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| Opus 172:
           Opus 172 (November
          14, 2005). This week’s hare-raising harvest of news and reviews includes
          several Large and Important Items—namely, reviews of the animated “Boondocks,” The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, and The Complete Dennis the Menace, plus
          news about Stephen King writing for Marvel, a long-lost book of Crockett
          Johnson’s found, and a few thoughts about Rosa Parks. Sprinkled generously
          along the way are numerous other Fascinating Factoids and reviews of a baker’s
          dozen funnybooks. In order, here’s what’s here: our annual Report on how well we did over the last twelve months in supplying
          you with comics news and reviews and cartooning lore; NOUS R US —manga poised to invade newspapers, a batch of authorial
          talent recruited at Marvel, Crockett Johnson’s long-lost book, Jerry
            Siegel’s disaffected son speaks up, Alan Moore takes his name off
          everything he doesn’t own, the fight for Skippy goes on, Disney and Pixar in
          negotiation; STEPHEN KING and Robert
          Browning join Marvel; COMIC STRIP WATCH —newly
          launched strips achieve modest success despite the plethora of legacy strips,
          and the winner of the Weasel award; BOONDOCKS
            ON TV —McGruder rampant, offensive language, political posturing, and
          tactical maneuvering; REPRINCE —The Complete Calvin and Hobbes reviewed
          with quotes from Watterson’s introduction, The
            Complete Dennis the Menace and Ketcham’s achievement, a new FoxTrot book; FUNNYBOOK FAN FARE —reviewed are Revelations, Loveless, Jack Cross, Fell, Paris, Army of Darkness,
              Advent Rising, Wha...Huh?, Shaolin Cowboy, Y: The Last Man, and Gotham Central; ROSA PARKS —the legend and the facts; and a few vicious swipes at
          the Bush League and our do-nothing Congress. Without further adieu, here’s how
          we did last year—
             
          
   
  
   Annual Stock-taking and Bean
          Counting
           You may have noticed, I
          hope, that we’ve been assaulting you with persiflage and bagatelles
          persistently last month. Obviously, we’re trying to compensate for the total
          loss of September due to computer malfeasance. Our contract, after all, calls
          for approximately bi-weekly visits, and we missed every week in the ninth
          month. In the tenth month, however, we posted three Rants & Raves and three Hindsights. So we hope you think you’ve been adequately compensated for the September
          deficiency.
                       The year as a whole was better than last year. From
          November 2004 through October 2005, we posted 23 installments of Rants & Raves (22 last year) and, in
          the gratuitous bonus division, 11 Hindsight articles (10 last year). That’s a total of 34 visitations for the year. We
          promised to post something nearly every other week and if there are 52 weeks in
          the year, that’s 26 times; so we’re doing better than we promised we would.
          Monthly page averages are similarly outstanding (even if we say so ourselves): Rants & Raves averaged 40 pages a
          month. What other magazine on comics gives you 40 pages a month? What a bargain
          at $1.32/month! Hindsights add
          another 8 pages per month, or 48 pages per month, total.
                       Despite the flip tone herewith, we’re not bragging: we’re
          merely hoping to demonstrate having achieved the value you bargained for when
          you subscribed. The quantity anyhow; about the quality, you must be the judge.
          I keep saying “we” as if there were more than one of us, and there is. This
          website is designed (handsomely, I think) and operated (faithfully, without
          question) by my partner, Jeremy Lambros, who holds forth from Los Angeles. Jeremy handles all the technical
          machinations—subscription accounts, book purchasing, posting articles and
          installments and illustrations, everything but the actual writing of the
          material and selection of illustrations. Oh, and I mail the Harvey-authored
          books from here, Rancid Raves Central, whenever he tells me we’ve sold
          something. The used book sales are handled entirely by me, sales and shipping.
          Opus One of R&R is dated May 5,
          1999; so we’ve been doing this, Jeremy and I, for five-and-a-half years, with
          amazing regularity. Well, I’m amazed anyhow. In this throw-away culture of
          ours, very little lasts for five-and-a-half years. But we do. Proving that
          Rancid Raves are forever. And we’re glad you’re still with us. No one has
          cancelled, by the way, that I know of; and the number of subscribers has
          steadily increased.
                       And if anyone is looking for a reliable webmaster, let me
          recommend my partner, who can be reached at webmaster@rcharvey.com.
             
          
   
  
   Comic Strip Watch
           Once more, you must admit
          that I was wrong. Again. When, in Op. 171, I asserted strenuously than Jen Seng was drawing Aaron McGruder’s strip these days, I
          was dating myself. Seng was, indeed, the first of McGruder’s drawing
          assistants, beginning sometime in mid-2003 (or so I believe). But, I am
          informed, she and McGruder parted ways last year, and Carl Jones is the current illustrator of The Boondocks —and has been for over a year, methinks. No, no one
          yelled at me about this: I found out by my lonesome, diligently fact-checking
          myself as the flotsam and jetsam of information drifted by in the daily ebb and
          flow of news.
           
          
   
  
   NOUS R US
           Come January, a half-dozen
          or more North American newspapers will start carrying manga in their Sunday comics sections, which, if all goes according
          to the marketeers’ fond plans, will soon be awash in doe-eyed women in frilly,
          short-skirted outfits and effeminate-looking long-haired heroes, the usual ingredients
          in Japanese comics. We don’t have to look far for an explanation for this new
          venture: newspapers are desperate to attract young readers, and manga-style
          comics in this country are astonishingly popular with teens, particularly young
          girls. Said John Glynn, vice president at Universal Press Syndicate, which is
          distributing two of the new strips: “We thought if teens and young kids are
          reading manga, then why don’t we get something in the paper that teens want to
          read?” Canny, eh? Yuri Kageyama of the Associated Press notes that the average
          age of newspaper readers is 53 “and climbing—hardly a recipe for circulation
          growth.” Too many of the comics carried by newspapers have “an older
          following,” said Kirk Lapointe, managing editor of the Vancouver Sun, one of the papers that will begin running the manga
          strips. He admires manga for their artistry, which, he believes, will
          “contribute to the graphical beauty of the paper over-all.” The only two
          manga-style strips presently in the offing are both produced by Americans who
          have become enamored of the Far Eastern visualizing mannerisms. Van Von Hunter, by Ron Kaulfersch and Mike Schwark, is a horror spoof, said Kageyama, “about a warrior
          and his female sidekick who dress in Gothic-inspired costumes and are on a
          mission to fight evil.” Peach Fuzz,
          drawn by Lindsay Cibos, concerns the
          efforts of a nine-year-old, Amanda, to become friends with her pet ferret,
          Peach, “who harbors delusions of being a pampered, veil-donning princess.”
                         Stuart Levy, CEO of Tokyopop, a leading distributor of manga, was born in Los Angeles but went to
          Japan in 1989 and realized, Kageyama noted, that the manga he saw all around
          him was “hot as a lifestyle statement, touching on fashion and music, in the
          same way hip hop has defined a cultural attitude.” Said Levy: “Manga is the
          core of this kind of lifestyle and culture, which is becoming a global trend.”
          In this country, CosmoGirl magazine,
          the top circulation teen publication, began running manga produced by Levy’s
          company last August. Harlequin Romances are coming out in manga form. And
          Papercutz is already publishing Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys in manga-style
          comics and graphic novels. Manga is less a genre than a storytelling style, and
          the style, if I’m to judge from the books of it that I’ve seen, is slow-moving
          and introspective, not qualities that I can see being readily appreciated on a
          once-a-week basis: in Sunday manga comic strips, less will happen at greater
          intervals, not traits designed to sustain readership. But we must at least
          credit newspaper editors for understanding that the comics are a part of their
          product that appeals to readers. Maybe manga will demand more space, and that
          will lead to ... well, who knows what?
                       Marvel Comics is attracting more and more authors from
          other genre to the four-color fold. The big coup is Stephen King (about which, more below), but others include: Damon Lindelof, co-creator of the tv
          series “Lost,” who will write a Hulk series, starting in December; Daniel Knauf, creator of HBO’s “Carnivale,”
          will do six issues of The Ultimate Iron
            Man, starting in Spring 2006; David
              Morrell, whose novel First Blood introduced
          Rambo to the world, will write Captain America for an arc; Eric Jerome Dickey, author of Thieves’
            Paradise and others (seven of which made the New York Times bestseller list), will write a six-issue series of X-Men starring Storm, debuting in
          February; not to mention Jonathan Lethem and Charlie Huston. Marvel
          ed-in-chief Joe Quesada has been
          recruiting “serious talent” like this for some time. Said he: “I see it as a
          prime opportunity to expand not only the comic-reading fan base but also to
          bring more talent and new voices into what has been for so very long a very
          incestuous field. That inbreeding led to insular stories that were impenetrable
          to all but the hardiest of fanmen. Print enough titles like that, and you’ll
          find that you’ll have an incredibly happy but rapidly shrinking fan base.” And
          that, I submit, is precisely what’s been happening at Marvel for several years.
          They’ve managed to re-invigorate their superhero universe somewhat with Marvel
          Knights and similar min-series, but it’s still just more longjohn legions,
          pounding each other harder and harder. At DC, meanwhile, we have such
          departments as America’s Best and Homage, taking superheroics into new realms,
          and the Vertigo imprint venturing off into non-superhero fiction—all of which
          is going beyond the traditional arena of comic book stories and into a region
          hitherto unexplored, namely, adult literature. Alas, except for King, the
          influx of fiction authors at Marvel seems aimed, still, at superhero stories.
          Could be that all those authors, with an eye on what Hollywood has been doing
          lately with funnybook characters, hope to get some of what they’re writing up on
          the big screen. That may be the attraction: they’re doing comics as a way of
          storyboarding stories for motion picture treatment. As for King, he’s doing it,
          I suspect, out of a lifelong affection for the medium. And his comic book
          advent may work a change on the medium akin to that wreaked by the movies.
                       Magic Beach is
          the title of a book done in the late 1950s by Crockett Johnson, creator of the famed Barnaby comic strip and of several children’s books starring
          Harold, a kid with a purple crayon. Johnson had done four Harold books when his
          editor at Harper asked him to use the same character in a book for slightly
          older children to be released in the publisher’s “I Can Read” series. Johnson
          produced a tale inspired by the legendary Fisher King, but his editor decided
          the book was not for children and turned it down. Johnson eventually sold it to
          Holt, and it was published in 1965 as Castles
            in the Sand —but not with Johnson’s illustrations. Now, after almost
          half-a-century, Johnson’s book is being published by Front Street Books with
          his drawings, pencil sketches reproduced from the dummy he manufactured to show
          Harper. The dummy was discovered by Johnson’s biographer, Philip Nel at Kansas
          State University, and he showed it to Front Street’s Stephen Roxburgh, who
          knew—“instantly,” he says—that he wanted to publish it. The art in the book is
          shot from the pencil drawings, using a “full color” process that preserves even
          the ghosts of preliminary sketches that lurk behind the finished ones. Said
          Roxburgh: “It gives the lines a little more weight,” which, he surmises,
          preserves the richness, fullness, and graduated subtlety of the pencil
          pictures.
                       In South Africa, former president Nelson Mandella has
          authorized the publication of his biography in a nine-issue series of comic
          books, aimed at preserving the iconic Mandella’s legacy. “You know you are
          really famous when becoming a comic character,” Mandella joked at the October
          28 launch of the series. ... Michael Siegel, son of the Superman co-creator, has finally spoken out about his father,
          supplying author Gerard Jones with enough fresh insights that Jones revised
          portions of his book, The Men of Tomorrow,
          for its paperback edition, which arrived in bookstores on October 31. Among the
          new information: the Siegels moved back to Cleveland from New York because
          Jerry couldn’t meet his deadlines; and refutation of the long-standing
          tradition that Jerry’s second wife, Joanne, was the model for Lois Lane. Judging from Michael
          Sangiacomo’s story in the Cleveland Plain
            Dealer, Michael Siegel’s new information does not treat his father kindly.
          And we ought to view the new information with a certain skepticism: Michael is
          apparently not fond of his father and is bitter about not having enough money
          to finish college, becoming, ultimately, a plumber; and if he’s bitter, how
          accurate are his statements about his father likely to be? ... Michael Kilian, a veteran newsman with
          the Chicago Tribune who has been
          writing Dick Tracy for Dick Locher since the syndicate pulled
          the strip away from Max Allen Collins more
          than a decade ago, died on October 26. Kilian, in addition to his 40-year
          career as a journalist, wrote fiction, 24 books—Civil War mysteries and novels
          about the Cold War and several Jazz Age mysteries about the Roaring Twenties.
                       Alan Moore, unhappy
          with the way the movie “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” turned out, demanded
          that his name be taken off all films based on his work, and he’s refusing to
          take money for any of it. And when filmmaker Joel Silver told the press that
          Moore was happy with the way “V for Vendetta” is going, that really pissed off
          the famously reclusive British comics writer, and he now wants his name taken
          off all of his published work that he doesn’t own. From Heidi MacDonald’s PW Comics Week story: Despite all this,
          “Moore remains good-humored for the most part. Asked if he feels prescient
          [because 1985's Vendetta is about
          terrorist bombings in London], he says, ‘I wouldn’t like to claim I was being
          prescient, but that said, it is pretty clear I have a direct line to God, and I
          know every moment of the future before it happens.’ He also points out that
          America’s current preoccupation with terrorism is nothing new for Brits. If
          Americans are more worried about dying in an Islamic jihad than a nuclear
          winter, ‘no offense, but that is perhaps more of an American perception than a
          global one,’ [Moore said]. ‘You have to remember that over here there were
          teenagers being taken out of cellar bars in separate carrier bags all through
          the ’70s and ’80s because of the war in Northern Ireland. In that case, the IRA
          were largely being supported by donations from America. That was why I was a
          bit worried when George Bush said he was going to attack people who supported
          terrorism, I thought, ‘Oh my god—Chicago is going to be declared a rogue state,
          and they’ll hunt down Teddy Kennedy.’” Moore’s watershed Watchmen, meticulously rendered by Dave Gibbons, was listed at the top of the list of ten of Time magazine’s top 100 novels “since
          1923" in the October 24 issue; commentator Lev Grossman called it “a work
          of ruthless psychological realism ... a landmark in the graphic novel medium.”
          And Entertainment Weekly called it
          the Citizen Kane of comics. Soon, probably, we can stop taking note of such
          accolades in general circulation periodicals: until recently, recognitions like
          this were so rare as to be benchmarks, but now, they’ve become so everyday that
          they mean less—albeit still reinforcement of the cultural status, but no longer
          rare.
                       A little over a year ago, in April 2004, we reported in
          our Hindsight department that Joan Crosby Tibbetts had reached the end of the
          legal road she’s been traveling for decades, seeking redress from the
          manufacturers of Skippy peanut butter for their use without permission of her cartoonist
          father’s celebrated comic strip character. (Details in Hindsight, “Percy Crosby and Skippy: The Great Peanut
            Butter Crime.”) Well, not quite. Tibbetts’ civil suit went to the Supreme
          Court without favorable resolution. But she tells me that a criminal case is
          looming—that is, a case in which it can be demonstrated that the peanut butter
          company, Rosefield, committed deliberate theft, a crime. So all is not lost.
          There’s a chance, yet, that the guilty may be punished and the deprived
          compensated. I’m not lawyerly enough to sort through all the nuances, but it
          appears that Rosefield persisted in using the Skippy name and the board fence
          so distinctive to Crosby’s comic strip logo even after January 1934, when the
          cartoonist won a lawsuit against Rosefield that denied Rosefield the right to
          register Skippy as a corporate name and identity. Although the current owners
          of Skippy peanut butter may attempt to deny their appropriation of the comic
          character (and they revised the label on the jar some years ago to eliminate
          the distinctive Skippy board fence), a new book of peanut butter recipes, The Magic of Peanut Butter, published
          under the auspices of Unilever, the current owner, reviews the history of
          Skippy peanut butter and prints a picture of the original label, fence and all.
          The history also conveniently neglects to mention the 1934 decision in which
          the manufacturer was prohibited from using the Skippy name, claiming instead
          that Rosefield successfully registered and copyrighted the name. For the full
          story on this sordid caper, visit www.skippy.com. In the
          meantime, cross your fingers and hope.
                       “Chicken Little,” the first film to come out of Disney’s
          revamped animation studio, may shape the future of the company, which is
          currently in negotiation with Steven Jobs to extend the distribution
          relationship with Jobs’ Pixar. If the film does well at the box office, it will
          prove Disney is not dependent upon Pixar to create viable new characters, and
          Disney’s negotiating hand will be strengthened; if the film does poorly—not
          likely, according to Laura M. Holson of the New
            York Times —the reverse would happen, giving Jobs greater leverage. ... Brian Hibbs doesn’t expect to have to
          buy any drinks for himself at comic conventions and industry events for the
          next year or so. The class action suit he initiated in 2002 against Marvel
          Comics resulted in the company’s issuing $1.5 million in credits to Hibbs and
          other comic shop retailers, all of whom are grateful to Hibbs, who operates
          Comix Experience in San Francisco. Comic shops are notoriously shoestring
          operations, and Marvel, by refusing to accept returns on books that were
          shipped late or whose content was not as advertised, drove many retailers to
          the wall—and some out of business altogether. Marvel’s present practices are
          improved, Hibbs said. ... Meanwhile, Marvel’s superheroes continue to take over
          the known universe with licensing deals hither
          and yon. The latest is with Teshkeel Media Group to distribute Marvel product
          in Arabic in the Middle East and North Africa, where over 50 percent of the 250
          million population is under the age of 24. Last year, Spider-Man invaded India.   
                         Eight portraits of Doonesbury characters, framed and signed by Garry
          Trudeau, will be auctioned off, live, on e-bay to raise money for the
          Fisher House Foundation, sponsor of Fisher House, the “home away from home” for
          families of patients in major military and VA hospitals. Andrews McMeel, the
          parent company for Universal Press, Trudeau’s syndicate, donated ten portraits
          to the Foundation; the other two were  part of Washington D.C.-based radio station WMAL’s November 10 giving
          campaign.
                       Signe
          Wilkinson of the Philadelphia Daily News, the first woman
            to win the Pulitzer for political cartooning (in 1992), is offering a
            collection of 50 of her cartoons in an on-demand book entitled One Nation, Under Surveillance ($12.49
            at www.lulu.com) by way of celebrating her 20th year
            with the Daily News. Says Wilkinson
            in the book’s Foreword: “This collection is for fellow paranoids who think that
            we have long since given private companies and the federal government way too
            much power over our lives.”
               
          
   
  
   UNDER THE SPREADING PUNDITRY
           Now Where Have I Heard That Before?
           “I don’t think anyone
          anticipated a breach of the levees.” —George W. (“Witless”) Bush
           “I don’t think anybody could
          have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked
          airplane as a missile.” —Condoleezza Rice
                       No imagination there.
                       
           MARVEL AND STEPHEN KING AND ROBERT BROWNING
           The story of how one of the
          world’s top fantasy writers was engaged to produce material for a comic book
          company reads like a comic book story. Or a Hollywood movie. At a comic
          convention some time ago, Marvel’s Joe
            Quesada was on a panel presentation and was asked if he could have one
          writer, who it would be. And he said, without hesitation, “Stephen King.”
          Whereupon, that got back to King, and before any of the astonished minions at
          Marvel knew it, they were in deep discussions with King and his agent about
          what sort of thing King might do in funnybooks. “We knew right from the onset
          that Mr. King wanted to do a Dark Tower series,” Quesada told Newsarama.com
          during a regular Joe Friday exchange recently. King came to the Marvel offices
          to discuss story ideas, Quesada said: “Mr. King just kind of looked up at the
          ceiling, and off the top of his head, started rattling off stories and stories
          and stories. He was telling about parts where Roland would go and do this and
          such, and then meet the villain here, and on and on. Literally, in ten minutes,
          he rattled off enough stories to fill up roughly four or five trade paperbacks.
          He just did it offhand—the stories just poured out of him, and all of them,
          middle, beginnings and ends. It was amazing to watch, and basically, hear
          Stephen King tell us original stories that no one, before then, had ever
          heard.” King, apparently, will not do the final scripting: he’ll plot the
          stories and have final approval of scripts completed by another writer. The
          books will be illustrated by Jae Lee,
          “the only person who can do it justice,” Quesada said. King apparently agrees,
          saying: “I love Jae Lee’s work, and I think this is going to be a dynamite
          partnership. Frankly, I can’t wait. As a lifelong fan of Marvel comic books,
          and as an adult reader who’s seen comics ‘come of age’ and take their rightful
          place in the world of fantasy and science fiction, I’m excited to be a part of
          Roland’s new incarnation.” Lee’s pencils will be finished, I gather, by Richard
          Isanove, who is charged with “making it look like something unique.” The first
          of the series will appear in April 2006, with a six-issue hardcover compilation
          to arrive in time for Christmas later in the year.  Based upon King’s epic Dark Tower series of novels, the comic
          books are expected to expand on various events that have merely been alluded to
          in the novel series, focusing, initially, on Roland’s youth, when he earns his
          guns as “the gunslinger.”
                         Quesada quite rightly sees King’s participation in comic
          book production as a possible watershed event. “This is huge,” he said, “—a
          huge chance for comics to reach a lot of new people. ... Not just Marvel, but
          the comics industry.” He elaborated: “This is the kind of thing that can bring
          new readers to the comic book format—whether they show up at the comic book
          store or the book store for the trade collection, we’re going to get them
          hooked in,” he vowed. “Hopefully, we’ll have more people coming into the medium
          and getting hooked, not just on the great Dark Tower stories we’ll be telling,
          and not just on Marvel titles, but on comics. This will open a door that maybe
          wasn’t open for this large an audience before. Hopefully, they’ll come through,
          enjoy Dark Tower, and look around while they’re here.” Quesada said he’s often
          asked if he thinks there’s a license “out there” that could help the comic
          business, drawing in more people. “This is that license,” he said. “We’re
          dealing with a lot of people—not all, but a lot of people—who’ve never read a
          comic before, or who have a preconceived notion of what comics are and what
          comics do. So, we want to break those preconceptions as soon as possible. In
          that regard, from the very first page of this book, we want it to look and feel
          like something special—it has to live up to the quality of the novels. That’s a
          lot of the reason we put this into the hands of one of the top artists in the
          industry.” King’s coming could, indeed, change the nature of the comic book
          genre.
                       King’s inspiration, incidentally, comes, as he says, from
          a poem by England’s 19th century poet, Robert Browning, “Childe
          Roland to the Dark Tower Came.” “This nightmare poem,” as the editors of the Oxford Book of English Literature call
          it, “had no allegorical purpose, according to Browning, but the phantasmagoria
          is so powerful as to invite many allegorizings. W.C. DeVane traced much of the
          landscape to one chapter of a book Browning had memorized as a boy, Gerard de
          Lairesse’s The Art of Painting in All Its
            Branches. The chapter’s title, ‘Of Things Deformed and Broken,’ might be a
          motto to the poem. However the poem is interpreted, its universal appeal seems
          to center upon its vision of a willfully ruined quester, whose own strength of
          imagination has become a deforming and breaking agent, and who calls into
          question the meaningfulness of all premeditated human action.” The poem’s title
          is from Shakespeare’s King Lear,
          III.iv.173. A childe is a well-born
          youth who is a candidate for knighthood. Roland is apparently the last of the
          questers, all of whom failed, one by one, before him. When I first read the
          poem, I saw Roland as a young knight; King, evidently, sees him as a figure in
          the Old West, the proverbial gunslinger.
                       Here are a few stanzas from the poem—the first three, one
          from near the end, and the last two, which ring with a strange despair.
           
          
   
  
   I.
           My first thought was, he
          lied in every word,
           That hoary cripple, with
          malicious eye
           Askance to watch the working
          of his lie
           On mine, and mouth scarce
          able to afford
           Suppression of the glee,
          that pursed and scorned
           Its edge, at one more victim
          gained thereby.
           II.
           What else should he be set
          for, with his staff?
           What, save to waylay with
          his lies, ensnare
           All travelers who might find
          him posted there,
           And ask the road? I guessed
          what skull-like laugh
           Would break, what crutch ’gin
          write my epitaph
           For pastime in the dusty
          thoroughfare,
           
          
   
  
   III.
           If at his counsel I should
          turn aside
           Into that ominous tract
          which, all agree,
           Hides the Dark Tower. Yet
          acquiescingly
           I did turn as he pointed;
          neither pride
           Nor hope rekindling at the
          end descried,
           So much as gladness that
          some end might be.
           
          
   
  
   XXVII
           And just as far as ever from
          the end!
           Nought in the distance but
          the evening, nought
           To point my footstep
          further! At the thought,
           A great black bird,
          Apollyon’s bosom-friend,
           Sailed past, nor beat his
          wide wing dragon-penned
           That brushed my
          cap—perchance the guide I sought.
           
          
   
  
   XXX
           Burningly it came on me all
          at once,
           This was the place! Those
          two hills on the right,
           Crouched like two bulls
          locked horn in horn in fight;
           While to the left, a tall
          scalped mountain ... Dunce,
           Dotard, a-dozing at the very
          nonce,
           After a life spent training
          for the sight!
           
          
   
  
   XXXIII
           Not hear? When noise was
          everywhere! It tolled
           Increasingly like a bell.
          Names in my ears
           Of all the lost adventurers
          my peers,—
             How such a one was strong,
          and such was bold,
           And such was fortunate, yet
          each of old
           Lost, lost! One moment
          knelled the woe of years.
           
          
   
  
   XXXIV
           There they stood, ranged
          along the hill-sides, met
           To view the last of me, a
          living frame
           For one more picture in a
          sheet of flame
           I saw them and I knew them
          all. And yet
           Dauntless the slug-horn to
          my lips I set,
           And blew. ‘Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.’
               
          
   
  
   I dunno about you, but I can feel the reason that
          King liked this poem. It’s right there, between
           my shoulder blades—the shudder.
           
          
   
  
   Civilization’s Last Outpost
           One of the top newsstories
          the first week in November was about how the Halliburton White House tries to
          manipulate the News Cycle—in this case, by announcing the nomination of Sam
          Alito to the Supreme Court on Monday in order to knock stories about Scooter
          Libby’s indictment off the front pages and out of 24/7 tv news. The reporters
          gleefully regaling us with this “story” were apparently oblivious to the fact
          obvious to all of us: it worked. Are the news minions really that Pavlovian?
          Give them a newsstory and they run with it, regardless of its implications?
          “Hey, guys—watch this space and you’ll see us being manipulated, and then
          you’ll see us report about how we’re being manipulated, and then ...” The mind
          boggles.
                       Speaking of the mind boggling, we’ve clearly reached a
          watershed place in the steady progress of civilization towards greater and
          greater sophistication and wisdom: at this point in our development as cogent
          beings, we can safely give up indoctrinating the Young and, instead, present
          them with alternatives to choose from. And so we can offer Intelligent Design
          as an alternative explanation for all life on the planet thereby enabling the
          otherwise unformed Young to choose between ID and Darwin’s theory of evolution.
          And while we’re about it, surely we should offer alternatives in history as
          well as in science. In history, for example, we can deny that the Holocaust
          ever took place as well as recounting how it happened. They’re both just
          theories of history, after all.
                       According to an article in the November issue of Mother Jones, a British pharmaceutical
          company has developed “a pure extract of pot that comes in a pharmacy-friendly
          bottle and is designed to be sprayed into the mouth.” Can’t beat that.
                       And this came to me via the e-net: As you walk up the
          steps to the building in Washington D.C. that houses the U.S. Supreme Court,
          you can see a frieze over the colonnaded entry facade. The sculpted frieze
          depicts a row of history’s famous law givers, and each one is facing towards
          the central figure, who looks out at us: it’s Moses, and he’s holding those
          fabled tablets listing the Ten Commandments. Right up there, over the doorway
          to the Supreme Courthouse. And the Ten Commandments appear again in the building—engraved
          on the oaken doors that lead into the courtroom and on the wall behind the
          Supreme Bench. We amaze ourselves with every act of unintended hypocrisy.
                       According to Yahoo News, the number of African-American
          soldiers is shrinking. Black Americans made up 29% of the enlisted personnel in
          the Army in 2000; today, only 25%. That’s down 15% (I don’t do the math here:
          I’m just quoting the story); the same is true of the Marines, where the figure
          is down 23%, and the Air Force, where it’s down 11%. The Navy is about the
          same. Factors that account for this include a rise in Black college attendance
          and the greater unpopularity of the Iraq War among African-Americans than among
          whites. At the same time, Hispanics in the Army have increased from 9% to 11%.
                       Just after Hallowe’en, I was delighted to learn that 35
          million pounds of candy corn will be produced this year in the U.S.
           
          
   
  
   COMIC STRIP WATCH
           In the current (November)
          issue of Editor & Publisher, Dave
          Astor assesses the vitality of a dozen or more of the comic strips introduced
          in the last five years and finds, to his surprise perhaps, that several have
          managed to become popular despite a foreboding marketplace. “With newspaper
          feature budgets tight and older comics taking up lots of space,” Astor writes,
          “it’s tough for fresh material to break into the funny pages.” Subscribing
          lists grow more slowly these days, according to Jay Kennedy, King Features
          editor-in-chief. But they do grow—enough that syndicates apparently regard
          strips with as few as 65 client papers as successful. A long-standing tradition
          in the syndicate business used to be that the income from a comic strip isn’t
          enough to keep its cartoonist alive until it has at least 100 subscribers. Four
          of the “successes” Astor cites have fewer than that. And only three have more
          than 200 client papers. None of the strips he mentions are break-away
          gang-busters successes with more than, say, 400 circulation. That is rare under
          any circumstances. Stephan Pastis’ Pearls
            Before Swine has been getting a lot of buzz in the last couple years, but
          its circulation is only about 250. Still, given the huge legacy strip
          population in the comics sections, it’s a wonder that any new strip gets more
          than a couple dozen subscribers. Astor takes note, however, of the “anecdotal
          evidence that more newspapers are giving newer voices a chance.” And he cites
          the Star-Ledge of Newark, New Jersey,
          which announced October 2 that it was dropping long-running strips Garfield, Cathy, Hi and Lois, Fred Basset,
            Marvin and Heathcliff to make
          room for at least two new strips, Brevity and Frazz.
                         Last winter, the Atlanta
          Journal-Constitution revamped its comics line-up, dropping Brenda Starr, Judge Parker, Sally Forth,
            Monty, Nancy, Baldo, and Ziggy (all
          oldish strips except Baldo) and
          adding La Cucaracha, Luann, Non Sequitur,
            Rose Is Rose, and Kevin and
               Kell, Bill
          Holbrook’s online strip (his third daily strip, the other two, Safe Havens and Fastrack, are print-based). The paper’s reader survey resulted in
          this top twenty roll-call (in rank order): Baby
            Blues, For Better or For Worse, Zits, Stone Soup, Get Fuzzy, One Big Happy,
            FoxTrot, Dilbert, Beetle Bailey/Blondie (tie), Crankshaft/Mutts (tie), Doonesbury,
              Family Circus/Pearls Before Swine (tie),
                Classic Peanuts, Overboard, Rhymes with Orange/The Lockhorns (tie), Garfield. And The Boondocks was 21st. Of the 20, only about half are
          “old” strips with track records of 20 or more years; the rest are relatively
          new.
                       Heartening, yes, but—. But in the Good Old Days of Yore:
          We recently reported that the number of
            syndicated comics (panel cartoons and strips) numbers about 200-250 these
          days. In the 1947 Editor & Publisher
            Annual Directory, I counted 140 panel cartoons and 267 comic strips, plus
          29 editorial cartoons. Leaving the latter aside for the nonce, that’s 407
          syndicated comics back in the good old days.
                       Jeff Mallett’s Frazz (with 200 subscribers) has
          developed a unique stance to go with its unique premise—a successful young
          songwriter who, even after success, continues to work as a janitor in an
          elementary school. Frazz is every kid’s good buddy, and numerous philosophical
          conversations transpire, usually thoughtful and paradoxical, like life itself.
          Here’s an exchange from November 9: A kid says to Frazz, “You ever notice how
          people can always smell what they don’t want to smell ...” And Frazz
          interrupts: “Like a cigar a block away?” And the kid continues: “... but people
          never hear what they don’t want to hear?” Frazz, momentarily stymied, recovers:
          “Aren’t you supposed to be in class right now.” A silent panel ensues as they
          look at each other (the kid obviously not hearing what he doesn’t want to
          hear). Then the kid says, “Also, you can never get a bad song out of your
          head.” And Frazz hums, “Does anybody really know what time it is ...”
                         In the fourth annual Weasel Poll conducted at
          Dilbert.com, George W. (“Warlord”) Bush was named the “weaseliest individual,”
          receiving 13,059 of the nearly 40,000 votes cast. According to Dave Astor at Editor & Publisher, Karl Rove came
          in second, but the margin of victory for George W. (“Whopper”) Bush was vast:
          Rove got only 4,915 votes. In other categories, the White House won the
          Weaseliest Organization with 10,794 votes, followed by the Republican Part
          (7,234). The Weaseliest Behavior went to advocating teaching Intelligent Design
          (9,661) with second place going to gasoline price gouging (7,828). Oil
          companies edged Halliburton as the Weaseliest Company, 9,639 to 9,571.
           
          
   
  
   THE BOONDOCKS STILL BAD
           On Sunday, November 6, the
          long-touted animated version of Aaron
            McGruder’s comic strip, The Boondocks,
          debuted on the Cartoon Network’s late-night Adult Swim time period, bristling
          in moving color with the same attitude we’ve grown accustomed to finding in the
          static version in the paper. Its arrival was heralded in that week’s issue of Newsweek by critic Allison Samuels, who
          noted McGruder’s friendship with Dave Chappelle. The comedian ended his tv
          show, Samuels says, “in part because he become uncomfortable with mainstream
          audiences’ laughing at black stereotypes without thinking more deeply about
          their social causes.” McGruder isn’t at all bothered by such squeamishness: “I
          think I have a better compass [than Chapelle] so I think it won’t bother me as
          much that white Americans are laughing at stuff some blacks are embarrassed
          by,” he said. “I think we as black people spend way too much time worrying
          about what white people think of us. I don’t give a fuck about what white
          people think.” I suspect, though, he’d be disappointed if the tv show were such
          a resounding flop that Cartoon Network cancelled it in mid-season. But that is
          not likely, judging from the first episode.
                       McGruder told Greg Braxton at the Los Angeles Times that he’s “thrilled,” as Braxton puts it, “at the
          show’s Korean-drawn anime aesthetic and believes that the tv show takes the
          strip to fresher, funnier heights.” I’m not quite so thrilled. The animation is
          entirely adequate if wholly undistinguished—typical Far Eastern shop work,
          hard-edge shadowing and lurching motion. The characters’ mouths often seem
          out-of-sync with their words, and when they open their mouths wide, the
          animators fail to adjust the chin accordingly, so instead of the chins moving
          downward, they just get smaller to make room for the larger mouth. The character
          designs approximate the newspaper version fairly well except that the eyes are
          much larger on tv than in newsprint. Such shortcomings as these, however, are
          likely to be overlooked because the narrative content is powerful.
                       The inaugural episode finds McGruder’s displaced
          African-American family—Huey Freeman and his brother Riley and their
          Grandad—invited to an effete all-white garden party at the home of the
          neighborhood’s richest white guy, Ed Wuncler (voiced by Ed Asner). McGruder
                       What we’re laughing at here is undeniably funny, but for
          white viewers, it’s satire without a cutting edge: the white people in the show
          are simply too stupid and self-absorbed for us to see ourselves in them, and so
          we learn no lessons about our own prejudices and foolishnesses. What black
          people might think of the satire, I can’t say, but they are held up to ridicule
          more mercilessly than white people. This kind of satire, as McGruder surely
          knows, is risky: the people he’s attacking here are likely to applaud their
          alter egos as embodying just the attitudes they themselves hold and value most.
          And that’s not all. McGruder may be attacking racism in all its manifestations
          here, but he’s also exploiting it: if his attack succeeds in driving racism out
          of American life, he’ll have no tv show left. The comic strip was rescued by
          incorporating political satire.
                       In the Chicago
          Reader article promoting the tv show, Jake Austen sees the comic strip as a
          case of arrested development. “Instead of Riley sparring with white authority
          figures or Huey balancing insults and sweetness with the mixed-race girl next
          door, the current strip is limited to
                       I agree with most of this, but Austen falls a little
          short of analyzing McGruder’s situation. The cartoonist is hugely attracted to
          working in movies and tv: for one thing, the money is better, assuming a
          success in these media roughly equivalent to his success in syndication. But,
          just a significant, the demands on his time are likely to be easier to satisfy.
          The daily deadline of comic strip syndication is a daunting encumbrance: no deadline
          is as deadening to the creative spirit in someone who is not passionate about
          the medium. Newspapermen have daily deadlines, too, but every day, for them,
          it’s a different story. In a comic strip, it’s the same story—the same
          characters, the same pictures of faces and noses. Day after day after day. If
          you don’t love doing it, you’re soon burned out. And if you’re tempted by the
          blandishments of Hollywood moguls and friends in the motion picture
          business—like McGruder—you tire quickly of the medium that you originally were
          so fond of. I don’t think McGruder began his strip thinking it would be a good
          vehicle for tv; but when the strip achieved success almost overnight, he
          quickly saw other possibilities in other media. And the harpies and sycophants that
          typically fasten on talent fastened on him and flattered his young ego and took
          advantage of his willingness to be tempted. McGruder is quite aware of all
          this, incidentally. He knows that he’s getting a big head; but he knows, too,
          that the success he’s having gives him greater and greater clout, and with
          that, the license to do more and more of what he wants to do and less and less
          of what he might otherwise be required to do. He knows that his moment in the
          catbird seat is going to depart as quickly as it came, and he’s rushing to
          capitalize on it before it’s gone. He continues to write his comic strip, but
          it is now drawn entirely by others, chiefly, these days, Carl Jones. Ogunnaike says, “It is not uncommon for McGruder and
          Jones to write a week’s worth of comic strips in one day.” There’s nothing
          particularly unusual about that, but the time spent indicates how little of
          McGruder’s creative energy is now devoted to the strip. When we talked a couple
          years ago, McGruder was already thinking about giving up the strip. But he
          knows that he’d miss the daily platform: he has to know it because I told him
          he would.
                       Cartoon Network pays Sony Pictures Television, the show’s
          producer, $400,000 per episode, making the tv “Boondocks” the most expensive
          show the network has, said Ogunnaike. And Cartoon Network has already asked to
          see another season of scripts. Mike Lazzo, senior vice president of Adult Swim,
          said: “It’s in keeping with what we want to do, to find provocative voices and
          give them a show.”
                         Perhaps the most provocative aspect of the first episode,
          at least the most widely commented upon, is the repeated use of the dreaded
          –word. According to those who police these affronts, the –word shows up 15
          times, mostly in the choruses of Uncle Ruckus’ song. One of McGruder’s friends,
          Najee Ali of Los Angeles’ Project Islamic H.O.P.E., is adamantly opposed to the
          use of the word. Said he: “The –word should not be used by anyone. It
          represents a horrible part of our past, a painful reminder of slavery. When
          black people were lynched, that often was the last word they heard as they hung
          at the end of a rope.”
                         McGruder is understanding but unbending: “I’m not being
          cavalier about this. I’ve known Najee for many years, and I definitely give him
          respect. But I look at this, and I know that everybody has to do their job.
          Their job [Nagee and company] is not to condone the use of that word, and my
          job is to do a funny show about black people on late-night cable.” In the comic
          strip, McGruder uses asterisks or “profanitype” (@#&*x%), and, he says,
          “I’ve used it extensively. I try to use it more and more. It’s tough on
          newspapers. They’re not really thrilled about it, but I keep trying to push
          them.” On late-night tv, he can pull out the stops. “I think it makes the show
          sincere,” he explained. “I just think that at a certain point, we all have to
          realize that sometimes we use bad language. And the –word is used so commonly,
          by not only myself but by a lot of people I know, that it feels fake to write
          around it and to avoid using it.” He realizes that the show’s anticipated
          demographic consists mostly of 18- to 34-year-old white males, but he doesn’t
          think the show sets a bad example for them. Said he: “I think 15, 16 years
          after the advent of gangsta rap, young white kids have heard the word ‘nigger’
          before. And they’ve said it maybe a few times. I’m not sure. So if they start
          saying it all of a sudden on [November 7, the day after the show’s debut], I
          refuse to take responsibility.”
                         The Rev. Al Sharpton reportedly supports Najee. And Bill
          Cosby doubtless agrees. He believes that shows like “The Boondocks” perpetuate
          a negative image of blacks that reaches beyond U.S. borders, and that’s not so
          good. “We can sit and laugh at these things here, but they also play in Asia,
          Africa, London, Scotland,” Cosby said. “This is the image people get of us.”
                         But McGruder is not likely to stop using the –word or
          anything else that some might take offense at. He tends to be headstrong and
          unrepentant, seeing his mission and acting on the vision without hesitation.
          And it’s cost him. Veteran filmmaker Reginald
            Hudlin’s name appears on the tv show as executive producer, but the two
          close friends split last year. Hudlin was recently named entertainment
          president of Black Entertainment Television, a frequent target in the newspaper Boondocks, and McGruder vows that
          he’ll have “absolutely no problems with continuing shots at BET.” As for
          Hudlin’s roll with the tv “Boondocks,” McGruder says: “We are contractually
          obligated to have his name on the show. He hasn’t worked on it, and I haven’t
          talked to him in a year.” Neither he nor Hudlin will discuss the details of
          their break-up. Said Hudlin: “I have worked with Aaron since before he
          graduated from college, and we’ve been developing ‘The Boondocks’ as a property
          for five years. It’s not unusual in Hollywood for people to have creative
          differences or for someone to want to assume complete control of a property.
          But I think the show will be a big success.”
                         McGruder has enjoyed an almost unrelieved run of success
          since launching The Boondocks in the
          campus newspaper at his alma mater, the University of Maryland, in the late
          1990s. “Going as far as I can with my own creative instincts has generally only
          paid off,” he told Ogunnaike. He doesn’t have a close relationship with his
          fans because he wants to “protect” the work—in effect, to preserve his vision
          uncontaminated by outside opinions. And the kind of success he has thus far
          enjoyed has, I suspect, acted to strengthen McGruder’s conviction that he is
          always right—not only about his work but about other tangential matters.
          Ogunnaike reports that McGruder “proudly recalled persuading [the editor of the
          UM’s Diamondback paper] to pay him
          $30 per strip, $17 more than his fellow cartoonists were receiving at the
          time.” Some accuse him of playing the “race card.” The editor he persuaded, by
          the way, was Jayson Blair, who might also be accused of playing the race card
          in securing a job at the New York Times,
          which eventually fired him for fabricating stories. He was subsequently
          lampooned in The Boondocks, the strip
          he helped to get started. Said
          McGruder: “You can actually look at Jayson Blair and say, ‘Wow, you set black
          people back.’ A lot of people are accused of that, but he actually did it.”
                         McGruder remains outspoken and apparently uncompromising.
          But he’s not quite both all the time, appearances to the contrary
          notwithstanding. He has attacked Condoleezza Rice repeatedly, both before and
          after her ascension to Secretary of State, and he’s boasted that he’s called
          her a “murderer” to her face, but I think his memory might be a little cloudy
          on that. In May 2004, we reported here (in Opus 137) on McGruder’s
          receiving an award from the NAACP in 2002.  At the Image Award presentation ceremony, McGruder sat in the same row
          as another honoree, National Security Advisory Condoleezza Rice, who, by that
          time, was one of the cartoonist's main nemeses. Accepting the Chairman's Award,
          McGruder perpetrated one of his usual assaults on the Bush League. Afterwards,
          he was shocked when Rice came up to him and asked him to draw her into his
          strip. "It was an indication of how little I mean to her," McGruder
          said. They had a short hushed conversation, and when they parted, observers
          applauded, thinking they'd had a "nice little exchange." Not
          according to McGruder: "She couldn't have cared less about what I had said
          about her. She's not scared of me. I'm scared of her. I am not a threat to
          Condoleezza Rice. What I really wanted to do was call her 'murderer' to her face."
          But apparently he didn’t. Not then. Maybe later, but maybe not. I suspect
          McGruder these days is recalling what he wanted to do and thinking that he did.
          He started making that claim when speaking in December that year at a banquet
          celebrating the 138th anniversary of The Nation magazine. About his outspokenness, he told Braxton at
          the time: "I've always been aware that I have an opportunity to say things
          that nobody else is saying, or is afraid to say. And I don't want to waste a
          single opportunity."
                         Still, McGruder is perfectly capable of tactical
          maneuvering. During the months of preparing the tv “Boondocks,” he heard rumors
          about White House phone calls to tv networks that result in projects being
          killed, and he prudently decided to lay back a bit and cool out until the tv
          show is picked up by a network. Said McGruder at the time: "The grand
          experiment of The Boondocks was to
          take on radical politics and make it cute. I was able to package it as
          mainstream. At a certain point, when we live in a certain time where there are
          ramifications for saying things, I'm finding myself in a different position.
          Now I'm being judged. Until this show is picked up, it's time for me to take it
          down. I don't take back anything I've said, but strategically, it's time to
          stop—at least for now. Theoretically, it could hurt the show. And I can do more
          with the show on the air than if it is off the air. Right now," he
          continued, "I want to err on the side of caution. If it gets on the air,
          I'll re-evaluate things. And if it doesn't get on the air, I'll re-evaluate
          things." At that time, I concluded by welcoming him to mainstream America.
          But now, his show is on tv, airing weekly. And the gloves are off again. No
          question.
           
          
   
  
   Quips & Quotes
           Another example of Shit
          Happening: “I’ve produced bigger things than you by eating fiber!” (in Dilbert, where a big fella in a
          ten-gallon hat is addressing Asok, October 30, 2005) —Scott Adams. [How do you
          pronounce Asok, by the way? “Ass suck”?]
                       From a life-long friend of mine: “If you and I always
          agreed, one of us would be superfluous.” Thanques, Gary.
           
          
   
  
   Pet Peeves
           Picture/photograph books
          that print double-truck pictures across the gutter, effectively destroying the
          center of the picture.
           
          
   
  
   REPRINCE
           The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, three hardback volumes in a slip-case from Andrews
          McMeel ($150; $95 from Amazon), weights 23 pounds. Or 250 metric tons if you
          want the weight of the entire limited first edition of 250,000 copies. But 23
          pounds is doubtless enough for individual fans of the strip, and if you think
          23 pounds isn’t all that heavy, try carrying this baby around: it’ll give you
          the kind of backache you can get only after a hard night’s sleep on a bad
          mattress. Twenty-three pounds of tightly packed slick paper is a solid block of
          unyielding heavy. It weighs, and that’s about all it does. But this particular
          concrete-like block is more than weight. Apart from its sheer mass—which, to
          belabor the point, is, as Calvin might say, stupendous—this compilation is
          easily the most extravagant publishing event of the season. Each of the three
          500-page volumes has a different full-color picture of Calvin and his friendly
          leonine on the front and back; and flecked endpapers. The daily strips appear
          three to a page, which means a week’s worth takes two pages, then on every
          third page, a full-color Sunday—altogether, 3,160 strips, everything published
          between November 18, 1985 and December 31, 1995. The set also reprints the
          special watercolor drawings produced for the 17 other Calvin and Hobbes reprint tomes, which, together, have sold over 30
          million copies. Even the so-called black-and-white pages herein are printed “in
          color”: the background against which the strips appear in black on rectangles
          of pristine white is cream-color, which means, for a printer, full color. In
          the same elephantine mode as the set’s weight is the ample page size (10x12
          inches), which offers generous display space: the daily strips are fully a
          third larger than they appear, microscopically, in most newspapers these days—8x2.5
          inches vs. 6x1.5 inches. We can see these strips, every decorative and
          functional detail, and we can read the words, too. Finally, for the obsessive
          historians among us, each page carries the publication dates of the strips
          thereon.
                       The first volume comes with an Introduction by C&H creator Bill Watterson, who
          regales us with his history as a cartoonist from about the age of eight or
          nine, illustrating it with occasional scraps of juvenelia and even an early Calvin & Hobbes strip in which
          Calvin’s design includes bangs that hang over his eyes. Watterson’s writing is
          as engaging as his cartooning—casual, personal, even intimate, prose, as
          friendly as a nuzzling puppydog. And self-deprecating to a fault. He fell in
          love with cartooning early, smitten by the charm of Peanuts: “The strip’s subtleties went right over my head, but I
          loved the expressive drawings, and Charles Schulz’s economy of line perfectly
          suited my lack of patience and minimal drawing skills.” Although he says he
          gradually came to believe cartoons were an artform, when he was a kid, he loved
          cartoons because they were the opposite of Art: “Anyone can make pictures like
          these,” he believed; “I liked cartoons because they weren’t art—they were just funny.”
                         In tracing the evolution of his passion for cartooning,
          Watterson takes us through his short unhappy career as an editorial cartoonist
          and then his four years in the wilderness, doing grocery ad layouts by day,
          inventing comic strips by night. He found relief from the grinding drudgery of
          his day job by “reading books in a cemetery” during his half-hour lunch break.
          At last, a secondary character in one of his strips, a kid with a stuffed
          tiger, prompted more than routine interest at United Feature. Ironically, the
          syndicate did not buy the strip Watterson developed at their encouragement. But
          they did offer him a job drawing another comic strip that they wanted to
          translate into a licensed product. Watterson declined. “It was hard to decide
          which offended me more,” he writes, “—writing and drawing material for a
          character that wasn’t my own, or creating a comic strip for the purpose of
          advertising a commercial product. ... This little episode undoubtedly fueled
          some of my later outrage at the prospect of licensing Calvin and Hobbes.”
                         As most fans of the strip know, Watterson passionately
          resisted licensing his characters to merchandising moguls. “I clearly
          miscalculated how popular it would be to show Calvin urinating on a Ford logo,”
          the cartoonist commented wryly. He explains in a Q&A flyer that came with
          my set that he wasn’t against all merchandising when he started the strip, but,
          as he says elsewhere, the more he got into the world of Calvin and Hobbes, the
          more any appearances by the characters outside that world seemed likely to threaten
          its stability and Watterson’s ability to sustain a creative engagement with it.
          Unhappily, his syndicate, Universal Press, wanted to cash in on the popularity
          of the strip by merchandising the characters nation-wide, wall-to-wall. The
          syndicate owns the strip and could have done whatever it wanted; to its
          everlasting credit, it refrained from licensing C&H because Watterson so
          bitterly opposed it. But the clash took an enormous toll. “For several years it
          poisoned what had been a happy relationship,” Watterson writes, “and in my
          disillusionment and disgust at being pushed to the wall, I lost the conviction
          that I wanted to spend my life cartooning. Both sides paid a heavy price for
          this battle.”
                         By then, Watterson was living a monastic life in the desert
          of the Southwestern U.S., where he hoped to work undisturbed. The work of a
          syndicated cartoonist is “extremely solitary,” he said, “so it helps to be
          pathologically antisocial. I worked in my home and mailed the strips away, so I
          never had much sense of an audience reading my work. This was fine with me, as
          it let me preserve the idea that I was drawing the strip primarily to entertain
          my wife. For me, the world of Calvin and
            Hobbes was very small and private.” The struggle over merchandising his creation
          took so much out of him that he spent most of 1991 on sabbatical “to recharge
          my batteries.” Three months of that time, he served on a grand jury.
                       When he returned to the strip, he told Universal Press
          that one way he could reinvigorate his interest in cartooning would be to
          explore the possibilities of the Sunday strip, varying its layout and design to
          suit his drawings and the gags instead of manufacturing a product to fit the
          prefabricated dimensions demanded by newspaper editors. The syndicate arranged
          new contracts with client papers accordingly, ushering in the last wildly
          inventive years of the Sunday strip.
                       Watterson’s artistic sensibilities were stimulated by the
          “novelty and beauty” of his desert surroundings, and having lost, as he said,
          his conviction that he would spend his life cartooning, he was eager to try
          painting as a way of engaging with this new environment. To do that, he had to
          give up C&H, which, with its demanding deadlines, left him little time for
          doing anything else. What’s more, as I’ve speculated, despite the attraction of
          deploying his Sunday strip in any way his imagination prompted, the dailies
          remained postage-stamp size, hardly rewarding for an artist to contemplate. And
          he had enough money from years in 2,000-plus newspapers and reprint books from
          Andrews McMeel to be able to retire to painting. And the study of music.
          Finding little aesthetic gratification in the printed product and needing no
          additional income, Watterson felt no compulsion to continue—and great temptation
          to do something else. So he left Calvin and his stuffed toy behind. Painting
          and the study of music consume him these days.
                       But Watterson remains immensely grateful for the
          experience of Calvin and Hobbes. Said
          he: “It’s an exceedingly rare privilege to have your work read by people every
          day, year after year. If you’re inclined to go beyond jokes and say something
          heartfelt, honest, or thoughtful, you have a tremendous opportunity. And best
          of all, because the comics are generally regarded as frivolous, disposable
          entertainment, readers rarely have their guard up. ... The Calvin and Hobbes phenomenon was one of those times when the
          planets all lined up. Somehow everything came together, and readers were ready
          for the strip at the same moment I was ready to draw it. I certainly never agin
          expect to duplicate th strip’s success or wide appeal. To be honest, seeing the
          planets in a row sort of freaks me out anyway, and once is probably enough. But
          the experience of writing and drawing Calvin
            and Hobbes changed my life, and that level of challenge and engagement will
          be my goal in whatever I do. I truly loved drawing this comic strip, and I’ll
          always look back on Calvin and Hobbes with
          great pride and affection.”
                         It is rare that we find someone who can so articulately
          discuss cartooning, its art and its attractions. Watterson’s answers to various
          readers’ questions in the accompanying Q&A are as revealing as anything
          he’s written. When he first left syndicated cartooning, he didn’t follow the
          comics in the newspaper for a long time. “Now,” he says, “I read the comics
          almost like a normal person. This is not a great age of newspaper comics, but
          there are a few strips I enjoy. Things could be better; things could be worse.”
          And when someone asked about the theological/moral element she saw in the
          strip, Watterson said simply: “Actually, I’ve never attended any church.” About
          cartooning on the Internet, he said: “I don’t keep up with this. The Internet
          may well provide a new outlet for cartoonists, but I imagine it’s very hard to
          stand out from the sea of garbage, attract an audience, or make money.
          Newspapers are still the major leagues for comic strips—but I wouldn’t care to
          bet how long they’ll stay that way.”
                         One questioner observed, with accuracy, that many
          cartoonists believe their pencil drawings are better than the inked versions
          and wish they could somehow preserve the
           “spontaneous energy” of
          those initial sketches. Watterson, however, harbors no such secret
          sentiment—because his inked drawings are nearly as spontaneous and energetic as
          other cartoonists’ pencils. “My pencil sketches were just minuscule notations
          of who was talking,” he said. “In fact, I did as little preparatory pencil work
          for the finished strip as possible, so the inking would be a real drawing
          encounter, and not a sterile tracing of pencil lines. Ink is a wonderful medium
          all on its own.”
                         Finally, asked about what books he reads, over and over
          again, Watterson said: “H’mmm. Suddenly, I feel very shallow.”
             
          
   
  
   Andrews McMeel may be the
          champion reprinter of contemporary newspaper comic strips (and I can’t think of
          any other publisher that comes close), but Fantagraphics is making a serious
          bid to being the champion reprinter of classic comic strips. Two years ago,
          Fantagraphics brought forth the first volume of what it promises will be the Complete Peanuts, all 49-plus years of
          Charles Schulz’s monumental achievement. But that was merely the splashiest of
          the classic reprint projects. Fantagraphics started nearer the Dawn of Time by reprinting
          all of E.C. Segar’s Thimble Theatre
          with Popeye. FBI (that’s Fantagraphics Books, Inc.) has also produced a
          multi-volume reprinting of all Hal
            Foster’s Prince Valiant,
          including, at the end, a generous sampling of John Cullen Murphy’s art over Foster’s scripts. Other reprintings
          include Milton Caniff’s Dickie Dare, a healthy dose of Harold Gray’s Little Orphan Annie, the first few years of Walt Kelly’s Pogo (with
          Introductions by that dear sweet boy we all know and love, yrs trly), and
          several volumes that fill in the gaps left in other reprintings of George Herriman’s Sunday Krazy Kat, not to mention the on-going
          recycling of all of R. Crumb. And
          now, here comes Dennis the Menace. Or,
          to cite the actual title, Hank Ketcham’s
            Complete Dennis the Menace. We may be forgiven if we suppose—awash, as we
          are, in reprint projects whose titles all begin with “complete” (The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, the
          aforementioned Peanuts)—that
          discerning nostalgia has given sudden rise to a compulsion for comprehensive
          accretion of cultural detritus that threatens the bookshelves of every American
          with affection for newspaper comics—that is, if we judge from readership
          surveys, virtually every American who still consults print media for some
          information other than tv program listings. The current flood started with the Complete Far Side in October 2003, which
          proved hugely successful, inspiring, no doubt, the Calvin and Hobbes project. By the same token, the success of FBI’s Peanuts effort probably prompted the Dennis endeavor. Whatever the cause, the
          end result is enthusiastically welcomed here at Rancid Raves.
                       The first volume, covering the Menace Years of 1951 and
          1952, is in hand, and a satisfying handful it is. A healthy handful: measuring
          6x6-inches with 610 pages, the book is very nearly a square in every dimension,
          a building block of the entire compilation, you might say. The cartoons are
          printed one to a page, a generous display size, in black and white, as they
          were when first published in newspapers. Jacob Covey’s design continues the FBI Peanuts motif of restrained but
          decorative layout with telling spot illustrations. The book comes with
          illustrated dust jacket, and under it, more pictures on the front and back of
          the hardcover. And, a defining mark of elegance, there’s a book-marker thread
          sewn into the binding. Chic. Classy. And convenient. Patrick McDonnell (Mutts)
          provides an appreciative Foreword (“Every meticulously designed panel is a
          masterpiece of composition”), and Brian
            Walker (Hi and Lois, Beetle Bailey)
          supplies an Introduction that rehearses Ketcham’s life and career and the rise
          of Dennis as a national menace. It was Ketcham’s four-year-old son Dennis who
          sparked the cartoonist’s creative engine: when some random mischief of the
          boy’s inspired his mother to say to Ketcham, “Your son is a menace!” Ketcham
          heard the euphony of “Dennis the menace,” and it was too delicious to pass by.
          And it was doubtless the euphony that secured the feature’s initial success.
          Ketcham’s drawings were confident and the comedy deft, but everyone in the
          business at the time, winter 1951, knew two things for sure about syndicated
          comics: first, panel cartoons didn’t sell; second, nothing about little kids
          sold. But Dennis the Menace laid
          waste both myths within a year. Surely, Ketcham’s skill notwithstanding, the
          sound of the feature’s title had a great deal to do with that success.
                       By the time Dennis debuted
          March 12, 1951, Ketcham had been for at least half-a-dozen years a successful
          magazine cartoonist, selling regularly to Saturday
            Evening Post, Collier’s, True, and other stalwarts of the medium. His 1951
          drawing style, in short, was scarcely unpracticed, but although Dennis looked as expertly rendered as it
          was then, Ketcham was not quite yet the brilliant black-and-white pen stylist
          that he became and for which he is justly celebrated and admired throughout his
          profession. In this volume, you can readily see the gradual stylistic evolution
          in his deployment of the medium: flip back and forth from the early pages to
          the last pages, and you’ll see how stunningly designed the latter were in
          comparison to the former. Historians of the medium dote on displays of this
          kind, and reprint tomes typically provide exactly the sort of demonstration of
          stylistic development that we see herein. In my case, my pleasure is enhanced
          by a secret sense of satisfaction. I was in high school when Dennis debuted, and I was immediately
          smitten by Ketcham’s drawings. I promptly devised a cartoon of my own for the
          highschool newspaper. The student body, particularly my class, was
          distinguished by its hellion behavior, and I adapted Dennis to the task of
          making fun of this juvenile display of delinquency: I invented a short teenager
          with fashionable ducktail hair-do named Larry Loudermouth, a slightly older
          verison of Dennis in which “menace” had transformed into incipient hoodlumism.
          And I imitated Ketcham’s drawing style—which, and here’s the source of my
          (until just now) secret satisfaction, I could actually do in the early years of Dennis the Menace. Once Ketcham found
          his stylistic footing, however, he was beyond me: I could no longer hope to ape
          his manner any more than I could juggle eggs or vault over pickup trucks in a
          single bound. But here, in this first volume of The Complete Dennis the Menace, I see the style that I could, and
          did, copy successfully.
                       We are afforded even more fascinating insights into the
          evolution of Dennis with this book.
          In its early stages, Dennis was
          competently rendered, as I said; Ketcham was, after all, a thoroughly
          established professional cartoonist, not a novice finding his way. But by the
          end of the first year, as we can see here, Ketcham was much more than merely
          competent: he was designing pictures, varying the treatment of solid blacks for
          visual variety; by the middle of the second year, he was experimenting with
          textures and different compositional strategies. By then, in other words, he
          was well into the mode of drawing that would distinguish the rest of his
          forty-plus years drawing the cartoon. Ketcham experimented with perspective and
          texture and the like as a way of keeping himself fresh at the task; the
          consummate professional, he knew that the work would suffer if he ever became
          bored with doing it.
                        The characters
          did not achieved their definitive look until the cartoon was five or six months
          old. In one or two early appearances, Dennis’ father, Henry (who soon looks
          like Ketcham himself), has blond, not dark, hair. Dennis himself is
          occasionally taller in the first months; he doesn’t assume his brand-name size
          (about one-and-a-half heads tall) until the fall. With his head bigger than his
          body, he is cuter in his enduring dimension than at his inaugural size. For the
          first year or so, Dennis is depicted scowling, menacingly, more often than not.
          Nowadays (and for many recent years), Dennis seldom frowns thereby perpetuating
          an engagingly innocent charm as a diminutive form of human. Most of the gags
          herein take place in the home, although there are quite a few with Dennis at
          the barber’s, menacing the blameless tonsorial staff. Dennis is occasionally
          shown interacting with other children, but his possibly dim-witted pal Joey
          hasn’t appeared yet; neither has know-it-all Margaret. Dennis has a few
          transactions with neighbors, but Mr. Wilson isn’t around (although his wife
          shows up, by name as well as in body, on July 29, 1952; both the Wilsons,
          perhaps, although unnamed and not quite as rotund, on August 2, 1951). Ruff
          arrives on July 16, 1951, when Dennis brings him home in a way that echoes that
          classic maneuver, “can I keep him: he followed me home”; although Dennis
          doesn’t say that and the dog has actually been given to him by some
          disenchanted dog fancier, the echo is there, resonating fondly. By the end of
          1952, just about everything is in place: Dennis and his parents look like
          they’ll look for the next half-century, and Ketcham’s visual mannerisms are
          established (albeit continuing to evolve).
           
          
   
  
   AND NOW ONE MORE FROM ANDREWS McMEEL
           The latest reprinting of FoxTrot strips takes its title from one
          of the sequences reprised. Jason Fox, the unbearably brilliant ten-year-old in
          the family, is a passionate fan of "Lord of the Rings." He memorizes
          the books, wears the costumes, lives at the websites, and draws, he says,
          "detailed maps of Osgiliath on my binder." And so he is distraught
          beyond comfort when he discovers that his despised older sister Paige pines for
          a seat at the opening of "The Return of the King" only to gawk at the
          pretty-boy actor Orlando Bloom—hence, the book's title, Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything (128 8.5x6.5-inch pages;
          paperback, $8.95). The rest of the Fox family cavorts in this tome, too,
          performing their usual pirouettes to the tunes of popular culture, thereby
          revealing our society's compulsions and addictions.
                       FoxTrot's creator, Bill Amend, recently admitted that if he had not concocted the comic
          strip, he'd probably be "a retired former do-com zillionaire." And
          then he got serious: "I'd probably be doing something in a similar vein,
          maybe in film or video games or books or something." After graduating from
          Amherst College with a degree in physics, he worked in animation and film for a
          while before inventing FoxTrot.
                         In naming the strip, Amend said he wanted to get away
          from "the sort of obvious 'family' titles like 'Family Affair' and 'Family
          Ties' and 'Family Circus.'" Having come up with the name Fox for the
          family, he continued, "I decided I liked how 'FoxTrot' incorporated that
          and also used a dance as a sort of metaphor for the energy and comings and
          goings I envisioned in the strip."
                         The Fox family is a thoroughly modern family, and the
          drawing style Amend adopted to render their adventures, a sort of cubist
          approximation, is intended to underscore the modernity of the strip by giving
          it what’s called “a contemporary look.” The Foxes are steeped in the popular
          culture of our times—middle class school preoccupations, tv, clothing fads,
          computers, music, and so on. This isn’t the sort of family you can find in the
          Sears catalogue. But no dog or cat pets lurk—except for Jason's iguana, Quincy.
          Amend, however, has pets of his own: "I have a German Shepherd as well as
          a number of pet peeves," he explained. "When I was a kid, I had a
          hamster named Quincy, hence the iguana's name."
             
          
   
  
   GRAFIC NOVILZ
           At www.time.com, Andrew Arnold lists his top ten graphic novels, alphabetically: Berlin, City of Stones by Jason Lutes; Blankets by Craig Thompson; Bone by Jeff Smith; The Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Kim Deitch; The Dark Night Returns by Frank Miller; David Boring by Daniel Clowes; Ed
          the Happy Clown by Chester Brown; Jimmy
            Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth by Chris Ware; Palomar, the Heartbreak Soup by Gilbert Hernandez; and Watchmen by Alan Moore with Dave
          Gibbons.
           
          
   
  
   FUNNYBOOK FAN FARE
           I try to keep up-to-date on
          comic books. It’s impossible, of course: there are new titles coming out every
          month, more than anyone could hope to visit, one-by-one. But if the drawing
          style manifest on the cover is attractive, I’ll sample the book. Here are some
          recent Number Ones:
                       Revelations by Paul Jenkins drawn by Humberto Ramos, a six-issue series
          about murder in the Vatican, gets London cop Charlie Northern to investigate
          the dubious suicide of a priest who was found empaled on the spikes of a
          wrought-iron fence below his window in the Vatican barracks. The story begins
          as we watch this guy falling onto the spikes; then some sinister shenanigan by
          a suspicious personage ensues—all during a rainstorm. And at night. Under the
          circumstances, it’s a little hard to make out exactly what’s happening. Ramos’
          style is manga-inspired (or is that hip-hop ghetto?) and very nicely done in a
          full-painted manner, but all those raindrops streaking across nearly black
          imagery render details in the picture hard to see. The visuals improve as soon
          as the rain stops and it’s no longer night—in short, when we get to London
          where Northern is recruited by an old chum, now a priest. Northern is pretty
          anti-Catholic, and his wry observations about the Church enliven the
          proceedings when he gets to Rome and inspects the “crime scene.” The
          storytelling—by which I mean the manipulation of visuals in the service of a
          narrative—is expert and, occasionally, inventive. Ramos’ ghetto version of the
          manga manner is muscular, blunt-fingered, without lines, and opulent with
          luxurious color and plentiful background detail. And with this first issue, we
          are provoked enough to want to know how it will all turn out.
                       Loveless No. 1
          is another array in a different time zone of the sort of mayhem and bad
          language we’ve become accustomed to in Brian
            Azzarello’s other oeuvre, 100
              Bullets. Loveless, like Bullets, is conceived as a finite
          series: dubbed a “spaghetti Western-noir,”Loveless is supposed to run 50 issues. Bullets will finish at 100. Azzarello says Loveless will be more brutal than Bullets: “I’m going to cram twice the violence and twice the bullets into half the
          issues,” he says, perhaps with a smile.  In Loveless, we’re in the Old
          West right after the Civil War with a handful of galloots lying atop a rise
          apparently spying on a town down in the valley when Wes Cutter comes along,
          engages them in some cryptic chit-chat (they all know each other, kimo sabe),
          then he manages to shoot them all dead. The storytelling here is nicely
          accomplished, breakdowns focusing individual panels on grim faces and then
          hands alternatively as the opponents for the forthcoming battle line up and
          ready themselves for the explosion of gunpowder that ensues. Everyone’s teeth
          are gritted, so we get the idea that danger lurks. Patricia Mulvihill’s colors are muted throughout the book,
          emphasizing the unrelieved reality of it all, and her treatment of the opening
          sequence, which takes place at night, is in blues and purples, very nice. Marcalo Frusin’s wire-thin linework, a
          crisp but slightly less stylized evocation of Eduardo Risso’s in Bullets, is
          steeped in moody solid blacks, so the broad brim of the hat on the person
          accompanying Wes Cutter casts a shadow that completely obliterates that
          personage’s face. At the end, the wearer removes the hat, and we realize that
          we’re looking at Wes’ reputed wife, who makes lascivious remarks and gestures
          just as the book ends. By then the two of them have wandered through town,
          startled a few former acquaintances, and convened upon their ranch, which has
          been taken over by a renegade passel of soldiers, perhaps refugees from a Civil
          War engagement. Azzarello’s mastery of colloquial lingo is, as usual,
          masterful, and the story reels out without any excess verbiage whatsoever, just
          atmospheric clipped comments and occasional hints as to what this is all about.
          This issue is an excellent example of how first issues should function. We
          should be tantalized enough to want to buy the second issue, but there should
          also be some minor suspense with satisfying resolutions. Exactly what happens
          here. Despite the hovering mysteriousness of Wes Cutter’s purpose in returning
          to his apparently abandoned ranch (and wife?)—still largely unexplained by the
          issue’s conclusion—there are three suspenseful encounters, each resolved
          satisfactorily, two of them violently, but the persons dealt with in this
          manner seem deserving of their treatment, so we feel good about it.
                       Warren Ellis has
          two first issues out this month, both cop stories. Jack Cross opens with a wordless sequence of slaughter by assault
          weapons: a bunch of suits enter an apartment house, knock on the door of an
          apartment within, and shoot everyone they find inside. They don’t speak. All
          very cinematic with highly detailed realistic rendering from Gary Erskine. So far, mystery and
          violence. Next we meet Jack Cross himself, an Asian, walking the beach and
          holding hands with an Asian woman who is enlisting his aid in finding out who a
          particular bad guy is and who he works for. He infiltrated one of the Department
          of Homeland Security’s anti-terrorist units and, on assignment, turned and
          killed his three compatriots. Cross is recruited because he might be able to
          make the guy talk. And during the rest of this issue, we see enough of his
          methods to realize that he just might. He gives orders commandingly and
          demonstrates a complete ruthlessness in coercing the subject. His manner
          establishes his control of the situation, and he impresses the captive with his
          purposefulness by shooting off one of the captive’s fingers. But on the last
          page of the book, we seem him apparently overcome emotionally, crouching on the
          floor by himself in the corner of the men’s room. Everything is there, working:
          over-all mystery unsolved, suspenseful incidents satisfactorily resolved as we
          watch Cross in action and come to appreciated his effectiveness. Compelling
          stuff.
                       In the other Ellis first issue, Fell, the title character, Richard Fell, is a cop just arrived at
          his new assignment in Snowtown, a run-down, gritty crime- and poverty-infested
          neighborhood where hope has all but disappeared. Fell is another hardcase cop
          but Sherlockian in his deductive prowess. He meets a girl bartender and solves
          his first case, a murder committed in the most ingeniously outrageous manner
          imaginable—based, Ellis tells us, upon an actual occurrence. Ellis has an
          unerring ear for the way people talk to each other, on display here and in the
          aforementioned Cross. The art in Fell is committed by an Australian named Ben Templesmith, who, Ellis assures
          us, is “crazy on a base genetic level”: Australians are, “after all, a people
          descended from those who were deported from Britain for having sex with bread
          products.” Well, I don’t know about that—the bread sex, I mean—but Templesmith
          agreed to join Ellis in this project which has no financial basis whatsoever
          except whatever sales of the book can bring in. And Ellis insists on pricing
          the book at only $1.99 so we can buy “the whole thing for a handful of loose
          coins.” In Templesmith, Ellis surely got the best end of the deal: the pictures
          look painted as much as drawn, and Ellis has imposed a 9-panel grid on the
          pages, which makes Templesmith do more work than on some other plan. His style
          gives the pictures a grimy lumpen quality that makes them perfect for incarnating
          Ellis’ seamy Snowtown. I look forward to seeing more of this title. And we all
          will if you dig for pocket change often enough. I encourage you to.
                       In Paris by Andi Watson and drawn by Simon Gane, we encounter an American
          art student, Juliet, studying in the title city. Her instructor hires her out
          to do the portrait of a wealthy damsel, whose aunt is a tyrant. She gets the
          job because she’s female, she explains: “I have to paint precious little
          daddy’s girls because they won’t allow a man to stare at their pretty little
          bodies.” This is ordinary life on an ordinary scale in a city of artistes. It’s
          Gane’s quirky clunky linear compositions, graced with tones of flat gray
          (screens, technically speaking), that engage and sustain interest here. My memory
          isn’t what it used to be (if it ever was), but somewhere back there in the
          distant reaches, I remember seeing his work in early black-and-whites—in the
          1980s, perhaps—as quirky then as it is now. Gane manages to array the clunks of
          his idiosyncratic mannerisms into the most elaborately fascinating street
          scenes and Baroque interiors. It will go on: a second issue, at least, is in
          the offing. And perhaps in it, we will discover if Juliet’s portrait subject,
          Deborah, will evade her aunt’s dictum long enough to permit the neophyte artist
          to paint her in the nude, as she seems intent on achieving. Or not.
                       The pencils are credited in Army of Darkness vs. Re-Animator No. 1 to Sanford Greene and the story to James Kuhoric; no one, apparently, did the inking. We meet Ashley
          J. Williams, “Ash,” who, posing as an Elvis impersonator, attracts the
          attention of the local authorities by vanquishing a regiment of the undead one
          night in a Wal-Mart after closing hours. Ash, it turns out, is a time-traveling
          vampire hunter (or something akin) who does battle with the necromancer
          deadites in different ages, having just returned from Arthur’s England.
          Scheider and Daisy Duke (in a very short nurse’s outfit) arrive to engineer
          Ash’s escape from jail, and there are, throughout, various portals to the
          darkest places opening up and closing . Kuhoric has the gift of glib and
          pursues the tale here mostly for laughs. He is ably assisted by Greene’s
          pencils, rendered in a sort of bent Warner Bros fashion with exuberant animated
          action and anatomy (even though all the characters’ noses are exactly alike).
                       Advent Rising: Rock
          the Planet, No. 1, “New Kid on the Planet,” is a futuristic take on the
          Hardy Boys: Ethan and Gideon have just moved into a new neighborhood—I mean,
          onto a new planet—where they dash around in dune buggies, surf on hover boards,
          and play team sports while hoping to attract the attention of a gaggle of
          teenage girls in their new school. The pencils by Cliff Richards and inks by Dennis
            Crisotomo are entirely competent if undistinguished, and the story, by Donald Mustard, Bill Jemas and Rob Worley, is a thoroughly adequate
          evocation of F.W. Dixon, and the book goes on forever: this is quite possibly
          the longest single slick-paper issue comic book to be published in the Current
          Age. From Majesco Entertainment Company. At one time in my life—long ago, alas,
          in those lost corridors of youth—I was a big Dixon fan; and if you now, like me
          then, find adolescent adventuring entertaining, you’ll surely enjoy this foray
          into the arena. The best part about the book is the ad for Martin’s
          Misadventures, an online comic strip by James Burns at www.martinsmisadventures.com, which may not be “the most exciting comic strip you’ve ever read” (as claimed
          here), but it sure is well-rendered in the domestic version of the manga manner
          and seems funny as well as nicely wrought.
                       Wha ... Huh? is
          a one-shot collection of riffs on the “What If ...” notion. For instance, “What
          if President Andrew Jackson had taken Ben Grimm’s place in the Fantastic Four?”
          Or “What if the Identity Crisis happened in the Marvel Universe?” Or (my
          personal favorite) “What if Wolverine did appear in every comic?” In
          short, this is a Mad comic book
          reincarnation and rip-off in the antique Arrgh! mold focused entirely on Marvel characters. Most of the “What If’s” are
          one-pagers, and the most of writing is done by Brians (K. Vaughan and Bendis).
          All the hip-hop ghetto-style art is by Jim
            Mahfood and is a treat for the eye, page after page—simple but expressive
          linear work with strategically placed solid blacks for accent and modeling.
          Mostly one-note jokes but all visualized with a light-hearted exuberance that
          makes the book great fun. Mark Millar did
          the Jackson page, on which Old Hickory rants on and on about the peculiarities
          of his Presidency—he was the first presidential candidate to be nominated by
          convention rather than by party caucus in Congress and he was the first to win
          the popular vote but to be denied the office by electoral vote, throwing the election
          into the House of Representatives. Vaughan explores the implications of what
          might happen if it were discovered that the Black Panther was actually white.
          Everyone’s alarmed, of course, and they all accuse the Black Panther of fraud,
          but he has the perfect comeback: What about the Black Widow? In another
          sequence, the Punisher is a bleeding heart instead of a rampaging avenger. And
          there’s a wonderful picture of Galactus sitting on a toilet in space. And the
          startling assertion that Gen Grimm’s Aunt Petunia had to die because she was
          the only one of Marvel’s 4,700 characters that wasn’t tied into some kind of
          movie deal. I’ll keep this one.
                       Brian K. Vaughan’s Y: The Last Man, drawn by Pia Guerra or Goran Sudzuka and inked by Jose
          Marzan, Jr., offers some of the best writing and storytelling in comics—not
          to mention one of the most provocative concepts: every man on earth dies except
          one, and he’s trying to hide out. This one’s for “mature readers,” kimo sabe,
          by which I mean readers old enough and experienced enough to think. A decided
          treat. And so’s Gotham Central,
          written by Ed Brubaker and Greg Rucka —stories about the police
          department in a city where the cops brush up against costumed crimefighters
          every now and then. In the current story arc, young men are showing up dead,
          dressed in Robin regalia.
                       Geof Darrow’s Shaolin Cowboy is up to No. 3. Or maybe
          this is just the second issue. It’s hard to tell. It doesn’t come out that
          often, and I may have missed the actual second issue, and Darrow messes with
          the numbering that we all love. It sez here “Volume 54,” but it’s clearly not
          the 54th volume. And this issue includes six pages of covers,
          various issues from Vols. 50, 69, 72, 58, 7, and 15. All fictitious, naturally.
          In No. 3, Vol. 54—the apparent current issue—Darrow’s gunslinging Asiatic is,
          as usual, surrounded by gore and blood, a whole field of freshly rotting
          corpses, in fact. Then there’s a nearly naked baby, saying “Mine,” and some
          creatures dangling in space and oozing some viscous substance, one of whom
          turns on the Cowboy and gives him a blackeye, whereupon this issue ends. This
          title is engaging in its own inimitably revolting way simply because we want to
          know what outrage to civilized sensibilities Darrow will commit next and whether
          his mute hero will triumph yet again, deservedly or not.
           
          
   
  
   OCTOBER 31, 2005
           Rosa Parks spent the day
          lying in state in the Capitol rotunda, an honor reserved for national heroes.
          In her case, heroine. She was the first heroine to achieve this distinction;
          and the first African-American. When she died and the newscasts began to fill
          with encomiums extolling her as a “fighter” for civil rights, a tireless
          crusader, and all the rest, I remembered a somewhat different Rosa Parks. I
          remember reading that she had no equal rights agenda in mind that day, December
          1, 1955, when she sat down on a seat on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama, and
          refused to get up so a white man could sit there. She was just tired. She’d
          worked all day, and she was tired, I remember reading; she just wanted to rest
          her 42-year-old bones a little. No crusader she. So why, I wondered, are we
          making such a fuss today?
                       One reason for making the fuss is that, whether she meant
          to or not, her refusal to get up that day effectively launched the civil rights
          movement in 20th century America. Condoleezza Rice is right when she
          said that had it not been for Mrs. Parks, she, Dr. Rice, wouldn’t be U.S.
          Secretary of State today. But still, there was more accident than purpose in
          Rosa Parks’ action (or inaction) that day. Wasn’t there? She was just a tired
          42-year-old lady seamstress wanting to relax, right? Well, yes—she had been
          tired that day, and she probably didn’t have a civil rights agenda in mind when
          she got on the bus and sat down. But the popular media coverage of the event
          glossed over a few other facts in Rosa Parks’ life, facts that made her sitting
          down and refusing to get up look a little more energetic than the popular media
          reports of the day made it seem.
                       The first fact is that when she wasn’t working as a
          seamstress, she was acting as secretary of the local branch of the National
          Association for the Advancement of Colored People. So when she phoned her
          mother from jail where she’d been taken for breaking the law that dictated she
          give her seat to that white guy, she probably figured her mother would phone
          E.D. Nixon, the president of the local NAACP for whom she’d been secretary; and
          Nixon phoned Clifford Durr, a white lawyer who’d been working with NAACP for
          some years. They came down and bailed Rosa Parks out of jail, but by then,
          Nixon was already thinking about how they might use the incident to protest the
          inequalities of Jim Crow. When Rosa Parks went to court on December 5, Nixon
          and his cohorts had launched a boycott of Montgomery’s bus system: no
          African-Americans in the city were going to ride the buses until they could sit
          where they wanted, first-come, first-served, without having to give up their
          seats to any white guys who came along. Nixon mustered the Black ministers of the
          town to the cause, and one of those was that young fella Martin Luther King,
          Jr. So Rosa Parks is responsible for creating the incident that brought King
          into national prominence thereby giving the Civil Rights movement a charismatic
          voice. Well, yes. But Rosa Parks did even more than that.
                       Another fact about Rosa Parks is that she’d done some
          sewing for Viginia Durr, Clifford’s wife. And Virginia Durr had subsequently
          been instrumental in getting Rosa Parks to go to Highland Folk School in
          Tennessee in the summer of 1955. There, Rosa Parks attended a workshop that
          offered ideas and training about how to fight segregation. On that day,
          then—December 1, 1955—Rosa Parks may have been tired after a long day’s work,
          but she was also a dedicated and trained civil rights worker. Dedicated to
          NAACP and its purposes as Nixon’s secretary; trained at Highland Folk School.
          And if she didn’t think she’d start anything when that bus first drove up and
          stopped to pick her up, another fact stared her in the face as soon as the bus
          door opened. It was a face from her past—the bus driver’s face. James Blake’s
          face. It reminded her of her experience with Blake in 1943.
                       In those days (and continuing into the 1950s), Blacks not
          only had to sit in the back of the bus, they had to enter the bus by the rear
          door, not the front door. But to pay their fares, they entered at the front,
          dropped their money in the coin box, then got off the bus and walked back to
          the rear door, where they again boarded the bus. Jim Crow demanded that Blacks
          not walk through the white section to get to the black section. On that day in
          1943, Rosa Parks thought that rule was silly, and so after she paid her fare,
          she walked through the bus, not out of it, to get to the black section at the
          rear. The bus driver, James Blake, called her on it, telling her to come back
          to the front, exit the bus, and re-board it at the rear door. Rosa Parks
          refused. He repeated his order. She refused again. But then, rather than
          provoke an incident, she just decided to get off the bus and catch the next
          one. And so she did. Thereafter, for the next 12 years, she avoided getting on
          a bus driven by James Blake. When she saw him at the wheel, she waited for the
          next bus. But not on December 1, 1955. And that day, yes—she was tired.
          Physically tired probably, but also doubtless tired of the charade of racism in
          Montgomery.
                       This time, she may have thought, she would face down
          James Blake. She would get on and pay her fare and let him see her. She
          probably still didn’t think she’d turn her bus ride into a protest. Not yet.
          She sat in the middle section of the bus’s seating—the part between the whites
          only and the Blacks only, where Black people could sit as long as there were no
          white people standing. When Rosa Parks sat down, there were no white people
          standing; but at the next stop or so, a white man got on, and he wanted her
          seat. But she wouldn’t give it up, and so the civil rights movement got an
          incident that jump-started it. Rosa Parks may not have intended that day to jump-start
          the civil rights movement, but by the time James Blake asked her to give up her
          seat to a white man, she knew she wasn’t going to give it up. She was no
          ordinary submissive Black citizen whose rights were being abused: she was, as I
          said, dedicated and trained. And that’s not all.
                       Nixon asked her to fight the fine she’d be paying when
          she went to court. The plan was to fight it all the way to the Supreme Court if
          necessary. And Rosa Parks agreed. She agreed even knowing, as her husband said,
          that by taking a stand, she risked her life in Montgomery, Alabama, in 1955.
          Thirteen months later, the Supreme Court ruled that Montgomery’s segregation
          laws for buses were unconstitutional. The bus boycott ended, and Rosa Parks
          went for a ride on a bus. So did Martin Luther King, Jr. Shortly thereafter,
          Rosa Parks left Montgomery and moved to Detroit, Michigan, where she soon went
          to work for a young Black congressman, John Conyers. She worked for him until
          she retired; and she traveled around the country, making speeches and endorsing
          good causes. She may have been a little old lady by then, but she was never as
          tired as the popular media made her out to be in 1955 on James Blake’s bus.
                       If you still think individuals can’t make a difference
          any more, think again.
           
          
   
  
   Still More Under the Spreading Punditry
           The cartoon back page of Time’s October 31 issue is by Bruce Handy and Glynis Sweeny, who launch a vicious attack on George W. (“Whopper”)
          Bush and his newly announced energy conservation policy, ending with this
          picturesque quote from the Bush caricature’s lips: “If manufacturers were free
          to make really long cars, people would arrive at their destinations
          that much sooner—and thereby save fuel, which is why I’ve ordered a sweeping
          overhaul of federal automotive standards,” he says as he throws away the book
          of EPA Standards.
                       As GeeDubya’s approval ratings drop percipitously, day by
          day, we find on every hand that the gloves are off. Where the scribbling
          gasbags once voiced approval of the Bush League, they now are less
          enthusiastic; where they once expressed tentative heresies, they now scream for
          GeeDubya’s head. In Newsweek’s October 31 issue, the lead story, about the Libby indictment, reviews the
          history of the Cheney cabal’s fabrication of reasons to invade Iraq and pulls
          no punches. “Cheney,” it says at the beginning, “was looking for evidence to
          support an Iraq invasion.” About Joe Wilson’s report that Saddam did not
          purchase uranium from Niger, we read that Cheney may not have seen the report,
          but “Cheney might not have been inclined to believe a word of it anyway. At the
          time of Wilson’s debunking [of the Bush League’s Niger claim], the vice
          president was the Bush administration’s leading advocate of war with Iraq.
          Cheney had long distrusted the apparatchiks who sat in offices at the CIA, FBI
          and Pentagon. He regarded them as dim, timid time-servers who would always
          choose inaction over action.” And further on: “Central to the [case for war]
          was the belief that Saddam was determined to get nukes.” And so on. The article
          rehearses the entire story of how the Bush League mislead the American people,
          cherry-picking the facts that supported its purpose and ignoring the rest. And
          it all appears here as straight factual reporting. No quibbles. This, it
          argues, is the duplicity employed by our government in action. It’s as if no
          one disputes the facts of this criminal behavior anymore. And it’s about time Newsweek and the other so-called news
          organs woke up to these facts.
                       Interestingly, no sources, anonymous or otherwise, are
          quoted in most of the story of the run-up to war. “From here, as we
            now know, things got a bit out of hand.” As we now know? That’s
          all the attribution we get? That’s the whole source of the information? What a
          joke. What happened to all that Newsweek solicitousness about sources? Elsewhere in the magazine, we get chorus after
          chorus of explanations for why quoted sources are unnamed (“feared for his
          job,” etc.), but in the story that blows the Bush League out of the water, not
          a source is named. We are asked, in effect, to trust the magazine’s integrity.
          Fine. I’m willing to do that. That’s just what I’m doing when I accept their
          assertion that an unnamed source wants to be anonymous in order to protect his
          job.
                       Notwithstanding this diatribe, I have enjoyed for years
          the column in the magazine by Fareed Zakaria, who says what he thinks albeit
          with deliberate not headlong speed. But even he has become somewhat less
          diplomatic of late. In his September 26 offering, he goes on about “Leaders Who
          Won’t Choose” in the wake of the Katrina disaster. “The U.S. Congress is a
          national embarrassment,” he writes, “except that on one is embarrassed. ...
          Today’s Republicans believe in pork, but they don’t believe in government. So
          we have the largest government in history but one that is weak and
          dysfunctional. Public spending is a cynical game of buying votes or campaign
          contributions, an utterly corrupt process run by lobbyists and special
          interests with no concern for the national interest. So we shovel out billions
          on ‘Homeland Security’ to stave off nonexistent threats to Wisconsin, Wyoming,
          and Montana while New York and Los Angeles remain unprotected. ... We denounce
          sensible leadership and pragmatism because they mean compromise and loss of
          ideological purity. Better to be right than to get Iraq right. Hurricane
          Katrina is a wake-up call. It is time to get serious. ... For all its virtues,
          the private sector [elements of which, Wal-Mart and Federal Express, performed
          so well during the Gulf Coast crisis] cannot accomplish all this. Wall-Mart and
          Federal Express cannot devise a national emergency policy for the United
          States. For that and for much else, we need government. Can somebody help us
          get our money’s worth?”
                         Pretty strong stuff, and it’s about time.
                       Starting on Veteran’s Day, George WMD Bush has gone on
          the offensive, castigating his critics, now numerous, for calling him a
          liar—for fabricating the evidence that took us to Iraq with tanks and guns.
          Well, shucks, GeeDubya—those who are now calling you a liar out loud are doing
          so out of a pronounced sense of political decorum: they call you a liar in
          order to avoid telling the truth, that you are stupid as a board. Can’t you
          recognize kindness when you encounter it?
                       On the matter of
          torturing detainees, it seems to me that no one can any more claim we are not
          torturing them—unless by “torture” you mean only the rack and the thumbscrew.
          The sorts of physical abuse and humiliation to which these prisoners (that’s what
          they are) are subjected constitute torture in anyone’s lexicon. And in Congress
          and the other corridors of power in the nation’s capital, they’re debating
          about what kind or degree of torture to allow. In this country, there should be
          no debate about torture. We should be able to say we don’t torture, and say it
          without fear of some contradictory evidence popping up on a remote isle in the
          Caspian Sea. No debate. For this country’s leaders to be debating such a
          subject is a disgrace.
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