with memorable turns of phrase, at various intervals—:

 

They are stoning Stephen,

They are casting him forth from every city in the world.

Under the Welcome sign,

Under the Rotary emblem ....

 

What happened to Robinson,

Who used to stagger down Eighth Street,

Dizzy with solitary gin? ....

And where is Lindsay,

Wise as a dove, innocent

As a serpent, where is he?

Timor mortis conturbat me. ...

Was their end noble and tragic,

Like the mask of a tyrant? ...

He is dead.

The bird of Rhiannon.

He is dead.

In the winter of the heart.

He is Dead.

In the canyons of death,

They found him dumb at last,

In the blizzard of lies.

He never spoke again.

He died.

He is dead. ...

 

There he lies dead,

by the Iceberg of the United Nations.

There he lies sandbagged,

At the foot of the Statue of Liberty. ...

And all the birds of the deep sea rise up

Over the luxury liners and scream,

“You killed him! You killed him.

In your God damned Brooks Brothers suit,

You son of a bitch.”

 

In your goddamned Brooks Brothers suit. And me? I’m living a quiet life, seldom donning a suit by Brooks or anyone else.

 

 

 

READ & RELISH

Herstorian Trina Robbins about the bondage in Golden Age Wonder Woman comics: “Well, the thing is, as a kid I didn’t even notice the bondage. It went totally over my head. Obviously, there are people who noticed it. I think they tended to be grownups. You know, like that soldier who wrote to [Wonder Woman creator William Moulton] Marston [about how he was a bondage fetishist and therefore loved Wonder Woman]. But I didn’t see it. Or if I did see it, I looked at all the other comics. It was traditional in Golden Age comics for people to get tied up. I’ve just been scanning in Girl Commandos drawn by Jill Elgin, and they always get tied up in each comic.”

           

 

 

BOOK MARQUEE  

Previews and Proclamations of Coming Attractions

This department works like a visit to the bookstore. When you browse in a bookstore, you don’t critique books. You don’t even read books: you pick up one, riffle its pages, and stop here and there to look at whatever has momentarily attracted your eye. You may read the first page or glance through the table of contents. All of that is what we do here, starting with—:

 

 

The Graphic Canon: Volume 3

The World’s Great Literature as Comics and Visuals

By Various; Russ Kick, Editor

564 8 ½ x 11-inch pages, color and b/w; 2013 Seven Stories Press, $44.95

THE PURPOSE OF THIS SERIES, as I said before when reviewing Volume 2 at Opus 312, is to show persuasively how great works of literature can be adapted into comics form or visual interpretations. Russ Kick allowed that Tom Pomplun’s Graphic Classics (see Op.312) “has published over twenty volumes of consistently high-quality comic adaptations of literature with each 144-page book devoted to a single writer or genre ... but up to now,” Kick continues in his Introduction to Volume 2, “no one has brought together a huge variety in one place.”

            That’s what he set himself to do. And judging, as he does, from the success of the first volume, he achieved his purpose: “Not only did I set out to find the best artists I could, I wanted a blistering diversity of styles and approaches.” And subsequent volumes have repeated that success.

            The cartoonists in Volume 3 include Robert Crumb, Dame Darcy, Ted Rall, Peter Kuper, Milton Knight and more than 70 others. Among the works interpreted are Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Interpretation of Dreams, If—, John Barleycorn, The Wasteland, The Age of Innocence, The Sound and the Fury, Brave New World, Black Elk Speaks, The Grapes of Wrath, Lord of the Flies, and Lolita (in silent panels by Trevor Alixo Pulos).

            Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness is adapted with symbols rather than pictorial narrative, a not particularly successful choice of devices. Ditto Jack Kerouac’s On the Road. On the other hand, Rebecca Migdall’s interpretation of Kate Chopin’s The Awakening is straight comic strip/comic book format narrative.

            Some adaptations don’t work. Rudyard Kipling’s great poem “If” is interpreted by Frank Hansen in a wholly bigfoot cartoony style, and Lisa Brown’s 2-page adaptation of D.H. Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover turns the whole book into a setup and a punchline. But Milton Knight’s Zora Neale Hurston’s Poker is a beaut, a joyful display of Knight’s magical cartoony style.

            Two interpretations of James Joyce’s Ulysses, which is a verbal masterpiece, not visual at all, shows the folly underlying Kick’s project. The verbal and the visual, while yoked in the comics medium to the advantage of both, are, when unyoked, separate media. Poems, for example, are wholly verbal: their beauty hinting ineffably at moods and feelings and understandings too unspecified for visualization.

            Kick’s offerings often do not translate prose into verbal-visual storytelling; the pictures merely illustrate, they do not help tell the stories. And most of the works are represented only in excerpted bits.

            But the series is a wonderfully ambitious project, and the books are elegantly produced. (Publishers Weekly named Volume 3, which covers the 20th century, of the series one of the best books of the summer of 2013.) In sum, the book is a mixed bag of successes and failures in adapting prose literature to the verbal-visual medium of comics. But the successes are often stunning. And wandering through these pages, assessing the results as we go, is an invigorating experience in comics appreciation in and of itself.

 

 

 

 

Peter Pan

An Interpretation of J.M. Barrie’s Classic by Regis Loisel with Nicholas Rossert

336 9x11-inch pages, color; 2014 Soaring Penguin hardcover, $49.99

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ENGLISH, saith the back cover and interior blurbs, this volume collects the entire 6-volume series that's sold over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. This, however, is not the usual Peter Pan story: it has been fiendishly reinterpreted for an adult audience. This book is not some “innocent alternative” to the Barrie classic: here, says Rich Johnson at Bleeding Cool, “the pirates, the sirens, the Red Indians—everything is caricatured up with a Victorian eye, including the sole black pirate, all played in a bawdy, broad fashion. But the social interplay between them all is fascinating and engaging, with love, death, sex and politics all wildly at play.”

            Before he became Peter Pan, before his arrival to Neverland, Peter was a boy fighting for survival. Born into the harsh Dickensian London suburbs, an alcoholic mother leaving him in a near-orphan state, Peter’s only relief from harsh reality was in listening to the fantastical stories related to him by a friendly neighbor— allowing him to escape temporarily from the darkness of the adult world.

            In his unique take on a well-known tale, Regis Loisel goes into a grim and dark world; his delightful artwork will transport readers to a different world. [And near here, I’ve posted samples of Loisel’s juicy drawings, a comedic vision of Barrie’s make-believe world that pulses with cartoony treatments. A joy to watch.—RCH]

 

 

 

Kremos: The Lost Art of Niso Ramponi: Vols. 1 and 2

By Niso Ramponi

Volume 1: Bodacious Black and White, 200 pp; 2015 Lost Art Books, paperback, $27.95

Volume 2: Curvaceous Color, 260 pp; 2015 Lost Art Books, paperback, $34.95

THIS 2-VOLUME SET, coming in October, is the first collection in English anywhere in the world covering the Italian cartoonist’s entire career. As part of the Lost Art Books imprint, the project was a decade in the making and is the publisher’s ninth collection of never-before-reprinted art.

            Although Ramponi worked under numerous names—Kremos, Niso, Nys O’Ramp— he occupies a singular space as Italy’s premiere pin-up cartoonist, according to the publisher’s promo (which continues, forthwith). From the mid-1940s through the early 1960s, Ramponi’s work was everywhere. In an Allied-occupied Roman, Ramponi and future film legend Frederico Fellini industriously set up shop, collaborating on caricatures to sell to American soldiers. (Ramponi did the backgrounds; Fellini, the likenesses.)

            By the late 1940s (the promo continues), Ramponi found himself in high demand as a movie-poster artist for the likes of Walt Disney and as a gag cartoonist and cover artist for some of Italy’s more irreverent satirical magazines. It was in these sometimes-confiscated periodicals that Ramponi made his name drawing some of the world’s best “good girl” art for over a decade. As contemporary cartoonist Jerry Carr describes in Volume 2’s foreword:

            “Kremos’s work reminds us of the layouts of Hank Ketcham, the polish of Bill Ward, the humor of Dan DeCarlo, and the grace of Jack Cole—while exemplifying something entirely original.”

 

            Eventually, however, beautifully drawn covers were slowly displaced by photography on the newsstands, and in the mid-1960s Ramponi returned to working in animation for the remainder of his career.

            Volume 1 collects over 200 of Kremos’s black and white cartoons with an introduction by Ramponi’s friend and current-day animator, Mario Verger. Volume 2 is in color, with an introduction by Jerry Carr. In both volumes, the art has been carefully restored. Near here are some fragments representing the interiors. Pre-orders at picturethispress.com can get both volumes for $49.95 instead of the combined price, $62.

 

 

 

From McFarland and Company, Publishers

            at mcfarlandpubs.com

WE HAVE AN ARRAY OF BOOKS, all very scholarly with subtitles that are virtual annotations. On comics, such volumes as these: 

It Happens at Comic-Con

The Ages of Wonder Woman (collection of essays), also

Ages of Iron Man, of Avengers, and of X-Men

Grant Morrison and the Superhero Renaissance: Critical Essays

The Comic Art of War: A Critical Study of Military Cartoons, 1805-2014, with a Guide to Artists

Graphic Novels and Comics in the Classroom: Essays on the Educational Power of Sequential Art

Beyond the four-color universe, we have:

The Stewart/Colbert Effect

Robert Downey Jr.: From Brat to Icon: Essays on the Film Career

June Cleaver Was a Feminist: Reconsidering the Female Characters in Early Television

And then there are the terribly sophisticated esoteric tomes like:

Finnish Video Games: A History and Catalog

Neuroscience in Science Fiction Films

The Music of Counter-culture Cinema: A Critical Study of 1960s and 1970s Soundtracks

Jeffrey Hunter: The Film, Televison, Radio and Stager Performances (with a Foreword by Robert Wagner)

Intimacy in Cinema: Critical Essays on English Language Films

The Birth of Top 40 Radio: The Storz Stations’ Revolution of the 1950s and 1960s

Vic and Sade on the Radio: A Cultural History of Paul Rhymer’s Daytime Series, 1932-1944

Bluegrass in Baltimore: The Hard Drivin’ Sound and Its Legacy

Animation Under the Swastika: A History of Trickfilm in Nazi German, 1933-1945

Arthurian Animation: A Study of Cartoon Camelots in Film and Television

 

 

 

PERSIFLAGE AND BADINAGE

Mark Waid about his current writing gig on Archie: “Maybe this is because I’m a comics historian as much as anything else, but I really have a deep-seeded respect for the characters that have been around since before I was born and are probably going to outlive me. My feeling is that it’s not really about me or any other creator coming in to impose his own ego or voice on the comic. It’s about respecting the reason these characters have existed this long. And part of that is that they’re good, strong characters, and you just have to dig in there sometimes and discover what makes them contemporary and 21st century, that’s all.”

 

 

 

ONWARD, THE SPREADING PUNDITRY

The Thing of It Is ...

THE NEXT SEVERAL BITS I mined from the excellent syndicated column of the excellent Leonard Pitts, Jr.; here we go (until further notice, it’s all Pitts, verbatim)—:

            Below are four quotes. Each is from one of two sources: the Bible or the Koran, although, just to make things interesting, there’s also a chance all four are from one book. Two were edited for length and one of those was also edited to remove a religion-specific reference. Your job: identify the holy book of origin. Ready? Go:

            1) “Wherever you encounter [non-believers], kill them, seize them, besiege them, wait for them at every lookout post.”

            2) “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.”

            3) “If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, ‘Let us go and worship other gods’ ... do not yield to him or listen to him. Show him no pity. Do not spare him or shield him. You must certainly put him to death.”

            4) “Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.”

            All right, pens down. How did you do?

            If you identified the first quote as being from the Koran (9:5) and the other three as originating in the Bible (Matthew 10:34, Deuteronomy 13:6-9, Numbers 31:17-18), I congratulate you on that degree in theology. If I have guessed correctly, most people will not have found it easy to place the quotes in their proper books. If I have guessed correctly, most people will have found a certain thematic similarity in them.

 

 

 

ABOUT THE BIBLE AND ITS REPUTED PROHIBITIONS

This piece in The New Yorker by Gregg Esterbrook is too good, too a propos, to let languish at The New Yorker site. Here it is, all Esterbrook—:

            Kim Davis, the clerk of Rowan County, Kentucky, returns to her post soon, after spending five nights in jail and then a few more days recovering at home. A Pentecostal Christian, Davis says “God’s authority” instructs her not to issue licenses for gay marriage, even though the law compels her to. Presidential contenders, including Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee, both fundamentalists, have praised her stance.

            It’s undeniable that the earliest scripture books, the ones Christians call the Pentateuch and Jews call the Torah, don’t like same-sex relations. At the Garden of Eden, God decrees that a man will be the husband and a woman the wife. (See the second and third chapters of Genesis, ideally a scholarly translation such as the New Revised Standard; this article cites the N.R.S.V.) In Leviticus 18:22, the text states, “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.” In 20:13, Leviticus specifies that both parties in male-male sex shall “be put to death.”

            That seems open-and-shut, though one might wonder why Davis, Cruz, Huckabee and the like seek only to deny gays marriage, rather than execute them as God decreed.

            But here’s the thing. Christian theology says the New Testament amends the Old: what happened in the days of the apostles amends what came long before. Acts 13:39: “By this Jesus everyone who believes is set free from all those sins from which you could not be freed by the law of Moses.” (Acts is the founding text of Pentecostalism.) Jesus overturned existing law about sin, the Sabbath, the afterlife and many other matters. His ministry proclaimed “a new covenant, not of letter but of spirit; for the letter kills, but the spirit gives life.” (II Corinthians 3:6.) “Letter” in this context means archaic law—that is, the law Davis, Cruz, and Huckabee want applied today.

            When conservative Christians justify opposition to gay relations by citing ancient scripture, by the most amazing coincidence they don’t mention the other stuff there. The ancient passages that denounce same-sex relations also denounce eating shellfish and trimming one’s beard. The Christian who says God forbids homosexuality – then shaves before going out for dinner at Red Lobster – is speaking from both sides of his mouth.

            In Leviticus, the Old Testament book that calls homosexuality an abomination, God not only sanctions but encourages slavery. Leviticus 25:44–46 , spells out rules for seizing, holding, and selling slaves. And there’s no estate tax: slaves may be kept “as a possession for your children after you, for them to inherit as property.” In Deuteronomy 21:18–21, near the passages on the abomination of same-sex relations, ancient scripture directs that a disobedient child be taken by his parents to the city gate and stoned to death.

            If banning homosexuality is “God’s authority” to a modern Christian, ritual murder of children ought to be as well. So why don’t today’s Judeo-Christians believe in slavery and filicide? For mainstream Jews, some ancient doctrine has been reinterpreted by rabbinical commentary or civil law; for Christians, premises of ancient scripture have been amended. This happened first via the middle prophets Isaiah and Hosea, who came centuries after ancient scripture—biblical tip: the key that unlocks the beauty of Abrahamic faith is the seldom read Book of Hosea—and then through the ministry of the Redeemer.

            What does the New Testament say about homosexuality and gay marriage? Silence on the latter; on the former, there’s one reference. In his Letter to the Romans, verses 1:26-27, Paul observes of idol worshippers, “Their women exchanged natural intercourse for unnatural, and in the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error.”

            Conservatives prefer translations, such as the God’s Word Bible, that substitute “perversion” for “error.” Yet many church-married, monogamous, man-woman, devout Christian couples engage in acts once thought perversion. Beyond this, Paul frowned on all sexual interaction, including by men and women married to each other (I Corinthians 7:29.) The apostles evinced no interest in any form of carnality. Jesus never wed, and if he experienced erotic longing, the specifics are lost to history. The Old Testament is chock-full with lust and rape: by the New Testament, it’s as if sex has gone out of style. Those who beheld Jesus bathed in the glory of the resurrection believed the long-dreamt golden age about to arrive. Sex just didn’t seem terribly important compared to that.

            At any rate, the key word in Romans is not “perversion;” rather, “natural.” The science of the question of what a person’s natural sexual preferences are is unsettled, but tends toward the idea that people are born that way. If we are born with our sexuality, either it is a gift from God or evolved naturally. And if same-sex attraction is natural, then it is in concord with the New Testament.

            Of course, believers of all stripes pick and choose. Liberal Christians avert their eyes from Christ’s near-absolute ban on divorce, in Matthew 5:32. Wealthy Christians ignore their Redeemer’s warning that the rich are barred from heaven, in Matthew 19:24. Most Christians would rather not know that Jesus said to give to panhandlers, in Luke 6:30. Right now, the mainly Christian leaders of the European Union don’t seem concerned that Jesus said that only helping the destitute counts in the eyes of God. (Christ says, in Luke 6:33, “If you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same.”)

            Republican candidates thumping their chests about how admirably Christian they are skip the fact that Christ banned exactly such puffery. (Matthew 6:1 reads, “Beware of practicing your piety before others in order to be seen by them; for then you have no reward from your Father in heaven.”) The Israeli right pounds the table about ancient scripture, but skips Exodus 22:21: “You shall not wrong or oppress a resident alien, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt.”

            In the eight hundred thousand words of the Bible, one can find a verse to support just about anything. Even so, it’s disturbing that contemporary Christian conservatives lash out against homosexuality by calling on ancient divine pronouncements of anger, rather than upon the serene divinity who offered the world unconditional forgiveness.

            Voicing the thoughts of the serene God in John 15:12, Jesus summed up Christian theology in one sentence: “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you.” Once, God was full of anger; ultimately, the Maker cared solely about love. Why don’t today’s Christian conservatives understand that the second part amends the first part?

 

 

RCH—Because they’re too busy reading the Bible to understand it.

 

 

 

WE’RE ALL BROTHERS, AND WE’RE ONLY PASSIN’ THROUGH

Sometimes happy, sometimes blue,

But I’m so glad I ran into you---

Tell the people that you saw me, passin’ through

 

Brad Anderson, 1924 - 2015

Bradley Jay Anderson, who created the world’s biggest and funniest cartoon dog, Marmaduke, died August 30 in Woodlands, Texas, at 91. At its most widely circulated, Marmaduke, a single-panel cartoon on weekdays, a strip on Sundays, appeared in over 500 newspapers in the United States and in Germany, Sweden, Greece, England and other countries.

            Anderson liked to think that his cartoon’s essential appeal was that Marmaduke wasn’t a cartoon dog: “He’s not a talking dog,” the cartoonist said. “He doesn’t have a speech balloon above his head. He doesn’t walk on his hind legs. He walks and does things a real dog would do.”

            And so, as Emily Langer observed in the Washington Post, Anderson “portrayed the antics of a perpetually in-the-way dog and his long-suffering and loving family,” the Winslows, whom the happily galumphing Marmaduke drove nearly crazy by simply behaving like a dog. Commenting on the dog’s pedigree, Langer continued (in italics), Anderson said that Marmaduke was inspired by his mother’s pet, a large boxer Anderson described as “quite a clown.”

            “My stepdad used to dress him up, put hats on him, neckties, scarves — and the dog seemed to like it,” Anderson told the Dallas Morning News in 1999. “But I wanted a larger dog,” he continued, “I wanted a dog that doesn’t know it’s a big dog, because big dogs don’t realize how large they are. They want to sit in your lap.”

            The Great Dane breed suited him, Anderson said, because a short-haired dog was easier to sketch than a long-haired one.

            Many pet owners recognized their own amusing experiences in Mr. Anderson’s comic strip.

            “I get a lot of letters from people who are in retirement homes, and sometimes they can’t keep a dog anymore, so this is their pet,” Anderson told the Dallas newspaper. “They watch the paper for it, and they clip it out and put it in scrapbooks.”

            Anderson, an animal lover, had many pets over the years. Explaining how he got his ideas, he told an interviewer for the publication American Profile, “I try to think like a dog.”

            Born in Jamestown, New York, on May 14, 1924, Anderson started drawing at an early age and sold his first cartoon to Flying Aces magazine while still in highschool, according to yourconroenews.com in tracing the cartoonist’s life and career. After graduation in 1943 from Brocton Central School in Brocton, New York, Anderson joined the U.S.Navy during World War II, serving in the Pacific Theater as a Motor Machinist's Mate First Class in charge of the engine room of the USS LCI(I)-744, a Landing Craft Infantry ship, during some of the biggest naval campaigns of the war. He also contributed cartoons to various USN publications.

            After his discharge, Brad attended Syracuse University on the GI bill and was an art director and cartoonist for the campus magazine, The Syracusan. He also worked for and later headed the university's graphic arts department. Graduating with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree and a major in advertising in 1951, he then joined an advertising agency, but he soon decided to make cartooning a full time career. He freelanced cartoons to The Saturday Evening Post, Collier's and other magazines.

            In 1954, he took over Ann Mossler’s syndicated strip Grandpa's Boy, continuing it until about 1980 (some sources say he no longer did it after the 1960s).

            Also in 1954, he created the cartoon panel about the loveable but mischievous Marmaduke. Anderson loved drawing Marmaduke and over the years included his family, friends from his childhood in Chautauqua County, New York, and his own dogs and cats in the cartoon. The outpouring of fan letters led Anderson to add Doggone Funny to the Sunday page, a final panel in the strip in which Anderson recorded the information sent to him by dog owners sharing the antics of their own dogs.

            Anderson was honored by his peers of the National Cartoonists Society with the Reuben Division Award for Best Newspaper Panel Cartoon in 1978 and Milton Caniff Lifetime Achievement Award in 2013. Over two dozen books of his daily panel and Sunday strips have been published. And  Marmaduke was a Saturday cartoon show with Heathcliff, the subject of a motion picture, and featured on Animal Planet's “Breed All About It” and “Dogs 101.”

            For the last several years, Anderson’s son Paul has assisted on Marmaduke, eventually doing all the drawing. No news yet on whether the feature will continue in syndication.

 

 

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